Yup.
It's me.
Come to wreck your lives.
YET AGAIN.
Meh name is Emby and I ain't 'fraid to use it!
Did that make sense to anyone? XD
Well, anywhooooooo!
IT'S ALL THE THINGS IN A HEALTHY BREAKFAST!
THE SHOW: FRUITS BASKET OF DOOOOOOOM!
Me: Moooooo!
Haru: That is offensive to my sense of smell.
Me: Hmm? What sense?
Yuki: -poof- HARRRROOOO!
Me: Haro? HAMtaro?
Shigure: -poppitymary- Ham? WHERE?
Hamtaro: SQEAUKKKKKKK!
Me: -blink blink- Oh. Well. Anywhooo. Um, um! HILARITY LOSS!
Hatori: Take these pills!
Me: You take them!
Hatori: -pops pills-
Me: What have I done...? Now we'll have to deal with a drunk Hatori!
Yuki: You mean drugged.
Me: No, I mean drunk.
Yuki: DRUUGED!
Me: DRUNK!
Yuki: DRUGGED!
Me: DRUNK!
Yuki: DRUGGED!
Me: DRUGGED!
Yuki: DRUNK! God damnit!
Akito: -poof!- Don't use the name of the Lord in vain.
-silence-
Me: O.O Idiot... Well, today, I was sitting in class doing my math homework, and-
Haru: What does that have to do with dugged Hatori?
Me: Drunk. Anyways, I was sitting in class, and this one kid was holding a very sharp pencil right by my neck... And my teacher was like, "HEY! STOP THAT, ONE KID!" and I jumped, and the pencil poked me in the back of the neck... –sigh-
Yuki: What does this have to do with anything?
Me: Nothing! But now, I'm scared for life... My reality is shattered... THE MEN IN THE WHITE JACKETS!
Haru: -blink blink-
Akito: -twitch twitch-
Me: And then, when I was walking home yesterday, one of the highschoolers rose up in a white car, and was like, "NICE BACKPACK, (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored)!"
Akito: Ummm...? I AM GOD, AND THOU SHALT STOP TALKING!
Me: MAIL OF THE FAN!
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Me: Okay: To Hatsuharu: Do you have Mad Cow disease?
Haru: GOD NO.
Akito: AHEM! –pointy pencil-
Me: -jumps- AHHHH! PENCIL! –falls over, paralyzed-
Akito: Heh. Heh. Heh. Question: To Shigure: Do you have fleas?
Shigure: -pop!- I CERTAINLY DO NOT!
Kyo: -poofity- Damn right he does.
Yuki: I should know. I find them in my bed every once in awhile.
Hatori: yO, MeH gAnGsTa HoMiEs! WaT uP?
Akito: Hatori! YOU'RE DRUGGED!
Me: -mumbles about sharp pointy pencils-
Akito: Hehheh! I WIN! I AM GOD! OF KYO, AND-
Kyo: That's enough, god damnit!
Akito: DON'T YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!
Kyo: I WILL IF I WANT TO, YOU F-
A/N: This episode has been censored by Censors R Us!
Akito: -GASPEH!-
Shigure: -GASPEH!-
Yuki: Um, was that a F-bomb?
Shigure: You're supposed to gasp.
Yuki: Oh. –GASPEH!-
Akito: Moving on... Next one to me... Akito... Am I gay or lesbian? WHAT THE FF'NN HELL!
Shigure: Lesbian. –evil giggle-
Yuki: Gay. –evil grin-
Ayame: -poof!- BOTH! –giggly grin-
Akito: Let's skip that one... To Kyo: Seriously! Your cursing is tearing me apart! Stop swearing! My life is in your hands!
Kyo: -blink blink- -stares at hands- Meh hands, huh...? –squeezes hands- WELL, DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Ayame: Tsk. Language.
Kyo: Shut the F- (censor censor) up.
Yuki: When did Kyo's swearing get so bad?
Shigure: When you became his lover, Yuki!
Kyo: I AM NOT HIS LOVER!
Yuki: But I'm yours. –giggle-
Akito: -twitch-
Ayame: Ah, reminds me of when were young, doesn't it, Gure-nii?
Shigure: Yes, Aya! –kisses-
Akito: STOP THAT! I AM GOD, AND YOU WILL ONLY KISS MY BUTT!
Shigure: Plenty pleased to do that, too. –evil giggle-
Akito: Anyways... To Aya: Are you a poisonous snake?
Ayame: Of course not! I wouldn't be able to bite Shigure!
Kyo: AM I THE ONLY FRIKKIN' STRAIGHT GUY HERE!
Haru: Obviously.
Akito: Next question. For everyone.
-GASPEH!-
Akito: Do any of you have any idea where Tohru is? Is one of you secretly holding her hostage or something?
Kyo: O.O' I wouldn't let Tohru come near this bunch of ! If a rabid chihuahua was attached to my ass.
Yuki: Where is Honda-hottie, anyways?
Akito: God knows where that ugly biot-
A/N: Wow. This one is FULL of bad language. Remind me to have a really funny, innocent one next time... I got it! I'll make everyone a unicorn! YAY!
Shigure: Umm... I had nothing to do with it... –poof!-
Ayame: Aw, he's shy! –cute-
Haru: Ask Rin and Hiro.
Akito: Moving on. For Haru... Will you marry me? And will you turn Black and kill Tohru and Ayame for me?
Haru: O.O
Rin: -poof- NO HE WON'T, -BBBBBEEEEEEPPPP!-! BECAUSE HE'S MINE! THE PSYCHOTIC STALKER HORSEY LADY! HAHAHAHA!
Akito: I'd be willing to have him kill people and blame it on Hatori.
Hatori: -too drugged to speak-
Akito: Last one for me... Can I count to five? YES I CAN, DAMNIT!
Kyo: No he can't.
Akito: YES SO!
Haru: TIME TO GO BLACK AND ON A RAMPAGE! –goes Black- HAHAHA! –charges off cliff-
Kyo: FF'NN idiot.
Akito: Yup.
Me: PENCIL! DIE! –swings giant chainsaw and nail gun-
-AAACCKKK!-
Me: There's a candy sale going on. –sits down in chair- It's magical.
-silence-
Me: Did everyone poof when I swung that chainsaw around?
-silence-
-cricket-
-cricket-
Me: I love joo, cricket!
-cricket! run away!-
Me: Bye, cricket.
-cricket. adios, loser.-
Me: -blink blink- -shoots nail gun- Let's use a hummingbird from now on.
-cricket. nailed to the ground.-
Poor cricket.
It's short.
I'm tired.
I'm from Mars.
Pass the salt?
ANYWHO! Um, important... I'm only going to twenty-one chapters.
-GASPEH!-
Yeahup.
READ IT WHILE YOU CAN...
As already stated, I'm writing an Eragon fanfic, and I'm plenty open to suggestions as to what you guys wanna read! XD
Have a nice day!
Today's the best day ever!
♥♥♥- EMBY OF DOOM!