a/n: kaykaykaykay soooooooo this is Amanda here ATLAST I know you were all wafting for me in my abase but I am back hahahahaha AT LAST! LAT AST! SO I AM BACK AND WILL RIDE WELL FOR YOU MY PUFFIEST FANS I LOVE YOU MORE THAN WAFFLES
"heya sam" I says. "how ya been maannn" (I am using surfer slang because that is shames frits langrage."
"hey amynda wow you art u ruing surfer slang you art soon cool!' he says big goofy grin. "that is whine I come here cuz urn magical beautiful."
"HEY I YAM NOT AN URN YOU FOOL"
"Well," Same says blush bashful. "Even if you are not. I find you… how do I say this so I don't sound like a couch… I find you attractive… in the way that a heterosexual male… finds a female… preferably a heterosexual one… although either of those may be bi… and yet I have never had a bi son or a bison (GETIT cuz sam doesn't have a son who is gay or a pet dog) but I wouldn't mind planting a garden would you?"
Sam locked at her wit an aspersion confused but as sam time longing. "I have Latin lover" Edilio walked in the cerdo(get it cuz hes Spanish) " Tee quiche, Amynda!) howre dare ye say tht to my bloody lova! Amyda EXPLOITED with pure RAGE and…..INDIGATION!
then she says "HIIIIII" (cuz she worships kriby as a god)
and then Kirby flew through the window and sad "You have called me. I have come."
he spun round and round in circus waving his magic wand and chanting chanting like a greek man does.
"HIIIIII" he says. "HIIIIIIIIII"
then sam and edilo bow wowed in worship for Kirby and for amynda as is the right and just order of stuff.
"we love you amynda" they said. "please marry us"
"NO YOU FREAKING (sorry for the langage but im a rebel) PERVS" I says. "I wood never do sexy stuff with people."
"I wud luv to POP tht balloon! AND, than Edilio commited a hurrid act. He penetrated the balloon w/ su(Spanish) THINGY!GET IT?)
then sam finds this displayed to be quiet simulating and then he says "bow wow ediliio you are so boiling!"
"COCHE!" edilio says, waggling those eye browns of his. "do you want to have"—he waggles those pies (SPANISH) again—"sexual relations with me?"
Certain. Sam says. Certain of course.
sam disrobes and folds his clothes in a neat pile and puts them on a lichen chair, then does a sexy hula dance.
edilio does the same.
then they have sex. they ask me to join, but I say no.
the invisible coakroach does a dance of PURE approval ;)
a/n: wasn't this captor SO HOT? and plus it is promote tolerance toward lesbian men!