Thanks for all the reviews guys (even though some of the reviews were kind of… strange to say the least. Remember guys, this is a parody.)! This chapter makes fun of the way authors mix up lots of words that sound the same but are spelled different (I forgot the term for that. I think it's homophones or synonyms or something like that.). I can't stand it when people do that and thought that everyone should know that. I mean, I know everyone does it every once in a while but some people are just helpless. If you're a beginning writer, it's understandable, but if you've written a couple of stories and you're still doing it every other word, then shame on you.
Summary: When Alvin asks Brittany out, what will she due? How will she react? How cum poor Theodore is being left out? Why am I asking you question that only I no the answer two?
Alvin went up two Brittany. Brittany looked at his blue eyes.
"What due you want?" She asked meanly. Because, as you know, Brittany is a binch and that's all she'll ever bee.
"I… I just wanted too know if you want two go on a date." Alvin asked shyly, blushing madly under his fur. Because we all no that Alvin would be shy if he asked Brittany out on a date and besides, it's way cuter that way.
Brittany was speechless. But I'm going to contradict that former statement and make her say, "Of coarse, Alvin!"
Alvin did a fist pump in the air. "Yay!" That's so totally what Alvin would say if he scored a date because saying yay totally turns the ladies on. "When I tell Simon and Theodore about this, their going to be so happy for me!"
"I'm surprised Miss Miller and Dave don't care about us dating, considering the fact that where only ate."
"Know where knot," Alvin said. "Where fore teen in this story."
"O. I new that." Brittany said sheepishly.
"Well, our we going to get ready four are date or knot?" Alvin asked impatiently.
Alvin and Brittany went to they're houses.
Brittany told her sisters about her date. They where vary excited fore here. "Yay, where sow excited four you!" Eleanor squealed, because that's what Eleanor dose. She squeals.
"Yeah, we really hope you have fun on your date." Jeannette said shyly. She's shy around everyone, including her sisters.
They helped Brittany get ready four her date because Brittany is two incompetent too due that herself. It's always niece to get help from sisters and friends though, even dough it's clearly shown in the episodes of AATC that Brittany is more then capable of taking care of herself.
When Brittany looked in the mirror, she liked what she saw. Her hare was up too her shoulders because it wasn't in its usual ponytail. She was wearing a pink dress because that's her favourite colour. She had on glass slippers… wait, rong story. She had on blew shows with hi heals. All in all, she looked like the prettiest girl in all history. Oh yeah, she was wearing make-up two.
"Well, I'm ready four my date." Brittany stated.
Conveniently, Alvin shewed up at her house at that time. "Hay baby."
"Hay sweetie." She cooed back.
"Ready too goe?" He asked.
"Yes," she answered, looking at him with I's of luv.
They went into his care and he started driving to there date.
"Hold up!" Brittany screamed. "I thought we where fore teen in this story."
"Well, we got older and know where sick teen." Alvin stated as-a-matter-of-factly.
"O, that maykes sense." Brittany said.
They drove too a bar. Like, literally, onto a bar. As in a pole.
They had two be rushed into the hospital immediately. Unfortunately, they made it. So know where going two have too live with improper adjectives, contraptions, and synonyms for the rest of this fic.
Good thing it's ending right know, huh?
I'll use any suggestions that I've either been given next chapter. I'll also start responding to reviews, as long as they're nice and not flames or unrespondable reviews, like, 'Update Now!' or something like that.
Anyway, I'm planning on keeping this up for a while. As long as I have ideas, anyway.
Random question of the day: If evolution is real, how come there are still monkeys around?