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Disclaimer: I own the movie and plot to this story, but not the characters. ONWARD WITH THE STORY!
Wallace and Gromit arrived at Victor's house. They got all of the equipment out of the trunk of the car and snuck sneakily to the side of the house.
Gromit took a grappling hook and twirled it until it grabbed onto something. Wallace did the same, except it took him awhile to accomplish this task because he was rusty at his spy skills. They climbed up to Victor's bedroom window to see that he was evilly plotting his scheme.
Gromit quickly took out the spy video camera and started filming Victor trying to speak in a New York accent, but dismally failing. One time, he said his accent so bad that he actually took out his hunting gun and shot at it. Victor modeled himself in front of the mirror wearing his blonde toupee and a tacky outfit. At one point, he was trying to get himself to tolerate Starbucks coffee and bagels, which he hated severely. Wallace and Gromit filmed for at least two hours until they thought what they filmed would be enough evidence to tell Lady Tottington. They started climbing down but something went terribly wrong: a large pile of bricks came tumbling out of the wall that they were scaling down and made a loud CRASH! noise.
"Oh dear," Wallace muttered. They then heard Phillip barking, meaning that he had heard the crashing bricks. Gromit's eyes widened in horror as he saw Victor had run down stairs to investigate what happened. He gave Wallace a look that said GO! GO! GO! He's coming! They hurriedly scaled down the wall, ran to the car and drove away just in time before Victor got outside.
Wallace wiped the sweat from his brow. "That was a close one, mate!" he exclaimed. "Good thing we got out of there fast enough. And we have the evidence to prove to Lady Tottington that Constantine Menzel is really Victor Quartermaine."
I just hope that Victor doesn't find out that we were spying on him. Gromit thought nervously.
End of chapter! Will Lady Tottington believe Wallace and Gromit's news? Find out in the next chapter of "The Miss Cheesy Pageant"! And for reviewing, I'll send out mint-chocolate ice cream, Ritz baked chips, and Victor Quartermaine voodoo dolls.
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-Harry's Girl 01031992