If the Capitol Were In The Hunger Games Chapter 2: In The Hovercraft, a hunger games fanfic

I DO NOT OWN THE HUNGER GAMES, OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS PORTRAYED IN THIS STORY.

*IN THE HOVER CRAFT*

"Going to the Capitol, going to the CAP-I-TOL!" sang Marvel.

"Yeah Glimmer! The Capitol, the Capitol!" joined Cato.

"The Capitol! Yeah Glimmer, the Capitol!" chimed Clove.

"The Capitol, the Capitol! Yeah Glimmer, the Capitol! The Capitol!" said Thresh.

"GAAAAAAH! SHUT UP!" Glimmer yelled. She paused a second. "Wait a minute. Thresh, how did you get here?"

"Well, EVERYONE knows how to teleport, duh! Are you that thick?" Thresh snapped.

"Would you like such a TRAGIC death like Peeta's?" Glimmer responded.

"Peeta's dead?" Foxface asked.

"How did y-? Ugh, never mind. Yes. Unfortunately, Peeta was killed accidentally by our little knife thrower girl." said Glimmer.

"Hey! I use a sword, not a knife! And I'm not a girl!" said Cato annoyed.

"I was talking about Clove, you dipswitch."

"Oh." Cato said.

"Can you all please acknowledge my existence?" asked Katniss.

"Oh be quiet, Katniss. Peeta made a better girl on fire then you ever did!" said Clove.

"Peeta's not even a girl….." Katniss said.

"That's what YOU think. You didn't know what he was like when he was chillin' with us Careers." Clove said.

"But…. Peeta... was... my...…. friend." a very sad Katniss said.

"Oh, don't fret Katniss. You have me!" said Cato.

"Don't make me flick my fishtail braids in your face!" said Glimmer.

"And don't make ME do what I did to poor little Lover Boy." Clove said.

"Fine, Clove. I forgot we were the star-crossed lovers from District 2." said Cato glumly.

"But Cato, how c-c-ould you d-do this to m-me? I t-thought we were start-crossed l-l-lovers?" said Marvel, crying.

"Whaaaat the hellllll?" Katniss asked.

"No Marvel, Cato is MINE!" Clove yelled.

"Aw hell nah. He's mine!" Glimmer said.

"No he's mine! " said Katniss.

"MINE!"

"Am I really that hot?" Cato asked.

"YES!" screamed Marvel.

"Marvel , you're really creeping me out. Clove, why didn't you kill Marvel instead?" asked Cato.

"Why doesn't everybody shut up, before any of you experience a "rocky" ending?" said Thresh.

"I saved some nightlock in my pocket, maybe that would help." Foxface said.

"No one asked your opinion, Weasley!" Thresh snapped.

"Are we there yet? I've been trying to grow a beard for hours!" said Marvel.