Disclaimer: Nope… still don't own W&G… but I do own Walrus pajama pants ;)
Wallace dialed the hotline number and little did he know, this was about to be the most confusing phone call he was about to make.
"Hello, thank you for calling the Miss Cheesy Pageant hotline. How may I be of assistance?" A cranky woman's voice said.
"Yes," Wallace replied. "I would like to nominate someone to compete in the pageant."
"State the competitor's name, address, and relation."
"Lady Campanula Tottington, 1607 Columbia Road, friend of Wallace."
"Oh…" the woman said. "So you're nominating your girlfriend…"
"No, no!" Wallace replied. "She's not my girlfriend."
"So she's not not your girlfriend." The woman said, trying to confuse Wallace.
"Exactly!" Wallace exclaimed.
Gromit slapped his face and sighed. Didn't you go to grammar school? Gromit thought.
"So she is your girlfriend." The woman replied.
"No!" Wallace exclaimed, realizing what he just said. "We're just friends."
"Oh yeah, and I'm the queen of Monaco." The woman sarcastically said.
"Just put 'family friend' on the application, please!" Wallace told her.
"Okay, suit yourself, lover boy." The woman throat laughed as she was about to hang up. "Thank you for calling the Miss Cheesy Pageant Hotline."
Wallace hung up the phone and said to Gromit, "You know, Lad, some people just like to confuse other people."
Gromit nodded his head as if to say, "I couldn't agree with you more."
Sorry this chapter was so short... this is what came to mind and I just typed it... Give good reviews, or at least pretend to like it.
Love Always,
Harry's Girl 01031992