Hallo! Kaito-kun here! I meant to post this a coupla days ago, but as you can see I failed at that.

I'm not even going to bother with a disclaimer, considering this is fanfiction and one can safely assume it's based off someone else's work.

What even is the point of decaf coffee?

"Do you like waffles?" Russia sang at me.

"Yeah we like waffles!"

"Do you like pancakes?"

"Yeah we like pancakes!"

"Do you like French toast?"

"Yeah we like French toast!"

"Doot doot doo doot, can't wait to get a mouthful!" We sang together. My phone vibrated, "Oh, just a second, Ivan, okay?" I smiled at Russia and opened my phone. I got a text from Canada. Hm, I thought he was going to call me…

hey… i think that something went wrong…

what? I texted back quickly.

I can't talk.

what?! I started pacing. Russia cocked his head, "Oh, oh, its fine! It's all good, Ivan,"

"Okay!" He said brightly.

"Yep!" like, i cant speak…

that… that is NOT what we were aiming for…

IKR?

i need to go clobber england, k?

don't do that! ~

y not?

Uh, then he wouldnt be able to fix it.

I was pacing faster now. this is bad, I texted.

"Ve~ Hungary!"

"Hi, Italy," I said absently, still pacing.

yeah…

oh my gosh this is all my fault im so sorry canadaaaaa!

"Hungary? Are you okay?" Italy asked, "You look-a worried,"

"She's fine!" Russia said happily.

"Yup, just fine!" no hungary! Its not your fault! the elixir just messed up!

But you wouldn't have taken it if it weren't for me ~o~" im so sorry!

where r u? I texted immediately after.

America's house, why?

brb

"Russia, Italy, I need to go," I gave them both a quick hug, "Bye!"

"Bye, ve~"

Russia smiled at Italy.

I banged on America's door, panting.

"Oh, hey dude! I figured you'd come," America let me in, "My bro's in here," I followed America into the living room.

"Hi, Canada," I said, bouncing on the balls of my feet. I was surprised my lip hadn't started bleeding, I'd been biting on it since I heard what happened.

He waved, standing up. He had a notebook in his hand, which read, "Hey! Also, it isn't your fault "

"It is, but let's not argue about it, okay? What should we do?"

Canada wrote quickly, "Talk to Britain?"

"Yeah, sure… Can I clobber him after?"

"Dude, don't beat up Iggy!"

"You're right, I shouldn't… But… but… oh, this is all my fault!" I rubbed my eyes, in an effort to not cry. I was apparently failing, because Canada came up and gave me a tight hug. I sobbed into his shoulder, "How could I be such an idiot? I just ruined the life of someone I barely know, and for what? A pat on the back? I… I…" I coughed, "I'm so sorry Canada!"

Good? Also what would y'all think of a songfic of this ship based on "Call Me Maybe"? Just for the ironic lulz, to be sure, but still?