Here is chapter three! Sorry I haven't uploaded for awhile*dodges rock the size of Texas*. Well, anyway, here is the third chapter. Also, how did you guys like Big Time Gold? I found so funny!

Disclaimer: I don't own Big Time Rush, Drake and Josh, and the rest the characters, but the plot and Henry Mitchell.

James sighed when sat down on the chair for dinner."Why did Mom have to marry Mr. Dork and why did Mr. Dork have to have a son that is even dorkier?" He laughed at his own joke and everyone looked at him weird. He blushed and continued eating what was on his plate.

"Well, Logan where do you go for school," asked Brooke, smiling. She already liked Logan already, even if they met over a year ago.

''I go to Palmwoods High(1). The teachers there are really excellent at teaching,"replied Logan, flashing Brooke his famous 1000-watt smile.

"Oh, that sounds fun," said James, in a bored tone. He didn't really care were Logan went to school. All he cared about was leaving this house, which is in four years, since he was only fourteen."Why can't time come by faster?" he thought to himself.

"Well," Henry said in a powerful voice, scaring everybody in the room." Hortense and I going shopping together for clothes. Do you guys want to come?" He was to oblivious to the blush on his son's cheeks.

"Hortense? Is she a daughter that I have yet to know of," asked Brooke, looking at her new husband with a blank stare.

"No, that is Logan's real name and oops," Henry said, blurting out his son's darkest secret.

"Dad!" said Logan while James and Katie started laughing.

''Hortense?! That's a girl's name!" laughed James, Katie laughing even more.

"Well, at least my name isn't close to Jamie,"said Logan, smirking.

James sent him a glare and Logan sent him one back. After about a minute, a punch was thrown and two teenage boys were fighting on the floor.

A/N: Oh, oh. What do you guys think is going to happen next? Also, thanks to the people who reviewed and favorited my story. Hugs to all! I love you, my little minions, I mean readers! Until then, give some a pineapple!