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Chapter 5: Fate's Gift
(I hope it's money!)
Eragon: Bangy bangy goes little Wilson, won't you open, my dear Wilson? (bangs on Wilson with hammer) Open up and show what's inside!
Wilson: (ting)
Eragon: Are you my wuddle piggy bank ? (bang) (bang)
Wilson: (ting)
Eragon: (bang) I hope it's money!
Narrator: Pathetic… corrupted and greedy at such a young age. A mere boy of thre-
Eragon: (stops banging) Sixteen now! HA! (bang)
Wilson: (ting)
Narrator: Sixteen… (shakes head) Well, after hours of banging on Wilson….
Wall: (knock) (knock) (knock)
Eragon: Shut up, Roran, can't I make weird noises too? (bangs on Wilson one last time)
Wilson: (ting)
Eragon: He gets to have all the fun… (puts tools on shelf and tucks Wilson into his bed) Nighty night, Wilson! (snore)
Narrator: He falls asleep fast – he must be bordering on necrophilia… but suddenly, a disturbance…
Wilson: (squeak)
Eragon: (opens eyes and stares at Wilson) Did you say something, Wilson?
Wilson: (chirp)
Eragon: (gasp) Your first word!
Wilson: (wobbles)
Eragon: (peers closer)
Wilson: (cracks)
Eragon: (gasp)
Noises: (coming from Roran's room)
Eragon: (picks up bow and bangs on wall, still staring at Wilson wide eyed)
Noises: (cease)
Wilson: (cracks more)
Eragon: (stares, holding bow in hands protectively and feeling a bit scared) I didn't know money made noise…
Wilson: (wobbles and cracks open - a thing flops out)
Eragon: (screams)
Narrator: Like a girl…
Wall: (knock) (knock) (knock)
Roran's voice: Now it's your turn to shut up!
Narrator: (snatches Eragon's bow from his hands and bangs on wall) You shut up! End of chapter!