Hiya!
First of all, Merry Christmahaunakwanzama!
And a Happy New Years, too. XD
Now then, you might be wondering why I haven't bee on. For a very good reason: My family is moving, and it's been somewhat... stressful.
Which tisn't funny at all. ;d
So, here's your latest serving of FURUBA IN A BOX! xD
Me: Woah... I just discovered something.
Akito: No one cares.
Me: The readers do!
Akito: They're no one. –nod nod-
Me: -sigh- Anyways, you can buy Furuba books from Singapore:D
Yuki: -poof- They're in Singaporian, aren't they?
Me: Nope. English. TAKE THAT, SINGAPORE! Now I can get all but number 21 of the Furuba series early! –pleased-
Kyo: Damn stupid rat. There's no such thing as 'Singaporian'.
Haru: -poofs- DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! –snarls- I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M MAD, BUT I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER MADE ME MAD!
Me: -squeaks- I didn't think he'd remember the whip cream thing! Um... Um... Hey, look over there!
Kyo: -looks-
Yuki: -looks-
Akito: -looks-
Haru: -looks-
-silence-
Akito: What exactly... Are we looking at?
-silence-
Haru: -turns around- WHERE'D SHE GO! I JUST REMEMBERED ABOUT THE WHIP CREAM!
Me: -poof!-
Haru: Damnit...
Kyo: Look!
Yuki: It's a bird!
Akito: It's a plane!
Haru: It's a flying Tohru dummy...?
-shock-
Kisa: OHMEHGAWD! TOHRU! I'LL SAVE YOU! –leaps into the air-
Yuki: OHMEHGAWD! TOHRU! I'LL KILL YOU! –cough cough- I meant, I'LL SAVE JOO! –jumps into air-
Shigure: MY ASPARACHUCKS SHALL ROOLE ALL! –brandishes- WHERE IS THE GREEN GOBLIN?!
A/N: In case you didn't know... Asparachucks are nunchucks made of asparagus. Duh.
Spiderman: -poof- THAT'S MY LINE! –hits Shigure over head with piano- Fair maiden! I'll save you with my awesome Spidey powers of doom! I'm a dork! –leaps into air- -shoots web- Uh oh. –falls down cliff-
Kyo: -- There's... No large buildings around a cliff, Spidey-dork.
Haru: Weren't you listening to me?! TOHRU! KYO! TOHRU!
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL?! TOHRU?! WHY IS YUKI SAVING HER?! HE FREAKIN' THINKS SHE'S HIS DAMN MOTHER! I'M IN LOVE, DAMNIT!
-GASP-
Hiro: That was a giant plot revealer, dumbass.
Kyo: I CAN REVEAL PLOTS IF I WANT, DAMNIT! TOHRU! –leaps into air with amazing kitty powers- ME AND MEH KIBBLE SHALL SAVE YOU!
Kisa: -catches- OHMEHGAWD! IT'S A DUMMY!
Kyo: -hisses- Gimme! Tohru, my love! Who did this to you! –kisses-
Yuki: Get your dirty hands off of her!
-squabble-
-squabble-
Akito: KILL IT! KILL IT!
Shigure: Tohru! Dear sweet Tohru! I need food!
Akito: KILL! –foam-
Kyo: BACK OFF! –hiss- My kitty kibble shall revive you! –pours Meow Mix-
Hiro: DIE! –brandishes chainsaw-
Kisa: ONEE-CHAN! I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU MORE THAN HIRO!
Hiro: What the-
Akito: KILLLLLLLLLLLL!
Yuki: Mama! Maaaamaaaaa! –sobs-
Spiderman: -delirious- I TRY TO SAVE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! GO RUNNING TO SOME OTHER MAN! GAWD, MARY JANE! GET A LIFE! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER! –pouts in corner-
Haru: EMBY MUST DIE! WHIP CREAM!
Tohru Dummy: -silence-
Me: -poof- -throws peas-
-silence-
Akito: You did not just throw peas at me.
Me: Yesh, I did. –proud- You guys know that's only a dummy? The real Tohru's somewhere else.
-silence-
Kyo: WHAT THE –bleeeeeep-!
A/N: Censors R Us: -shakes fist- Damn him to hell! What?! NOOOOooooOoOOOO!
Yuki: I want Mama... –sniffle-
Fangirls: YUKI! WE'LL BE YOUR MOTHER! –crowds-
Yuki: -sniffle- Well, my real mother would kill her. –points-
Me: What? –wide eyes-
Fangirls: CHAAAARRRGGEEE! –run towards-
Me: Heheh. –evil grin- Bull! –holds out red cloth-
Fangirls: CHAAARRGGEEE!
Me: -moves-
Fangirls: -run off cliff- IEEEE!
-silence-
Me: -grabs dummy from Kyo-
Dummy: -poof-
-silence-
Me: Before it gets any more hectic, let's open some fanmail. –nod nod- -sits- -grabs blue cards- Okay, first's to... Akito: You're a girl and you know it!
Akito: No comment. –glare-
Me: Ah hem. Moving on... To Kyo: Two words: ANGER MANAGEMENT!
Kyo: WHAT! –grabs stick- This... IS ANGER! –strangles stick- Oh. Sorry Hiro. Didn't know you looked like a stick, you evil little-
Me: O.O To Tohru: Where are you? (P.S. Smack her for me. She's too happy.)
Akito: Yes, where is the little –bleep-?!
Yuki: HOW DARE YOU?! –strangles camera-
Me: Now, now... Calm down...
Kisa: I HATE JOO! –points at (name changed to protect)-
Me: Um... yeah. To Haru: I love you! Wanna go out for a walk and make fun of people and read works of Edgar Allen Poe? (P.S. You're hawt!)
Rin: -poof- -evil glare-
Haru: O.O Rin has meh heart, and I already make fun of people...
Rin: That's the right answer. –nod nod- If you'd said anything different, I would've broke your neck.
Me Next! To Yuki: Your hormones are out of control... Get laid already!
Yuki: OUT OF CONTROL?! LOOK WHO'S OUT OF LINE WITH THE QUESTIONS! –glare-
-silence-
Yuki: No, I'm happy! –prances- I feel like a unicorn!
Me: And they said I was on crack. O.O
Yuki: -sobs- No... No, don't be like that...I HATE YOU! –angry-
Me: To Akito: How many sex changes have you had in your entire life? Do you even have a gender now?
Akito: Um... None?
Hatori: -poof- ThAt'S a LiE!! –poof-
Akito: No comment.
Me: How would Hatori know...? O.O Anyways. To Kyo: Revenge will soon be mine, so damn you to hell. Damn it! I said a bad word! Even beyond death your swearing spreads...
A/N: Sorry, DesirePassion. I resurrected him for the sake of stupidity.
Kyo: BRING IT ON, -bleeeeep!-
Me: Heh. Anyways, To Yuki: Which do you like more? Older or younger men.
Yuki: Are you asking for any specific reason?
Me: She's a girl, stupid! –smacks- Back off! Insult her again, and I will seriously injure you! –anger- -holds out chainsaw-
Yuki: ...
-silence-
Me: Oh yes. –presses button-
-bucket pores down tons of magical black sludge-
Me: Everyone but me is covered! –happy-
Yuki: UGGH!
Akito: So... nasty... Feminine side... Needs bath! –shudder-
Me: O.O –shiver- Scary...
-sigh-
Only two more chapters to go, and no sign of Tohru.
The Sohma's must be starving.
That's why they're acting all weird. Tohru's not there to smack them and tell them it's rude.
Sorry, Tohru. Wherever you are.
♥♥♥♥- EMBY!
P.S. Some noticed... Others might have not. My songfic is gone, due to someone REPORTING me for something.( WHOEVER YOU ARE... FEEL BAD, FOR YOU HAST DEPRIVED OTHERS OF FUNNYNESS!) (It was for, like, posting it in Plays/Musicals. Obviously, people care if you mispost. --)
P.S.S. I forgot to mention something. I never had to say this before (I've never really gotten flamed); but if you flame me, I don't care. I'll just go and flame your sorry fic right back. ;) You'll be miserable for the rest of your life, for I am a professional stalker.
P.S.S.S. I also never said this, but 100 reviews... Just for me... Please? xD
P.S.S.S.S. Here's hoping you have a nicely stupid, funny day. ♥!