They held up their glasses with a chorus of cheers to the special occasion. Sasori smirked, "Hard to believe we've been in business since our teens is it not?"

Kakuzu grunted, "Minus the rest of us." Zetsu grinned, "It's been ten years." "Rolling in dough!"

Kakuzu really cheered up and drank some more, keeping an eye on Hidan. Kisame smirked, "Still think Hidan is going to do what he did last time he got drunk?"

Orochimaru snorted, "The fool destroyed the kitchen, almost raped all the maids, ransacked our office, and ruined many of our important documents. You should have disposed of him right then and there Kakuzu."

The miser narrowed his eyes, "I admit what he did was atrocious but he was drunk. Plus, Sasori had extra copies of the documents saved in his room so that wasn't a problem and I did punish/ground him for two months. If you ask me the whole incident was a blessing in disguise."

Kisame laughed, "He proved that our office security system wasn't top notch since he got in easy enough, better him and not some outsider."

Sasori nodded, "He also made sure the maids didn't wear low-cut tops anymore. I've warned them many times that they would draw attention and sure enough Hidan saw to it…even if intoxicated. Though, he made smart cracks to them when he was sober anyway."

Zetsu nodded, "Not to mention since he demolished the kitchen we got to remodel it and quite frankly, I love it. The staff does too." Kakuzu snorted, "Not me." Sasori rolled his eyes, "Stop complaining, we got an excellent deal and it's much nicer than before."

Kakuzu's head snapped up, "Hidan, where are you going?" Kisame turned and scowled, "Natsumi?"

The albino gave his master a smug grin, holding onto Natsumi's wrist. Clearing giving off the impression he was dragging her somewhere against her will.

"I'm just going to get some more wine." "Sit back down and let the maid get it." Hidan snorted, "Those servants always give us the fucking weak wine. I want the fucking good stuff!"

Kisame smirked, "That's all very dandy but why are you taking my slave with you?" Natsumi shrugged and made a face at Hidan.

He laughed, "Kakuzu told me never to fucking go down there without a supervisor so that's why I'm bringing Natsy."

Kakuzu just groaned, "Whatever, just go and if you're not back here within ten minutes I'm coming after you." Hidan gave him a cocky grin, "Thanks old man!" "HIDAN!"

The loud mouth burst off running, taking her along with him until they got to the basement door.

*I followed him down the stairs, eyeing everything in curiosity. "How did I let you talk me into coming down here Hidan?" He chuckled and turned on another light, "Because you never been down here and I want some fucking company."

"Uh-huh...damn. Have enough wine down here don't they?"

There were rows of vintage wine stored into sections all along the stone wall, but what stood out to me was a table set near the stairs. You couldn't even see it until you were at the bottom.

I didn't even notice Hidan had already had left until he yelled, "JACKPOT BITCH!"

He came back to me smiling, "This is the best fucking shit ever and…" He trailed off as he saw what else I was looking at.

There was a fairly new mattress to the side and Hidan's mind went in the gutter. "Look like the servants have a lot of fucking time on their hands."

I smirked at him, tugging him back up the stairs. "Maybe but let's go before we get into trouble."

Hidan snorted, "You're such a fucking pussy." "Oh shut up and keep walking."

He smirked at me and bumped into the door. "What the fuck?" He jiggled the door knob and pushed against it. "What's wrong?"

"We're fucking locked in!" I took the bottle away from him, "Try calling for help." "You fucking call for help! I'm not fucking doing it."

I rolled my eyes, "You have a fucking louder and bigger mouth than I do!" He thought about it then muttered, "Got a fucking point."

"HEY! WILL SOMEONE UNLOCK THIS FUCKING DOOR!"

I swear, he yelled and banged on that door for at least ten minutes but no one came. Hidan huffed, "Fucking bitches! I know they fucking heard me."

I sighed, "The only ones who heard us were the maids since I heard them giggling and they hate you."

He fumed, "But you're fucking here too!" "Just for being with you they won't help me either." I grabbed his arm, pulling him gently, "Come on, let's go back down and sit at the table. Someone is bound to come and get us; though I'm surprised Kakuzu and Kisame haven't yet."

We both went back down, sitting at the table in silence until Hidan got that gleam in his eyes. "What are you scheming now?"

He jumped up and left, coming back with two glasses. "No sense in wasting this wine."

I cocked a brow as he filled the two and shoved one in my hand, "I don't really like wine Hidan." He scowled, "You don't fucking like that crap they served us! This stuff is top notch and you will fucking love it trust me."

I took a sip and was surprised, "It is good."

He held up his glass, "Here's to a fucking lovely dinner for two." I giggled and clinked glasses with him, "Indeed Mr. Hidan, minus the main course that is."

We both cracked up laughing and began drinking away.

*Kisame was having a great time, him and Kakuzu on the lounge chairs both laughing at his friend.

Tobi had turned on the music, fairly tipsy, and dragged Zetsu to the middle of the room to slow dance. When that happened, Orochimaru left the party with his slave.

Sasori had Deidara on his lap, whispering (probably naughty) things to him until they cracked up at Tobi who was trying to make Zetsu dance dirty now.

Kisame didn't know where the time went and smirked. I need to get Natsumi out there and do that with me. His eyes went large and jumped up, "I forgot about Natsumi!"

Kakuzu had the same reaction, "Damn, it's been over an hour since they left and never came back!?"

Both stomped to the basement door, angry with themselves from their carelessness and their slaves who were supposed to have come back as told.

Kakuzu growled, "Just wait until I get my hands on him!" He tried to open the door and it didn't budge. Kisame furrowed his brows, "The door is locked from the outside? That would explain why they didn't come back."

The miser unlocked it, both marching down the stairs. "They could've called for help." "Let's not forget the music in the other room." "Don't worry, they'll come clean once we find them."

They reached the bottom of the stairs and BOY did they find their slaves alright, both in utter shock.

Hidan was on top of Natsumi, both heavily making out and kissing but at least still had their clothes on. Their masters were beyond livid and appeared next to the mattress.

Kakuzu jerked Hidan off her snarling, "Mind explaining yourself Hidan!" His slave blinked several times before he spoke goofily, "Heyyyy baby, where've you fucking been?"

Kisame smirked from the baby part and noticed the empty wine bottle. Picking it up he whistled, "They drank the very strong stuff alright."

Hidan licked his lips and grinded himself up against his master, "I'm so fucking glad you here….I want something up my fucking ass so bad! Will you fuck me?"

Safe to say, Kakuzu's mood changed rather quick at his intoxicated slave. He tossed him over his shoulder with a grunt, "I'll see you tomorrow Kisame." Then practically ran up the stairs at full speed.

Kisame chuckled and leaned down over his slave, "You've been a naughty girl Natsumi." She yawned and stretched, weakly looking up at him with a silly but cute smile, "I am not. That red stuff made me."

He smirked and picked her up bridal style, "That red stuff is wine." "Nerd." He cracked up, carrying her back to his room and setting her on the bed.

He changed clothes still chuckling, "She called me a nerd of all things." After he turned off all the lights except the nightstand lamp he about crawled in when his breathing hitched.

Natsumi was pouting with her arms outstretched towards him murmuring, "Kisame~" "Yes?" She bit her lip, "Hurry up." He smirked, "With what?" "Hold me."

He grinned and leaned closer so she could wrap her arms around his neck before gliding his hands underneath her.

It wasn't long before he felt he bucking her hips into his groin, softly kissing his neck. Kisame moaned softly and tried to get away. Oh he wanted to take her, but he didn't want to take advantage of her in her drunken state.

Natsumi groaned, "Nooo Kisame, please touch me." He stared down at her with a frown, "I can't and you need to sleep."

Now he did it, she started to cry. "I..I thought….you liked me." He brushed back her hair and tried to keep her still, "I do so there's no need to cry." She pouted, "But you…sniff….won't make me…sniff….feel good."

Kisame bit his lip, cursing himself mentally at how hard he was from this whole situation, "I want to believe me but now's not the time." She weakly gazed at him before pleading, "Can I…sniff…at least get a kiss?"

He smirked and nodded, "Sure." There should be no harm in it.

He leaned down, taking in the sweet scent of her hair before pressing, if warily, his lips to hers. She moaned with content and wrapped her arms back around his neck, meeting his soft and passionate kisses.

Kisame knew that was enough but he couldn't bring himself to stop. Damn it she tastes good!

Instincts took its course; he rid them both of their clothes taking in the beautiful sight below him. Grinding his body along hers, caressing and fondling every inch he could lay his hands on as did she.

Biting and suckling her sensitive skin, she gasped and he admired the mark he left….his mark. He devoured the small red buds upon her breasts as he softly rubbed between her legs. Natsumi made such small noises but that was music to his ears.

He quickly positioned himself and gently slid into her, making her grip onto his shoulders for dear life groaning. Kisame stopped once fully sheathed, kissing those lips and gliding his tongue inside this time, to ease her mind.

It didn't take long until he thought it was safe to move, rocking his hips back and forth slowly. She whimpered a great deal and bucked her hips up, but he held her to his chest to keep her still.

"Ki..Kisa…me…" He went faster, moaning in pleasure as he did. His little slave held his back, not wanting to let go so he didn't pull away…not that he wanted to.

He locked mouths with her, thrusting harder until she arched her back, crying out into his mouth in bliss, him following soon after with a low growl.

He held her tightly against him, quivering from the after effects of his orgasm before pulling out and lying down on his side.

He wrapped an arm around her, pulling her back against his chest nuzzling her hair and planting a small kiss on her forehead.

I hate to imagine how cross you're going to be with me in the morning.