Fairy Shenanigans

A motorcycle swerved right into our lane zooming past by Vulcan's car,narrowly missing them.

That erratic motorcyclist had missed them by a hair!

Epithets threatened to roll out of Vulcan's mouth in torrents.

He wanted to gesticulate agitatedly.

Instead,he held the wheel like grim death,not wanting Skull Boy to see such a violent reaction from him.

"Sheesh,make sure you pass your driver's test so that you can blast him!"Vulcan scoffed.

"How did you know I installed laser blasters on my future car?"Skull Boy was shocked.

"Er...the red button that says,'Ray guns!'."Vulcan rolled his eyes.

Soon,after reaching Plainsville and buying a bottle of Dragon's Spittle,they headed for home.

Out of the blue,Skull Boy suddenly had the urge to ask him something.

He asked a simple question;he expected a simple answer.

But the implications were far from simple, and voicing the question was far from easy.

He drew in his courage, and prepared to leap into the unknown.

"Why do you hate me?"Skull Boy short of breath even before he replied.

"Well,I wouldn't call it hate...I would call it jealous..."Vulcan hesitated before answering.

"WHAT?"

"You have to admit,you are the Jack of all trades,you've made it to the honor roll for all subjects,

you can practically do everything while I can only excel in sports and that is the only thing I can beat you."

"What?If anything,I should be jealous!

You're so confident without even trying...I've gotta study JUST to be like you!"

"Yeah,but you get more of Ruby's attention cus she likes you!"

"Yes,but she likes you too!Only,she is not romantically inclined towards you!"

"Yes,but admit it,you like her!"

"Of course I do!She's my best friend!I would do anything to see her happy!"

"No not that!I mean,like,like,like!"

"A sister?Hmm...I think our relationship is stronger than that!"

"That's why I hate you!"

"But,we're arguing about which one of us is Ruby's favorite when it's kinda obvious,that Ruby would like us even more if we don't argue!"

"Hmm...well,you're the smart one!"Vulcan admitted before stopping at a dilapidated mansion...

WAIT!?WHAT!?

"What the holy O- blood happened?!"Both cried out.

"Aw man,you influenced me."Skull Boy sighed before flagging behind Vulcan.