Second chapter is up folks! I still own nothing.
"Look if you guys keep talking, Vernon's gonna come in here and I got a meet this Saturday and I'm not gonna miss it on account of you boneheads" Andrew moaned.
"Wouldn't that be a bite, missing a whole wrestling meet!" Bender mocked him.
"Well you wouldn't know anything about it, faggot! You never competed in your whole life!"
"I know, I feel all empty inside because of it. I have such a deep admiration for guys that roll around on the floor with other guys" Andrew started to get a bit defensive at this.
"You'd never miss it, you don't have any goals"
"Oh but I do, I wanna be just like you. I figure I just need a labotomy and some tights" Brian looked up, suddenly interested.
"You wear tights?" Andrew shouted at him to shut up which caused Vernon to stir in his office. John quickly sat between Claire and Andrew and once Vernon had settled back down he laughed and walked towards the door.
"You know there's not supposed to be any monkey business" Brian quoted Vernon from earlier, for the hell of it I gave a small monkey impression, Bender turned and pointed at Brian.
"Young man have you finished your paper?" he started to fiddle with the door, looking around cautiously.
"What are you going to do?" Claire questioned, only to be answered by Andrew with his voice dripping with hate.
"Drop dead I hope"
"Bender that's school property, it doesn't belong to us, it's not something to be toyed with" the door slammed shut and Bender ran back to his seat, dropping a screw into my hand. Everyone started shouting at John to fix the door.
"Will you guys shut up otherwise you'll get us all in trouble" I quickly shoved the screw into my pocket, winked at John then laid my head down on the table.
"God damnit!" Vernon shouted and stormed into the library.
"Why is that door closed" he asked nobody in particular.
"How're we supposed to know? We're not supposed to move right?" John said innocently.
"We were just sitting here like we're meant to" Claire stated.
"It just closed sir" Andrew recieved shocked looks from both Bender and me.
"Who?!" Vernon shouted at Allison who replied with a squeak before slamming her head down on the table.
"She doesn't talk sir" Bender informed Vernon which only seemed to make him angrier.
"Give me that screw" he held his hand out to Bender.
"I don't have it"
"You want me to yank you outta that seat and shake it out of you?"
"I don't have it. Screws fall out all the time, the worlds an imperfect place" I giggled at how innocent John sounded.
"Give it to me Cocker" I shrugged my shoulders as if I didn't know anything about it.
"Excuse me sir, why would anyone want to steal a screw?" Claire asked quietly.
"Watch it young lady!" he walked over to the door, trying to prop it open with a chair, despite John informing him that the door was way to heavy. When that failed he got Andrew to carry a magazine rack in front of the door.
"How come he gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!" Bender shouted.
"It's out of my hands" he said to me smirking as the magazine rack blocked the doorway, stopping Andrew getting in, and Vernon getting out.
"That's very clever sir, but what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir" Vernon started to act as if it was all Andrew's idea, stating that he expected more from a varsity letterman.
"The next screw that falls out is gonna be you" he pointed at Bender and turned to leave.
"Eat my shorts"
"You just bought yourself another Saturday mister!"
"Oh crushed"
"You just bought one more right there"
"Well I'm free the Saturday after that, beyond that I'l have to check my calender" John leant up on his desk so he was closer to Vernon.
"Good, you want another one? Just say the word. Instead of going to prison, you'll come here! Are you through?"
"No"
"I'm doing society a favor"
"So?"
"That's another one, right now! I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step. You want another one?"
"Yes"
"You got it!" starting to get annoyed with Vernons presence I kicked Benders foot.
"Oh you want to get in on the action, huh Cocker?" Vernon started on me.
"Sure, I have nothing better to do" I grinned at him.
"That's another for you. You through?"
"Not even close"
"Good, one more right there"
"Do you really think I give a shit?" I laughed at him.
"Another" Bender glared at him.
"You both through?"
"How many is that?" John asked, placing his hand under his chin.
Brian began to speak but was quickly cut off by Vernon.
"Let's make this easy for you two, you're mine, for two months, I gotcha"
"What can I say? I'm thrilled!" Bender leant back in his chair.
"Oh I'm sure that's what you want these people to believe. You know something Bender? You ought to try and spend a little time trying to do something with yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. I'm going to be outside those doors, the next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls!" As the door slams shut, Bender screams 'fuck you' before turning to me.
"Looks like we're going to be best friends for 2 months" I smiled at him.
"I can't wait, bud" as I glance up at the clock I notice we haven't been here as long as I imagined.
Bender lit his shoe on fire, then lit a cigarette from it, offering me one too which I took gladly.
Claire was starting to doze off on the table while everyone else was acting like a special kid.
Climbing up on to the table I see Bender do the same, we laid facing each other, not saying anything, just smiling. And that is how we fell asleep.
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