Allright! third chapter, woooo hoooo! sorry im a little late with this one. any ways, enjoy!

She sat on the couch looking around. She had never actually been here before. He had gone to change out of his pajamas and into his more formal robes. Appearances had to be kept after all. He walked out of the bedroom,

"Ready Momo?"

"Yes!" she said jumping off the couch. He put out his arm and she took it excitedly.

"Everyday with him is more exciting that the last." she thought. "I hope this never has to end."

"Here," he said, "you can wait in the office while I order the food." She opened the door to the office and waved at him. She blushed a little then walked into the office. That was her first mistake.

She opened the door to find a very drunken Kira and a semi drunk Matsumoto.

"HI!" Matsumoto screamed. "I finished your paper work!"

"Tha…thank you Rangiku-san."

"No problem!" Matsumoto started to say as she took another swing.

"You know Kira and I were just talking about you. We were saying you and Taichou SUCK at kissing."

"WHAT!" Hinamori coughed. She was not expecting that.

"Come here," Kira hiccupped, "I'll show you how it's done." He grabbed Hinamori and kissed her hard.

She couldn't do anything. She just stood there. She couldn't push him off, or kiss him back, she was just shocked. She was definitely not expecting that.

He backed off and gave her a look. "You really can't kiss. What do you think Hitsugaya?"

"NO!" she thought as she turned around, "no, please no!"

He stood there and looked heartbroken. She looked at him, her eyes screaming for acceptance. Begging him to reach out to her, to forgive her, but he didn't respond, he couldn't. What was he supposed to do? He never wanted to see that. He had to do something. Anything! Just something. He grabbed Matsumoto and kissed her passionately. Matsumoto being drunk just gave in a kissed back. He pushed her away and looked at Hinamori, scared, then left. She couldn't breath. What just happened?

"WOW!" Matsumoto exclaimed finishing off her twelfth bottle of sake. "That Taichou is a really good kisser." Hinamori fell to the floor, and then cried, while just a little ways down the hall he was crying too.

The light shined through the window and lit up her puffy red cheeks. She was sprawled on the couch, broken. Kira and Matsumoto had passed out shortly after Hitsugaya left. She heard a groan and looked on the floor beside her. Matsumoto was peeking through her hair and the sunlight. "Whoa! What happened last night?"

"You don't remember?" Hinamori screamed.

"It's a little fuzzy but…"

"I can't believe you don't remember!" Hinamori was about to explode. "You ruined everything! You and Kira ruined everything!"

"I swear I didn't eat the cheese!" Kira said, popping up at the sound of his name. "Whoa! When did you get here Hinamori?" Her eyes filled with tears again, and she ran out.

"Oh shit," Matsumoto said. "Kira, what did we do?"

Far away on a hill somewhere he was sitting, watching the sunrise. He didn't care that she had hurt him, he had hurt her, and the thought of that was killing him. What he didn't realize was that she didn't care that he had hurt her; she was upset that she had hurt him. So here they were, two heartbroken souls longing for each other, and their only hope was a pair of drunks that were just now remembering what they had done last night.

"He's really gonna kill me this time, isn't he?" Kira whined nervously.

"Damn!" Matsumoto said. "Now I'm gonna have to quit drinking and go to AA meetings cause he's never gonna let me out of here again." The door cracked open and the two immediately dropped to the floor in apology. Hitsugaya walked in, looked at the two on the floor, then slumped in his chair and began working on his paper work.

"Hitsugaya Taichou I…"

"Get out Kira." was all that Hitsugaya said. Kira felt this was a good idea since he could sense the temperature dropping drastically in the room. He scrambled out, nearly tripping on the rug, and as soon as he was out the door he ran for his life. Matsumoto sat there chewing her index finger nervously.

"Please let me leave, please let me leave, please let me leave," she kept praying over and over in her mind.

"Leave Matsumoto." he said coldly, as the furniture began to frost. Matsumoto didn't waste any time as she used her flash step to make an abrupt exit. If her Taichou wasn't screaming at her then he must be really mad.

"Where is that bastard Kira?" She went a few yards further and spotted him. He was still running his ass off as he sped through the corridors between the buildings. Matsumoto kicked up the shunpo and appeared in front of him. Kira, still thinking Hitsugaya was gonna kill him, screamed and practically fainted until he realized it was Matsumoto.

"You…scared…me!" he said between deep breaths.

"You're such a baby." Matsumoto said. "Kira we have to do something."

"What do you mean we?" he replied getting ready to run.

"Well it's your fault for kissing Hinamori!" Matsumoto said.

"Well you're the one who got me drunk!" he retorted.

"So we're both at fault," Matsumoto sighed, "hence, we."

"Fine," Kira submitted, "but you have to save me from Kurotsuchi!"

"Deal!" Matsumoto said shaking his hand. "Now what I'm about to do is going to get us in a lot of trouble, but it'll work." she said as Kira began to sweat. She explained everything while struggling to keep Kira from bolting off. When she was done Kira looked surprised.

"That's a really good idea Matsumoto!"

"Of course it is," Matsumoto beamed, "was there ever any doubt?"

"Well…" Kira said, "At first I thought…"

"Oh just shut up!" Matsumoto snarled, grabbing his arm, "We've got work to do."

Muwahahahaha! cliff hanger! so what did you think? is it any good? i hope it is, i dont know, i kinda dont like it. but oh weeeeell. i'll post the next chapter ASAP!