1Chapter 6

"Hello, Lil's" Jenny greeted as Lily plopped herself next to her by the fire one night.

"Hello, Jen. Where's Aphy?" Lily asked, slightly tilting her head. Jenny had a mad gleam in her eye.

"Who knows?" she said, raising her arms in an unbelieving gesture. Immediately, Lily attacked.

"You know something, I can tell! Tell me, Jen, tell me! Please! Or I'll hex you!" she pointed her wand threateningly. Jenny just smirked.

"Lily you wouldn't dare–" Jenny screamed as a blast of blue light threw her off the couch and onto the floor. She groaned and got off the floor.

"What was the point of that, Lil? All you did was get me off the couch so you could put your feet up." She lugged her now bruised body onto a near armchair. Lily was trying to hold back uncontrollable giggles and just motioned with her hand to a mirror in the corner of the room. Jenny's eyes widened and she dashed to the other side of the room, swearing profusely.

"Bloody MERLIN Lils, I have an AFRO!" she screeched, tugging at the oak colored friz ball atop her head.

"Would you like me to make it multi-colored or are you going to spill?" she pointed her wand at Jenny's hair and took in a breath.

"She's out snogging Lupin!" she clamped her hand over her jaw in shock, then dropped it to reveal a frightened expression.

"She's going to kill me!" Jenny dashed for the entrance to the common room. "Must go fix my mistake!" she yelled over her shoulder as she exited the room.

"Wont you be interrupting her snogfest!" Lily yelled at the top of her lungs and could hear a mumble of a reply, signally the fact that her friend was now halfway down the corridor. Lily shook her head incredulously. Suddenly hands fell over her eyes, causing her to gasp.

"GUE-ES WHOOOOO!" said a high pitched, fake male's voice. There was only one possibility. Black.

"Sparkoria." Lily said, pointing her wand at the person's hands and they jumped back in shock.

"Lilikins, their beautiful!" shrieked Sirius holding his glittering nails up to the light then giving her a playful glare. "Now how do you put them back?" Lily shrugged and lazily flicked her wand as she yawned openly. His nails grew several centimeter and became square and manicured at the edges.

"Hm...not as pretty as before, but they'll do!" He swished his wand at her and she screamed in playful delight as she felt her backside begin to hurt. She stood up and curled her new tail around her and fingered the tuft of soft fur with an evil glint in her eyes.

"Oh you are going to get it now!" she threw herself at him, screaming out hex after jinx; ditto for him. After several SECONDS, Lily had a trunk for a nose, her eyes were slanted and deep purple with yellow spots, her hair was streaked with glittering gold, instead of feet she now had hooves, but she wasn't anywhere near as bad as Sirius; His skin was silver and had a sheen, his hair was green, he had bunny ears, a snout, orange paws, whiskers of his own (but were several extra inches longer then lily's), and last but not least, AN AFRO! (Of course!)

"Wow Lilikins...I'm impressed." said Sirius feeling his fuzzy hair with approval. "You've almost become and honorary member of the marauders."

"I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult." she said flicking him with her tail and letting a laugh escape her turquoise lips.

"Well, aren't you two a sight for sore eyes; though I don't imagine I look any better." said Jenny from the entrance, who didn't look too good herself. She had antlers on her head, a stubby, fluffy tail, and also had whiskers.

"I guess tails and whiskers are the new style." laughed a fifth year boy who walked by and exited the common room. The three friends burst out laughing and all fell to the ground, their sides heaving painfully.

"We need better hobbies you guys..."

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Why isn't she wearing it! She's still wearing that stupid rose necklace James gave her...bullocks...I should have never suggested it...wait, was it me who suggested it? Or was it Remus, who remembered that roses were her second favorite flower? Peter's thoughts created a thick fog in his brain as he stared stupidly into space during his transfiguration class.

"Mr. Pettigrew! Can you please pay attention and transfigure your lizard into a Greek statue like we've been doing for the past hour!" snapped McGonagall impatiently, causing Peter to squeak and fall out of his chair in fright. Everyone in the class laughed and Professor McGonagall assigned Peter hid third detention that week (and it was only Tuesday afternoon). Peter noticed with shock and contained fury that his "friends" laughed the hardest, along with beauty and pretty (Lily and Alice). He watched with dismay. He pretended to pout (like he usually did) and Remus just patted him on the back with a wink.

"Don't worry Wormy, we'll rescue you this time." Yeah right, Peter thought grimly, just like you "rescued" me the last four times by not showing your selfish popular faces even once!

"Thanks guys!" he just squeaked back and they beamed with amusement. He was going to roll his eyes when he saw out of the corner of his eyes James lean to his right and kiss beauty, gently nibbling on her lip as McGonagall's back was turned. He looked at them with longing, but quickly snatched his attention away when he saw pretty looking at him with confusion.

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What could I do? What could I do? I've got it! Peter quickly grabbed a spare peace of parchment and scribbled a quick note on it, in his messy chicken scratch scrawl.

"Dear Lily,

It's me! Your secret admirer! I have a favor to ask. Can you leave the purply stoned necklace under one of the sofa cushions in the common room? I..um, I decided to get you a bigger one! Yes, so please bring it at seven thirty tonight.

Your...love,

Pet–pretty girls like you should have big jewelry!

Your Secret Admirer

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Lily looked at the note in confusion. It wasn't in the same handwriting as the other notes and that made her suspicious. Was someone trying to impersonate her secret admirer and steal the precious gifts? Since she was extremely hesitant, she asked Jenny.

"I think it's safe Lily. Just follow what your conscience says." well, if she followed her conscience then she wouldn't step anywhere near the common room couches anytime soon with her necklace. "Seriously Lily, lighten up! He obviously wants you to get the biggest, most beautiful thing possible!"

"But if he gets me anything bigger, then he'll break my neck!" Lily argued. Jenny rolled her eyes, and Lily knew when Jenny rolled her eyes that she wasn't just acting ditsy right now.

"Oh...alright." she picked up the necklace from her jewelry box and hurried down the girls staircase. She blew a breath of relief when she saw that the common room was empty. She ran over to the armchair next to the fireplace, which blazed and cast dark shadows behind her, and she took a deep breath when she lifted up the pillow, that laid there innocently, and set down the necklace. Surprisingly, she felt more optimistic now that the necklace had left her fingers. She put the pillow exactly as it had been before and silently ran back up the stairs.

Peter had been secretly watching beauty as her rich red curls draped down her beautiful and tempting body. How he wanted to lunge at her and strip her bare, revel in her large bosom and take advantage of her petit eroticism. But he knew if he did ANYTHING of the sort, he would first get expelled, then killed by James. So he jumped from his place and snatched up the necklace...

...just as the rest of the marauders entered into the room from the corridor.

"What are you doing with Lily's necklace?"

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CLIFFY! I was just gonna stop at corridor but...well I didn't so whatever. And yes, I realize that this story is...PG right? I don't even remember. And the part where Peter is think dirty thoughts about Lily...yeah, sorry about that part but I had to show how extreme his feelings are.

Reviews please! This chappy only took me two years to write! Yay! Actually, I wrote it in like a half hour earlier acsue I got to stay home, sicne I went to doctor to get my wrist examined. I sprained it really bad but I wont go into detail cause then you wont REVIEW!

PLEASE review. I'll luff ya always.

(I already luff my reviewers anyways!)

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