Hi y'all.
Guess'ms who.
Me, THAT'S JOO!
-cough cough-
I took my meds today, so I'm sane right now. Yeap.
Pfft. Yeah right. Since when did I take my meds? GAWD!
I'm such a rebel. ;-;
Well, anywho, time for more:
STUPIDITY.
RANDOMNESS.
STUPIDITY.
ADVIL.
THE SHOW: FRUITS BASKET OF DOOM!
Now using nail guns!
Me: Haylo.
Akito: J.Lo? What the hell?
Me: GAWD! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MEH! –sob-
Akito: Yes?
Hatori: -poof!- HOORAH FOR ADVIL!
Me: Advil? Where? Oh, hi, Arwen.
Yuki: -poppity- You're still calling him that?
Me: It's his name, dumb-bell.
Akito: Hatori! –huggles- I missed you.
Hatori: ADVIL IS MY LIFE! –giggles, almost runs off cliff-
Me: Darn.
Akito: Are you drugged? Did Shigure drug you again?
Shigure: Uh... Maybe...
Ayame: -mary poppins- Oh, yes, we used half the bottle of the little white pills!
Me: Do you think that's too much? –sips tea-
Ayame: Of course not! We're the Zodiac, we need DOUBLE of everything!
Yuki: Pervert.
Me: You're no better.
Shigure: Uh... Where'd you get the tea?
Hatori: TEAPOT!
Me: Oh. By the microwave.
Shigure: We drugged that, too. With the other half of the bottle of pills. –evil grin-
Me: Really? That's lovely.
Shigure: You're gonna die now.
Me: Oh, that's too bad. –smashes tea cup-
Yuki: FINALLY! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THIS DAY! YAY YAY-
Me: Oh? What? Half a bottle? That's only like, 1/6 of my normal meds. Idiots... –shakes head-
Akito: ...Normal meds...?
Me: -nods- Arwen told me to take them last time he got drugged. Nevertheless, I almost never take them...
Yuki: Damn. Now I have to wait till next time she dies to use this beer. –stares sadly-
Kyo: -Pop!- YAY FOR BEER!
Me: Lately, Kyo's been being compared to Sasuke-kun.
Kyo: What the hell?
Me: Yeppers. I'm a steadfast supporter of Sasuke. But, I love you too, Kyo. –huggles-
Kyo: GERROFF ME!
Me: D It's Sasuke love. Unfortunately, for all my fangirl like behavior, we can't have Sasuke-kun on this show.
Yuki: Uh... Why?
Me: Because I'd make too much fun of Sasuke, and then start crying, and then he'd hate me... –sniffle-
Shigure: Uh... Okay?
-silence-
Me: Guess what?
-silence-
Me: FANMAIL TIME! D First one, to Kyo: What kind of Meow Mix do you eat? I mean, what flavor?
Kyo: There's flavored Meow Mix? O.O
Me: Um, I think last time, I poofed him some beef and chicken or something... There was fishy in it too... I don't really remember.
A/N: What I'm really saying is, I've never bought Meow Mix before, and I dunno what flavors there are. XD
Me: Next question, to Yuki: Are you gay with Hatsuharu or Kyo? Or are you just gay with yourself?
Yuki: What kind of question is that? I'm usually happy with anyone, except her... –points at author-
Me: This person means gay in the perverted way, not gay in the happy way.
Yuki: Oh. Really? Then both. –nods-
Me: -shudder- Pervert... Anywho, next Q&A. To Shigure: Boxers or briefs?
Shigure: Heh heh heh... Someone must really be my fan, eh? –evil giggle- Depends on what mood I'm in.
Ayame: Yes, it depends on muah!
Me: Yeah. Whatever. Next question... To Hatori: If you turned into an actual dragon instead of a seahorse would you go a rampage and breathe fire on all of your enemies?
Hatori: -mumble mumble- Dragon... Advil... Purple pill...
Shigure: CRAP! The drugs are starting to wear off. He's gonna hang my butt over his doorway if I don't drug him again! –pours pills into Hatori's mouth-
Me: Shouldn't that kill him?
Ayame: Yes, but it won't! I'm high on pills, too!
A/N: Note to self: Never give Zodiacs drugs.
Shigure: Okay, what's the next question about handsome me?
A/N: Note to self: Change rating to Mature for Shigure and Ayame.
Me: Next question is to Akito: Are you a man or a woman?
Kyo: Hell, not even I can answer that question.
Me: Woman, I say.
Shigure: I'd be gay if I didn't say woman.
Ayame: You're already gay, my lovely Gure-nii! I will stand beside you in times of trouble!
Shigure: I will always be with you, Aya!
Me: O.O Akito?
Akito: Um... Um... I'M NOT READY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!
Kyo: What the hell?
Akito: FIRE FIRE PANTS ON FIRE! –poof-
Me: Not fair. Anywho, we have one more question for Haru... Where is he anywho?
Yuki: HARU! GET YOUR HAIRY BUTT THAT HAS NO BUTTNESS OVER HERE!
Akito: What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Haru: -poppity corn!- Peach out.
Me: -- Anywho, um, Haru, the question is- Wait, um, is this actually a question? Where's the producers?
Producer: What is it? We're in the middle of filming!
Me: Look at this question.
Producer: Oh. Gawd.
Akito: Yes?
Producer: Shut up. Hey, Director Dude. Come look at this question.
Director Dude: Jesus Christ.
Yuki: Yes?
Me: Yeah. It's a problem. Like, a glitch or something? How'd it get on my little blue cards?
Producer: It must be... I really... Well, if it's on the cards...
Director: Aw, what the hell. Just read it. He's right, it is on the cards.
Me: Well, if you say so... Now, get the camera man filming again.
Camera man: I'm a bearded lady, thank you very much!
Me: Oh. Sorry. Well, here I go...
Dierector: SHOT ONE MILLION AND TWENTY ONE! ACTION!
Me: Okay, Haru, the question is... Do you wear girl's underwear, and if so, how'd you get so hot?
Haru: What the hell?
Akito: What the hell!
Yuki: WTF!
Me: What the froggies?
Hatori: ADVIL!
Ayame: Brick wall!
Shigure: Fried froggies?
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL!
Me: -sighs- I knew you'd say that. Just answer it, Haru. It's on the little blue cards. Don't answer, and I'll use my long ranged weapon on you. –evil grin-
Akito: Which is...?
Me: A nail gun.
Haru: O.O Well, um, the truth is... Um, actually... I really, um... Don't feel comfortable telling...
Rin: -POPPOPPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP!- He does. I've seen him with his clothes off, and I should now. –glare- Is that Akito! GOD! –pops away-
Akito: Yesssss?
Me: -- Sometimes, I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots.
Kyo: You're not the only one.
Me: ...
-silence-
-cricket-
Cricket: DAMNIT! I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THAT!
Me: What were we talking about?
Hatori: Advil?
Me: No, that wasn't it... Oh yeah, I remember! TRAPEZE ARTISTS!
Akito: What the hell?
Me: Stop swearing.
Akito: NEVER! BI-
Me: That's a really bad word. Use kid-friendly version, dork-o-meter.
Yuki: What kind of insult is that?
Hatori: WHITE ADVIL! –nods knowingly-
Shigure: Haa-san, you're starting to scare me... –whimper-
Me: COWARD! –slaps-
Akito: WHAT WAS THAT FOR, YOU ♥♠♣♦! WASN'T IT SHIGURE BEING COWARDLY! DAMN YOU!
Me: You all swear too much! –pouts-
Akito: Never slap me again, or I'll throw you off a cliff.
Me: Since when was that a threat? –raises eyebrow-
Shigure: Aww, Akii-chan's feathers are ruffled. Let me make it all better! –huggles- -kisses-
Akito: -falls off cliff- MFKHAFKHASKJFAKSJFAKSJFKSLGASNAKLT!
A/N: Also known as random GIBBERISH.
Shigure: Oopsy-daisy. –giggle-
Me: And I thought I was evil. –shakes head- Gawd.
Akito: -mumbling- Yes...?
Yuki: I SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS- THE TICKLER! C'mmere, Kyonkichi! Lemme tickle you! –tickling!-
Kyo: PERVERT! PEEPING TOM! GET OFF! –tries to grab nail gun-
Me: My nail gun. –grabs-
Shigure: Since when was Yuki a Peeping Tom?
Kyo: SINCE I SAID SO! NOW, GET THE HELL OFF ME!
Yuki: But, I love you Kyo!
Kyo: -sighs- Bye bye! –pushes off cliff- -giggle-
Me: You've never been the giggling type... UNLESS! –tries to pull Kyo's head off-
Kyo: OUCHIES! WHAT THE HELL!
Me: Oh. I guess it isn't Hiro in a Kyo suit. –shrugs- Oh well.
Kyo: Moo!
Me: TOO RANDOM FOR MEH! D
Kyo: -poofitypoof!-
Me: Uh... I don't know what to type now.
Shigure: Then why are you typing?
Me: Because watching Arwen try to River Dance while he's drugged is really funny.
Hatori: I'M A REALLY PRETTY RIVERDANCER! –falls over- WHERE'S THE ADVIL!
Me: O.O If we're not careful, he's gonna overdose.
Shigure: ReAlLy...?
Me: And when he does, I'll be dancing around the cremater! D
Yup.
SHorty chapter.
Now I'm done. WOW.
OH MEH GAWD.
Akito: What? THIS IS GETTING OLD!
O.O Shut up, Akii-chan.
Anywho.
You can still put in fanmail.
That way, I can laugh at your questions of doom.
Yeps.
Yeps.
YAY FOR CRICKETS!
♥♥♥- EMBY.