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Chapter 10: Flight of Destiny
(I CAN'T WALK!)
Narrator: So Eragon ran home as fast as his feet could carry him….
Eragon's Feet: (starting to burn)
Eragon: (stops) (stares at Garrow)
Garrow: (putting sweaters on his lawn gnomes) Hello, Lady Sebastian… this should keep you warm…
Eragon: (stares at forest) (ponders) (says with mind) Should I tell Garrow about Wilson being Saphira? Ummmm…no… SAPHIRA!
Eragon: (runs at woods) (tromps successfully over decapitated lawn ornaments)
Lawn Ornaments: (do not attack because they know the seriousness of the situation)
Situation: (SOO SERIOUS!)
Eragon: (yells with mind) SAPHIRA!
Saphira: What do you want?
Eragon: (says with mind) Gangly people in Carvahall! Black cloaks, big knifes, Sloan Pockets! AHH!
Saphira: AHHH! Get on!
Eragon: (with mind) What? (stares confusedly)
Narrator: A couple packets of sugar and a back rub later…
Eragon: (sitting on Saphira's back) I really should warn Garrow about these strange…. AHHHHH!!!
Saphira: (suddenly takes flight)
Ground: (drops away beneath them)
Eragon: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Saphira: (smirk)
Eragon: But what about Garrow…?
Saphira: (dives quickly) (then flies higher)
Eragon: (screams)
Narrator: (smiles delightfully) Like a girl!
Saphira: (lands gracefully) (folds wings)
Eragon: (shaking head) (having conniption) Get me off of this thing!
Saphira: Open your eyes, idiot…
Eragon: (opens eyes and looks around) Hey, we landed!
Saphira: (rolls eyes) Duh…
Eragon: (slides off Saphira's back)
Eragon's Knees: (buckle)
Eragon: OOOOWWWWCCCCHHHH!!! (falls to the ground)
Saphira: (nudges him)
Eragon: (points) You hurt my legs! (peels off pants)
Eragon's Pants: (bloody)
Saphira: I didn't take you up here to prance around naked…
Eragon: (glares) (puts pants back on) Ow, then why did you bring me up here?
Saphira: (smug look) To protect you.
Eragon: (glares) (shivers) It's cold, and I'm hurt and Garrow has all the bandages at home… I CAN'T WALK! (tries to stand up, but fails)
Eragon's Butt: (soo bruised)
Saphira: (clears snow away with tail) (drags Eragon to clearing)
Eragon: Hey! I didn't ask you to drag me! (shivers) I hate the cold… and I'm starving… and (yawn) tired…
Saphira: Sleep now, I'll fly you back in the morning…(covers Eragon with wing)
Eragon: (beats on wing) Catch me food while you're out there! It's your fault I'm up here!
Saphira: I thought I told you to go to SLEEP!!
Eragon: (grumble) (grumble) (snore)
Narrator: I swear he's a necrophiliac… End chapter! (glances around) (makes snowball)
Saphira: (glares) Don't even think about it…