G'morning!
Ooh, I am REALLY hungry… So, this might be a little delusional.
Thanks to my lovely reviewers! As for Tohru….. I'm still trying to figure out if she's gonna be a nutcase or not. XD
So! KEEP REVIEWING! It makes me wanna write to get more reviews! THANK JOO, LOVERLY REVIEWERS! –hands orange kitty plushie-
This is Emby, bringing you another serving of….. The Show: Fruits Basket of Doom!
Me: Hey. No one's here.
No one: -silence-
Me: I mean, it's usually like Kyo or Yuki are her- The microwave? NOT AGAIN!
Yuki: That's a phonebook, idiot!
Me: Hmph. What would Tohru say?
Shigure: -poof- Let's ask this What Would Tohru Say eight ball! –shakes-
Eight Ball: My mother used to tell me, "Just be yourself! You'll be fine."
Me: Typical.
Eight Ball: Whaddya mean, typical? I spend seventeen hours a day being shaken up, and belting out innocent, false answers!
Yuki: What do you do the other seven hours a day?
Eight Ball: Oh. Um…. I get coated in dust.
Me: And that's a good thing?
Eight Ball: BETTER THAN BEING SHAKEN UP!
Me: I'm not the only one who talks to inanimate objects. –throws eight ball off cliff-
Shigure: Hey! That cost me nothing!
Me: So why do you care?
Shigure: …I dunno.
Me: Anyways. Ever had a dream about an onion?
Yuki: ….No!
Me: Neither have I. Moving on. Shigure, I hear that you finally decided to invest in a call phone.
Ayame: -poof!- YES! HE DID! I told him to get one with my magical powers of persuasion, and he did! Now we can talk twenty-five hours a day, eight days a week!
Yuki: DAMN IDIOT! THAT MAKES NO SENSE! –chokes-
Ayame: -is choked-
Me: Um…. Why do you randomly grab people's wrists and say you're choking them?
Yuki: -lets go- Because I don't know where their necks have been.
Me: Why do you grab them in the first place?
Yuki: No reason.
Me: Oh. Anyways, Shigure, you shouldn't get Verizon. Get Cingular.
Shigure: Why?
Me: Verizon won't usually ring, and it gives you messages for 6:00 when it's only 4:00. And then, when you listen to the messages, they're from eighteen months ago.
Shigure: …And Cingular?
Me: No dropped calls.
Ayame: Yes! But I have a different cell company! Ayame's Cell! I pay nothing to call anyone!
Me: …Would I have to pay?
Shigure: Million yen per month, sista.
Me: I don't even have a cell!
Shigure: I have a Razr. –smug-
Me: -slaps- Ooh! A magnifying glass! Yuki, fry ants.
Yuki: Okay. WHAT THE HE-
Me: Since when did you act like Kyo? Wait….
Yuki: Act like Kyo? My darling Kyo?
Me: Okay, it's not Kyo in a Yuki cosplay costume.
Yuki: Kyo! Where are you, my love!
Me: That's why he didn't show up this morning. He was scared.
Yuki: But…. Of what? I MUST VANQUISH THAT PERSON OR THING!
Kagura: YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! HE'S MINE, DAMNIT!
Yuki: PROVE IT!
Kagura: I got to him first!
Yuki: I'm older than you, so I knew him first!
Kagura: Nuh uh! YOU ALWAYS KICKED HIM AROUND!
Yuki: SO DO YOU!
Kagura: Good point.
Me: ….
Shigure: Don't use the damn '…', damnit!
Me: -heh heh- ….
Shigure: STOP IT! IT'S ANNOYING!
Me: …..
Ayame: Uh, author dude person…. I'd be, like, starting to stop annoying Gure-nii.
Me: What? Why?
Ayame: Hatsuharu's not the only one with a double personality.
Me: ….I see…..
Haru: What? Author-chan, what are you doing to Sensei? He looks all red, bloated, and angry.
Me: Nothing. I swear! It was natural.
Haru: Where'd Rin go?
Rin: HIDE ME! –hides behind author-
Haru: There you are! Get back here!
Rin: -brandishes IV-
Haru: Don't brandish that IV at me!
Yuki: What does brandish mean?
Me: Wave about threateningly.
Yuki: I see.
Haru: Where'd you get an IV from, anyways?
Rin: ….I really don't know.
Shigure: WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY ABOUT THE DAMN PERIODS!
Me: Yuki Sohma, Shigure, watch your mouth!
Yuki: Wha-?
Me: Nothing.
Akito: If I am GOD! of the Zodiac and Kyo, does that mean I can order people around?
Me: Knock yourself out. Literally.
Akito: -knocks self out-
Me: Muaha. I love being the author. –kicks Akito-
Ayame: Hey! You can't kick Akito!
Me: Prove it. –kicks-
Kana: WHERE IS HATORI!
Me: Where did you come from? The microwave?
Kana: Nope.
Me: …Are you gonna tell me where you came from?
Kana: Nope.
Shigure: PERIODS…. MUST….
Me: Oh. Crackersnaps. I forgot.
Yuki: Crackersnaps? What the hell are those?
Me: Meh special word. USE IT AND I'LL KILL YOU!
Yuki: I'LL KILL YOU FIRST! DON'T THINK THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU! MY FANGIRLS WILL SEE TO YOUR DEMISE! YOU SHALL PAY FOR MAKING FUN OF KYO AND ME! YOU'LL SEE! MUAHAHAHA! JUST YOU WAIT!
Me: -silent-
Yuki: -waves hand in front of face- Damnit.
Me: -silent-
Yuki: SHE FELL ASLEEP! –long string of curses that shall not repeated-
Me: -wakes up- Huh? What did I do? Did you say something?
Kana: -pokes Emby with a stick-
Me: Oh. Meh. Akito. A stick.
Kana: MY STICK!
Me: Heh heh. Haru touched that stick. YOU HAVE MAD COW DISEASE!
Kana: NO! NOOO! I DON'T WANNA BE INFECTED! NOOOOO! –accidentally runs off cliff-
Me: Well. That was almost too easy.
Yuki: She's crazy.
Me: A complete idiot.
Yuki: A psycho.
Me: Hilarious.
Yuki: …Are you complementing yourself?
Me: Yup. And you just helped.
Shigure: -wild snorts-
Me: RUN AWAY!
Wow.
I am crazy.
Or maybe just hungry.
WELL! SEEYA NEXT TIME IN….. THE SHOW!
♥♥♥- Emby