Hey! heres the 4th chapter! i tried to add a little humor in this one, i know i can be a bit to serious when i write. im glad everyone enjoyed the last chapter, and i hope you like this one too!
She sat in her office, completely distraught. She had tried doing her paperwork, but her tears would fall and smear the ink, causing a need to redo the paper. After redoing the equivalent of two stacks she gave up. She tried to eat something, she hadn't eaten since the midnight snack incident, but the man from the division kitchen brought her sliced watermelon. As soon as she saw the plate she started to cry. She threw the plate and the poor man as he ran out the door. Of course after she was done crying she immediately went to go apologize. Now she was lying on the couch, staring at the oddly shaped stain on the ceiling. After thirty minutes she determined that the stain was indeed shaped like a rabid squirrel beating a donkey. She let a heavy sigh escape her lips as she scanned the ceiling for her next stain. A loud knock rattled the door. She sat up and looked at the door. The caller knocked again, even louder, screaming a muffled cry of Hinamori. Reluctantly she left the oh-so inviting couch to answer the door. She threw the door open.
"What?" she said, a little harsher than intended. An incredibly flustered Kira appeared.
"Hinamori! It's Hitsugaya Taichou! He says he's gonna kill himself! Look, he's right down the hall!"
"Kira, what are you talking about?" She said suspiciously as she walked out into the hall. Suddenly she felt a movement behind her. "Kira, what's…?" Kira was standing there holding her zanpakutou.
"Give me back Tobiume!" she said coldly.
"No," replied Kira calmly. Hinamori raised her palms and brought them together.
"Then I'll use kidou to reclaim Tobiume by force!" She said concentrating her reiatsu. Before she could call out her attack a rope appeared around her wrist and feet. She tried to protest but she was swiftly on the ground bound and gagged.
"Mmmmmmm! Mumph! Arghhhhh!" She struggled violently trying to break free.
"Stop wriggling!" Matsumoto scolded. "It's not going to help. Oh, and in case you were wondering, we're taking you to tenth division headquarters."
"Mmm?" Hinamori exclaimed.
"Why, you ask?" Matsumoto said proudly raising her chin, "Because silly! You and Hitsugaya need couples therapy and me and Kira are just the people to give it to you!" Hinamori gave Matsumoto the most sarcastic look she had ever seen. "What?" Matsumoto exclaimed, pride fading. "Well it's our fault you guys are even fighting so we're going to fix it." Hinamori just rolled her eyes; this was getting old, fast. "Oh just go to sleep!" Matsumoto said, using kidou to knock out Hinamori.
"Great!" Kira said. "One down one to go!"
He sat in his chair, moving on to the next useless notification. He signed his name, the picked up the one beneath it. Paper work was tiresome, but it kept his mind off of other things, namely Hinamori. He sighed telling himself not to go there, but he couldn't help it. She had always meant the world to him, and now that world was falling apart. He picked up another paper. This particular one caught his eye.
"Are your subordinates flabby or in poor physical shape? Sign them up for weekly jogs with me, Zaraki Kenpachi, and my navigator Kusajika Yachiru."
As he began to register some of the slower members in his division a wonderfully evil idea came to mind. On the seventh blank he deviously scrawled the name Matsumoto Rangiku.
"This will make a nice addition to her punishment." he thought. "Knowing Zaraki they'll be going a little faster than a jog, and knowing Yachiru, they'll be running for weeks before the find their way back." He finished singing up some of his division members and put the note in his urgent pile. He picked up yet another paper. This one was even more tempting.
"Women's aerobics with Kurotsuchi Mayuri and Kurotsuchi Nemu. Exercise in a friendly environment with the best music in Soul Society! Try to ignore the cameras and occasional electric shock. See you there!"
This one was too good to be true. He signed up Matsumoto and put that one at the top of the urgent pile.
"Better yet," he thought, "I should get these immediately." He called for one of his subordinates. "Get these to their perspective recipients as soon as possible." he said handing him the paper.
"Hai Taichou!" the subordinate called as he rushed off. Hitsugaya slumped in his chair and sighed. "I think I've done enough damage for one day." He said. Just as he was beginning to relax Matsumoto burst through the doors. "Speak of the devil," he said already tensing up.
"There's no time for your incoherent babble Taichou!" Hitsugaya opened his mouth, ready to yell at her when Matsumoto cut him off.
"It's Hinamori! She…she….she's been kidnapped!"
"By who?" said Hitsugaya, Matsumoto had definitely go his attention.
"Um…um…well…that doesn't matter! What's important is that you need to go to your room…right now!"
"Matsumoto what the hell are you…"
"Now Kira!" Matsumoto screamed.
"Wha…" With a sudden flash Matsumoto had bound him and Kira had stolen Hyorinmaru.
"We did it Kira!" Matsumoto said giving Kira a high five.
"Yeah!" he said.
"When I get out of this the two of you are dead!"
"If you get out." Matsumoto replied coyly. Matsumoto got ready to use her kidou.
"If you use kidou on me you'll be in this office doing paper work for the rest of your very short life!" Hitsugaya said becoming annoyed.
"Well…wait," Matsumoto said. "Why is my life going to be very short?"
"Because I'm going to kill you!" Hitsugaya said, struggling with his ropes.
"Yeah, yeah whatever you say Taichou. You'll thank me when this is all over. Grab him Kira!"
"Umm…how Matsumoto?" Kira asked twiddling his thumbs.
"Just pick him up!" Matsumoto said. After a quick trip down the hall they stopped at the door.
"You know you're a lot heavier than you look Hitsugaya Taichou." Kira said as Matsumoto cut the ropes and opened the door.
"Well Kira you're…" before he could finish the statement Kira had dumped him on the floor of his room. Matsumoto slammed the door and yelled though the thick wood.
"Now stay in there and be a good little Taichou! And don't even try to escape, we've got a barrier surrounding the room." Histugaya struggled up off the carpet.
"Are you okay?" a soft voice said meekly. Hitsugaya turned to the couch where she sat. "Kira threw you pretty hard."
"Yeah, he did, didn't he. We're stuck in here aren't we." He asked the pain of hitting the hard floor evident in his voice.
"Oh yeah," she replied sighing, "We're stuck here."
Soooooo, how was it? the next chapter should be out soon so dont worry! we'll find out what happens to our heros in the next two days. lol. thanx for the super awsome reveiws! i love you guys!