Cast:

Country-Human Name

North Italy- Feliciano Vargas (as Grace Van Pelt)

Germany-Ludwig Beilshmidt (as Wayne Rigsby)

Japan-Kiku Honda (as Kimball Cho)

America-Alfred F. Jones (as Patrick Jane)

England/Britain/UK-Arthur Kirkland (as Teresa Lisbon)

France-Francis Bonnefoy

Seychelles- Victoria de Quincy-Bonnefoy

Monaco- Edeline Bonnefoy

Hungary-Elizabeta Hedervary

Liechtenstein-Lili Zwingli

Poland-Feliks Lukasiewicz

Switzerland-Vash Zwingli

Estonia-Eduard von Bock

Latvia-Ravis Galante

Lithuania-Toris Laurinatis

Ukraine-Katyusha Braginskaya

Denmark-Mathias Kohler

Finland-Tino Vainamoinen

Austria-Roderich Eldenstein

Belgium-Bella

Chapter Four: Russian Roulette

In the Sheriff's office, Feliciano Vargas was unpacking things still and Kirkland, Honda, and Beilshmidt were running through crime scene footage from previous the Russian cases on a laptop. The footage shows the smiley face first and then the body.

"So yes." Arthur said Reluctantly, "This one doesn't fit the pattern."

"So Jones-san was right. We do have a copycat." Said Honda, running his hand through his hair.

"Or we have the Russian trying new things." Arthur reminded them, "Or we have the Russian making a mistake. We don't know. We'll work the evidence until we do know. Go talk to the husband."

"Will do, Boss." said Beilshimdt, still not getting up.

Kirkland snapped at them. "What are you waiting for?"

As soon as Ludwig and Kiku left, Arthur made a quiet phone call.

"Hey. So, you might be right about this case Might be. Thanks for the insight."

The person on the other end, obviously Alfred, said something in response,

"No, did I say that? I'm acknowledging the fact that you might be right, that's all. I mean, if you wanted to come back, I couldn't stop you."

Arthur's eye twitched at whatever Alfred said, "Yeah, fine, I'm asking you to come back."

Arthur was becoming increasingly angry with each of Alfred's comments, "Because…because you're useful to the team." Alfred said something mocking on the other line, "No! No, I won't say 'please,' go screw yourself!"

Kirkland slammed his phone shut and put his head in his hands. "Wanker…"

Not even a minute later Jones walked in behind him. Vargas went up to greet him.

"Good morning." Alfred said.

"Can I help you?" Vargas asked skeptically.

"You must be Vargas." Alfred said, beaming at the redhead, "A pleasure. Alfred F. Jones."

Vargas instantly brightened, "Oh, hi! Good to meet you! Agent Honda said you'd left town."

"Nope!" Alfred replied, "Nowhere to go."

Vargas smiled, "Okay. Uh...do you want that desk over there or this one? I mean, that one gets more light."

"That one. More light, by all means." said Alfred.

Vargas nodded and smiled.

Jones walked up to Kirkland's desk. "Very pleasant addition to the Serious Crimes family."

Kirkland look up from the paperwork he'd been doing, "Oh, hi, when did you get here?"