Anyways. So. I is tied up in the base meant of Toto's evil house and he is gonna eat my goaticorn if I does not peck at his cheek like a chicken just because I am so beautiful why do I half to be so beauty full it is not friar!
But it is a curse I must dealt with.
I am dressing in a choji akimichi cosplay costume and it is so so very kawai that you would melt like a glutton of butter on a very very hot stove so hot you burns your hands on it like to make bread. Toto thinks its hot.
"I think you look hot." Toto says. He thinks I am hot. "Why not make you hotter."
He turns up the thermostatic to seventy twenty degrees calculus. "Comfy-wumfy now?"
"yes." I say.
"Okay good LOLOL"
"Okay look, Totey," I say, " Why should I be scared of you? You have the name of a little black CAT?"
Toto bursts into a fit of laughter rolling on the floor and giggling hysterical. He shrieks in delight and admiring and crepitating. He vomits blood. "LOL you are so funny, Amanda, and pretty too. Will you peck at my cheek like a chicken?"
I start to cries. "Why does this always happen to me? This has happened like twenty billion thymes before and it is boring. And annoying. If only the government would stop taking away my propriety things would be all butter. It is because I am so beautiful it is a curse."
"Kiss me Amanda," Toto says, batting his eyes with lashes twelve foots long. "cmon please pretty please"
"no" says me cuz I am shaving myself for marriage.
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
"no"
and then drake comes up to the door and someone comes in it is… DRAKE!
"HEAVENS TO FUCKING BETSY!" he screeches, snapping his actinic leather duds against his ripply thighs and wiggling his hapless to the wind. "WHAT IS THIS MEANIE DOING TO YOU MY LOVE"
I cry and then we have passionate sexy from across the room it is so passionate that I get a direction and then drake says "leave her alone" and toto says "lol no" and then drake summons the kirbys.
WHAT WILL HAPENN NEXT
A/N Also would you guys read it if I wrote a twilight ff? cuz that's kinda an amazing book series, like, so epic, but I wouldn't write it if no one was gonna read it so REBOOOS