EMBY IS HERE!
Guess what.
I GOT 9 REVIEWS! YAY! I'm so happy!
Whenever I get/look at reviews, I get a warm, fuzzy happy feeling inside.
MUAHA!
Thankies to
Yasu-san and
Mugglecastlover31
MY LATEST REVIEWERS!
Thish is Emby, bringing you punch six of The Show: Fruits Basket of Doom!
Me: Woo. Too many cookies.
Momoji: Cookies? WHERE?
Me: Here. –evil smile-
Momoji: -munchies-
Me: TIME FOR RANDOM COOKIE TESTING!
Momoji: -poofy!-
Me: Heh heh heh.
Hatori: Did you actually make cookies? Did you do that on purpose?
Me: Yes and yes.
Kyo: You evil….. TOHRU! I WANT COOKIES TO THROW AT HER!
-silence-
Kyo: Tohru?
-cricket noises-
Kyo: What the hell did you do to Tohru!
Me: Um… It's a long story.
Shigure: Well, no one really cares. I'm hungry. WHO WANTS TAKE OUT?
Me: Crisco?
Akito: What the hell is Crisco?
Me: ….I really don't know.
Akito: Well, if your gonna be random ,you might as well make sense! Ooh. A bar of Crisco…..
Me: -smug smile-
Kyo: What are you making everyone say?
Saki: Indeed. You seem to have evil waves radiating off you, not to mention everything you touch.
Me: Why do I get the feeling that there's gonna be a mutiny?
Ayame: I would never mutiny against you, beloved authoress!
Me: ….You're too old for me.
Ayame: But you shall grow up!
Me: Really….?
Arisa: It's not like she's Peter Pan, or anything. God.
Kyo: Who's Peter Pan?
Me: Peter Pan is a figment of someone's imagination.
Saki: EVIIILLLLL! EVILLLL!
A/N: Ever seen SpongeBob?
Me: I'll ignore that. Anyways, who votes we go on a quest to kill –cough- I mean, find Tohru?
Saki: If someone doesn't go…. –hidden threat-
Me: Nevermind. The quest is off. We were gonna go on a quest, but Nickelodeon decided that another premiere of "Let's Count to 3 on Our Toes!" was in order.
Hatori: How many people can't count to three?
Me: I can't count to seven. Does that count?
Kyo: -stunned silence-
Me: Hi Kureno.
Kyo: DAMN MICROWAVE!
Kureno: That's a towel.
Arisa: Kureno!
Akito: You know him? KURENO! GET YOUR SORRY BUTT OVER HERE!
-kisses Kureno-
Arisa: -gaspeh-
Me: Akito, your… your…. Um….. Wait, I'm confused.
Hatori: You're not the only one. I thought Akito only kissed me.
Yuki: Think again, sea slime. Akito thinks I'm hotter than you. Told me so just yesterday. Akito probably kisses me more than you!
Me: No, not that. Does this prove that Akito's…. A WOMAN!
Akito: Fire truck?
Me: Huh? Randomness is mine.
Akito: -poop poof!-
Me: Haha. Anyways…. If it's a woman, the kiss was okay…. But if Akito's a MAN…. This could say a lot about why you act the way you do, Kureno.
Arisa: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YOU DAMN CHEATING LIAR! YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!
Kureno: -gulps-
Arisa: And… And…. I'M CARRYING YOUR CHILD!
Me: Seriously?
Arisa: No. I was just being dramatic.
Me: Oh. Anywho.
Kureno: I think that our affair must end. I'm…. MARRIED TO AKITO!
Me: That makes sense. You guys being related and all.
Saki: How does that make sense….?
Me: Just like it makes sense that I say you're wearing pink!
Saki: -is wearing a pink dress- IT BURNS! IT BURNS US! PLEASE, MASTER, IT BURNS! IT BUUURRRNS!
Me: The Gollum routine is mine.
Saki: -poof-
Arisa: -kicking Kureno's butt-
Kureno: FINE! I ADMIT IT!
Me: Admit what?
Kureno: I ATE THE WHIP CREAM!
Me: GRR! You touched my whip cream…. –holds up chainsaw- Oh meh Akito! HOW COULD YOU, KYO!
Kyo: What did I do?
Me: IT'S….. IT'S….. IT'S COVERED IN 'I LOVE KYO!' STICKERS!
Yuki: Are you sure it wasn't Kagura?
Me: They shall pay! IN THE HIGHEST DEGREE!
Everyone: -stunned silence-
Me: I'm hungry.
Yuki: What? You were talking about revenge…. AND NOW YOU'RE HUNGRY!
Me: Yup. Anyone got steak?
Haru: STEAK! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE KIDDING? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STEAK? STEAK STEAK STEAK! IT'S ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT! DON'T YOU THINK IT'S DEMEANING OR INSULTING TO ANYONE? HUH? HUH?
Me: You're wearing leather and a cow-hide jacket.
Haru: Good point.
Yuki: -snicker- What a cow.
Haru: Bull, thank you very much.
Me: BS? Who wants to play?
Shigure: -gaspeh- Emby! This is rated T! Everyone knows that BS stands for Bull-
Me: -stands for Bricks are Us. Right, Shigure?
Shigure: Oh. Yeah. I knew that.
Haru: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Me: -stunned silence- Please. Please, God, no!
Haru: Your mama's so fat she's as big as a cow!
Kyo: Something's wrong with Haru.
Hatori: He's been diagnosed with Mad Cow disease.
Kyo: …Doesn't that affect the brain?
Hatori: Nope. Doesn't effect anything. It's just really, really contagious.
Me: -backs away from Haru- So, why is it a disease?
Hatori: He'll be temporarily mad.
Me: Oh well.
Muahaha! So how's THAT for a chappie? Yup. It's longer than normal. I'm crazier than normal.
Yes, I did just make cookies. Yup.
Um, thankies!
♥♥♥♥♥- Emby!