(I haven't updated recently for two reasons. One I was on a vacation for a week in Minnesota and Eagle River. Two, I was lazy and was playing Borderlands and Gears of War 3. Thanks for all of you who reviewed my story. Now you all will find out who the next Gears character is during this chapter and why it was called…)
It's a Witch, Bitch
Does anyone care by now?
When you think of two miles you think about thirty minutes maybe more depending on if there is a zombie apocalypse going on or not. Four people from the coalition who as we all know are huge compared to anybody else not in the COG should make it faster than thirty minutes, right?
"Ok guys it's only been an hour were almost there." Carmine states out of breath
"Carmine, were lost aren't we. I won't yell but if we are lost I will kick your ass." Hoffman says rubbing his eyes.
"Now now Hoffman if you don't trust that he knows where he is going what else can we do." Sam says smirking "You do know where you're going, right Carmine?"
"Hey, Carmine knows where he's going, so show some god damn faith." Cole says smacking Sam's and Hoffman's back
"Fuck it we're lost. Cause I know we passed that dead Boomer at least 7 times." Carmine said kicking said Boomer.
"Come on Carmine at least say that its recon or something that doesn't make me look bad." Cole says nudging Clay "Ok since Carmine doesn't know where to go follow me."
"Cole you don't know where to go either so how could lead us there?" Sam says starting to be annoyed.
"Come on Sam you got to Trust The COLE TRAIN TO BRING THE GOODS! LET'S GO!" Cole shouts picking up Carmine, throwing him over his shoulder and taking off towards the sign that says Main Street.
'So that is how they pick the king of the Spitters.' Ben says finishing a story with Baird and Lyana looking like they are about to throw up so much that it would put a Boomer to shame.
'Next time I ask about how you became a king please don't add all the details that I don't need to know.' Baird says face paler than it usually is. 'God I think I'm about to throw up what is left of my stomach.'
'To think all I had to do was to be female and be able to make decisions that don't mean a thing.' Lyana said clutching her stomach not paying attention to where she is going and ends up running into a taller man in a ripped white under shirt with blood stains all over it. He was also wearing grayish red jeans that could have been white at an earlier point of time. He wore no shoes, had a buzz cut and had long claws on each hand. He also wore a pair of black sunglasses.
'Watch were the fuck you going bitch.' The man the Lyana ran into snapped
'Geez, sorry mister I wasn't paying attention.' Lyana said trying not to be mean but not succeeding
'Holy shit, Griffin, well I'll be dammed looks like money can't fix all of your problems now can it?' Baird said with a smirk
'You know what mutha fucka I don't give two fucks about your little jokes…' Griffin started while Ben started to not pay attention to Griffin and Baird's asshole competition and started thinking
'Wait if my knowledge is correct the only way that somebody is infected to be a witch is that if something terrible thing happened right before they were killed like they lost something dear them.' Ben thought 'I got it! Something happened to you like a kid or a wife was killed and felt like shit.'
Ben's stupidity apparently hit the spot. Griffin all of the sudden stopped getting in Baird's face and looked hurt. He stepped back and took off his sunglasses and rubbed his eyes doing what witches do best. 'It happened right after all this shit happened. My daughter wanted to date this one guard but I said no and she stormed off some where.' Griffin then sat down on the curb next to him. 'Later that night we had a ton of the freaks attack, more than usual.'
'Sounds like a shit load of them.' Ben said
'More like ten shit loads. Anyway we were fighting for about an hour and I decided to go bring Ashley back in so she wont get her self killed and I knew that guy was at the front gate so I went there. When I got there I saw her they were barely holding the gate. I told her to get back to the main building and she told me that she hated me for getting in her love life. Nobody was expecting it, out of the crowed infected ground below a Smoker's tongue grabbed her and then she disappeared into the crowed below. I was so upset that I didn't notice the gate get breached or the infected that hit me in the back of the head and killed me.' Griffin finished 'I just hope that she had a quick and painless death.'
'God damn Griffin I didn't know, sorry about calling you a transvestite fucktard.' Baird said looking sorrowful.
'Hey were going to my place wont to come? Maybe she became an infected and you could find her there?' Ben asked
'Ya that sounds good.' Griffin said getting up and starting to walk away 'oh and if you tell anybody that I was crying I will scratch you eyes out with a belt sander.'
After everyone goes Ben mutters 'Heh good luck with that.'
AN: Sorry about the wait but anyway the title was made from the way to unlock Griffin in Gears of War 3 is by getting the Onyx medal in the hoarder category by getting a ton of money and its called I'm Rich Bitch. The next chapter has the first person that is not a Gears or L4D person. It's called "A Picture is worth a Thousand Cigarettes"