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Emby here!
I ♥ my reviewers! The new ones are:
Darkeh (Who just happens to be my step sister… Muaahah!)
Desirepassion
And another one from…. SakuraRibbons!
GO REVIEWERS!
Anywho. This is the newest chapter of… Stupidity and the such!
DISCLAIMER: Blah. Furuba. Blah. Blah. Chainsaw. Blah. Mine.
Me: Oh. Meh. Akito.
Akito: Haha! You said 'Akito' in place of 'God'! MUAHAHA!
Me: I only said your name so that I could express extreme disgust and idiocy.
Akito: …
Kyo: So what'd you say his/her damn name for in the first place?
Me: No reason.
Kyo/Akito: ….
Me: Anyways. I had the weirdest dream last night. Tohru died, and we didn't care.
Yuki: Really?
Me: Nope! I had a dreamless sleep last night.
Hatori: Not only psycho, but bizarre too.
Me: Hey Hatori… did you know that I borrowed a pair of chopsticks from my lovely sister Darkeh?
Kyo: Don't you live in that hellish America!
Me: Yes! The streets are paved in gold. BEAT THAT, JAPAN!
Japan: Oh yes, I will…. Muahaha!
Yuki: So what's with the chopsticks?
Me: This! –sticks chopsticks up Hatori's nose-
Hatori: -poof-
Yuki: That looked painful.
Kyo: DAMNIT! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE POOF! IT'S DISCONCERTING!
Me: I didn't know you had so many big words in your vocabulary, Kyo. More than one syllable, at the least!
Yuki: Took my line. Damnit.
Me: Why does everyone hate meee!
Shigure: I don't!
Me: You don't count. Anywho, to the question: Is Tohru dead?
Akito: I hope it was her I buried last night.
Me: No, that was a mutant purple bunny in a Tohru cosplay costume.
Akito: ….
Me: I put him there so you'd stay out of my hair.
Hiro: You have hair?
Me: You again? LEAVE ME ALONE, BRAT! DUH, I HAVE HAIR! IT'S PRETTIER THAN YOURS!
Hiro: Prove it!
Me: I WILL! –shaves Hiro's head-
Hiro: -stunned silence- -poof-
Me: Teach him to mess with Pantene ProV hair.
Yuki: You're very revengeful, you know that?
Kyo: Yeah, damnit.
Me: Why'd you swear? There was no reason to swear.
Kyo: I LIKE SWEARING, DAMN YOU!
Me: There he goes again….
Kyo: I can see sentences without swearing. SEE! DAMNIT!
Me: Ha. Ha.
Yuki: Yes, you stupid cat.
Kyo: You wanna fight wit' me!
Yuki: Why not?
Me: -FOOM- -EXPLODES- THAT'S ENOUGH!
Yuki/Kyo: -crispy-
Me: Anyways. The main question this minuet is where did Tohru go?
Yuki: A spa?
Kyo: She ran away?
Hiro: She commited suicide?
Me: -glare-
Uo: Oh. I heard to went to America, where the streets are paved in gold.
Hanajima (Known as Saki): Oh, no, Arisa, she went to go to her mother's grave.
Me: For two days and four chapters? With no food?
Saki: Yup.
Me: Oh well. Anyways, these poppyseed muffins are really good….
Everyone: Yummy….
Me: Have some! –hands out-
-few minuets later-
Me: TIME FOR RANDOM DRUG TESTING!
Hiro: You tricked us!
Me: Yep. –smirks- You're first, Hiro!
Hiro: AHHH! I'm not old enough!
Me: I say you are.
Hiro: -poofs after RDT-
Me: Okay. RDT is over.
Kyo: No one else has to do it!
Me: Nope. I just wanted to get rid of Hiro.
Everyone: ….
Saki: Who was that kid, anyways?
Yuki: One of many relatives.
Uo: HOW MANY ARE THERE!
Me: More than I can count on seven fingers.
Saki: That makes no sense…. What did you do to Tohru?
Me: -sweat drop- Nothing! Bleep me and I'll BEEEEP you back! Meaning, chainsaws and chopsticks combined!
Uo: Huh?
Me: No one reads the earlier chapters…. –grumble-
So, where is Tohru, exactly?
MUAHAHA!
Anyways. The chopsticks are Darkeh's. Her penname is Darkeh. Look her up. She reviewed me, so she deserves it! Yay!
THAT CONCLUDES ANOTHER EPISODE OF….. The Show: Fruits Basket of Doom!
Seeya in about an hour!
♥♥♥-Emby
P.S. Keep on spitting, Chris. (inside joke!)