** Just to warn everyone before you start reading, some of my characters will be a bit perverse (like a lot of band kids I know :P).
So if you don't tolerate that kind of humor, you probably won't want to read this chapter.

For everyone else enjoy! :)


~ Chamber Man ~

Tyler was the one that you could always count on to tease the band director. Even as a freshman, he would call him Chamber Man because "Mr. Chambers sounds too formal". Mr. Chambers didn't seem to mind the nickname Tyler had given him. In fact, he didn't mind most of his shenanigans, just as long as it didn't get in the way of the band's progress on the field. As a jovial junior, he still insisted on calling him Chamber Man.

As everyone in the Band Hall was preparing to head outside for their after-school practice, Tyler was assembling his instrument and furrowed his brows. He looked around for Mr. Chambers to give a report and saw him as he was walking out of his office.

"Hey, Chamber Man!" Tyler called.

Mr. Chambers knew who it was just by the nickname that only Tyler used. When he found him, he took his time as he made his way over. "Yeah?"

Tyler held up his trombone and showed him. "My boner's getting sticky!"

Everyone around them snickered and waited for Mr. Chambers' response. And to their amusement, Mr. Chambers raised his brows at the instrument and laughed under his breath. "I guess you'll just have to lube it up, then."

"Well said, sir," Tyler said as he and everyone else around him laughed.