Hiya. This is Emby.
Scared you, didn't I? –Heehee!- Disappearing like that. Yeah.
Well, I have a reason.
No, maybe I don't.
I just don't like writing Fanfiction at my mum's.
SO! Now, you can look for new stories on Thursdays, Fridays, and Weekend-days!
Yup.
WITH POPCORN AND A HARD DRIVE….
THE SHOW: FRUITS BASKET OF DOOM!
Kyo: You disappear a lot, damnit.
Me: Unnecessary swearing, yet again, Kyo love.
Kyo: DON'T CALL ME LOVE! YOUR AIN'T MY MUM!
Me: That made no sense….
Yuki: -pop- And since when did you?
Me: Clowns on stilts?
Shigure: -pop- That's a new one. Usually, it's like, CHEESYPOOFS!
Me: Poof… Poof….. Whait….. Why you guys appearing with pops instead of wicked awehsome poofs?
Yuki: Just lucky, I suppose.
Me: YAY FOR LUCKINESS!
Everyone: …..
Shigure: Damn periods.
Me: Stupid dirty mouth.
Shigure: Go to hell.
Me: -suffering from a hilarity loss-
Kyo: ….Scary……
Me: Yes….. Out of…. IDEES!
Yuki: Then why are you typing? Damn author….
Me: But then…. Since I didn't put ranks into Wisdom or Intelligence…. Logic doesn't apply to me! I can type as long as I freakin' want!
Shigure: -whisper- She's been reading Order of the Stick again.
Me: Yuppers. That comic is wicked awehsome. I actually put all of my ranks into Charisma and such, so you can't complain.
Yuki: Loss….. Of…. Grey…. Matter!
Me: Coolio. Have you ever heard a Australian say Wicked Awehsome? My volleyball coach Tara did once….. And, it was…. WICKED AWEHSOME!
Shigure: You are weirdly obsessed.
Me: You are weirdly logical. Usually, you're being crazy and help me in my insanity.
Shigure: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME! –poopsdie!-
Me: -smug- Anyways, I saw a Unigoat today.
Yuki: A…. Unigoat?
Me: Yesh. A goat with horns.
Yuki: Goats have horns, dork!
Me: Really!
Yuki: Uh…. Yeah.
Me: Oh. But these have, like, a Unicorn horn and wings.
Yuki: So, like a Uni-Pega-Goat?
Me: No. A Unigoat. –mutters- Idiot….
Yuki: -silence-
Kyo: Kitty! –mumblegrutter- Damn author….
Me: Chloe seems determined to tell me that really, she is small enough to fit in the napkinbox.
Yuki: ….Chloe?
Me: My kitty. God! NO ONE READS MY PROFILE! –sobs-
Everyone: -silence-
Me: -snifflesob-
Hatori: -poof!- She is suffering from a mental breakdown.
Me: WHO ASKED YOU!
Hatori: I'm outta here. –poof!-
Me: -sob- -silence-
-silence-
Me: I'm over it.
Kyo: I think the mental breakdown happened a LONG time ago.
Me: What? What are we talking about?
Yuki: Kyo! Let's get married!
Me: Did…. Did…. Did you take Craft/ Disturbing Mental Image last level?
Kyo: What the hell? –gets kissed- PERVERT! –runs off cliff-
Yuki: KYO! –runs off cliff-
Me: That was entirely too easy.
-silence-
-cricket chirping-
-silence-
Me: I'm all alone….
Unigoat: -trods in- I'm here for ya, mate. I'm here.
Me: Thank joo.
Unigoat: I gotta go impale some unknowing walls that look suspiciously like your relatives. Bye! –flys off-
Me: They really do exist. I FEEL SO SPECIAL!
-silence-
Me: Well, can't the silence at least talk to me?
Silence: -whisper- -whisper- No, sorry babe, that's in episode eighty-three.
Me: Oh… I didn't mean to ruin your cue.
Silence: I gotta shut up now.
Me: I'll just have fun with the cement deers.
Ayame: -pop- That don't exist! –pop-
Me: They exist…. We'll show you, won't we, Bambi?
Bambi: ….
Me: Bambi? Why is there a knife sticking out of your butt?
Bambi: ….
Me: BAMBI! ANSWER ME!
Bambi: You know what? I $($(&$#( don't care. It's always, "Bambi! Bambi!" I'm just a cement deer, damnit! I can do whatever the hell I want! (&!
Me: -silence- -sniffle-
Bambi: God, don't cry!$(&!& author….. –poof!-
Me: Everyone I love hates me….
Akito: You love something?
Me: No. Not really.
Akito: Oh. Can I borrow your chainsaw?
Me: NO!
Akito: Okay, then. I have another question.
Me: Shoot.
Akito: Bang. Anyways, who is Sasu-
Me: BACK OFF, FREAK!
Akito: -mumble- Okay….
Me: We're gonna answer fanmail. Coolio, huh?
-silence-
Me: SHUT UP, SILENCE!
Silence: I didn't say anything! GOD!
Akito: Yes?
Me: Anywho, we're gonna answer fanmail. From fans. All 808 of 'em. Well, not really, but to send fanmail, they must review! MUAHAHA!
-silence-
Me: So, you have a question… Please, like, send it in so I can make fun of- I mean, answer your questions.
Akito: I pray to my evil deity every day that she never learns were out of sprinkles.
Me: Sprinkles? Where?
Akito: Uhm, uh! THE CLIFF!
Me: Ooh…. Really? –runs off cliff-
It's a short chappie.
Deal.
Yeah, so, actually send in fanmail.
It'll make things funny.
Which is funny.
Right?
♥♥♥- Emby!
P.S. This episode is dedicated to Darkeh, for her insulting and rude nature to my fanfiction.
P.S.S. In Memoriam:
Richard "Ric" Nacarrato
None of the Nacarratos will read this, but I feel for you guys.
P.S.S.S. I HAVE MORE MANGA THAN JOO!