Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of Dragonbaa... Kyaaaaa Bitch! (Kicks announcer guy out) Sorry guys I think he sneaked in while I was watching Dragonball Z Abridged, well enough with that this is a new chapter of RosarioUzumaki. I am planning on getting my popular fics to a certain point before I update anything new. Now for some announcements.

Announcements:

A new poll is up on my profile that I suggest all of you look at, this is going to decided what's new. Also if anyone is interested on doing fan-art for some of my fics it will be really appreciated. Finally for the three newest fics I'm writing unless those numbers of reviews rise-

Konoha's EM Warrior

The Kyuubi of the Tempest Road

Konoha's Snake Meister Naruto Uzumaki

-will not be updated until I start seeing reviews.

Now on to the reviews

Reviews:

SonicFan12-I think you're missing the point of this fic. Maybe that would be an idea for someone else to write but not me at the moment. As for Sakura that is for me to decide.

Yukicrewger2-Actually Naruto has yet to tell them. Also even after he tells them it's more of a fight for TBIC-Top Bitch In Charge.

ElementalMaster16-I put a finalized list up soon but even so some are added but have not been introduced.

Now for someone new, everyone welcome the angel of Konoha! Hinata Hyuuga!

Hinata-Ano, where am I? The next exam is about to begin.

Shadowlight0982-Don't worry the world is on pause until you get back.

Hinata-Oh! And who are you?

Shadowlight0982-You can just call me Shadow, and you are here for two reasons.

Hinata-What are these reasons?

Shadowlight0982-Well one is if you can be kind as say the disclaimer.

Hinata-Okay, Shadowlight0982 does not own Naruto or RosarioVampire. They are own by Masashi Kishimoto and Akihisa Ikeda respectively. Ano, what is the other reason?

Shadowlight0982-That will be explain after the story, if you please stand here. (Points to a target on the floor.)

(Hinata walks on the target.) Hinata-What now?

Shadowlight0982-Shoryuken!(Knocks Hinata into the fic.)

Announcer-K.O!

Shadowlight0982-Now on with the SHOW!

"Alright runts, this is the site of the Chunin Exams-Second Stage- Training Ground 44 also know as the Forest of Death!" Anko said.

Anko then shows a large forest blocked by a large gate. Many genin foreign to Konoha were marveling at the great forest as the forest inspired many ideas.

Naruto looks at the forest before shrugging. "Doesn't look special to me."

Anko smirked when she heard this. "Oh really now!"

Anko then throws a kunai towards Naruto. Naruto senses this and dodges the kunai before he soon feels another knife against his cheek hard enough to draw blood.

"You won't be saying that very soon. It's always the overconfident one whose screams I enjoy the most." Anko then licked the blood on his cheek.

Naruto shook off his disgust before silently saying, "How long are you going to keep up this act Anko-neesan?"

"Hey I have a reputation to keep, plus I wanted to get all your girlfriends riled up Na-chan." Anko silently answered.

Naruto sweatdropped feeling all sort of K.I. Sent towards him and Anko. "They're not my girlfriends."

Anko let out a laugh before she felt a strong K.I behind her, she got her knife ready only to see a Kusa-nin with a kunai wrapped in his/her's ...tongue?

"I'm sorry proctor-san but you seemed to have dropped your knife." The Kusa-nin offered Anko's kunai.

"Well thank you Kusa-nin. But you may want to remember not to sneak up behind me." Anko said as she lowered her kunai from the genin's neck.

The Kusa-nin chuckled to...itself before joining it's team. Naruto then shook off the shivers the Kusa-nin gave him before going back to Team 7.

"Oh right maggots! This will be a test of survival, each of you will have 120 hour to collect these.!" Anko then held up a white scroll and a blue scroll. "And bring them to the building directly in the center of the forest.!"

"Five days! What about food!" Choji all but yelled.

"Oh well that's up to you and your teams. Now let me explain some rules!" Anko began.

"One! You and your entire team must make it to the building with both scrolls! Anyone who doesn't have both scrolls or loses a teammate fails! Two, you are not to open the scrolls until reaching the building!"

"What happens if we do?" Asked Sakura curiously.

"Let's just say you don't want to find out. Now except for those two rules anything goes. Fight, kill I don't care just do whatever you need to pass...but you'll need to sign this." Anko then pulls out a waiver.

"And what is that for?" A random genin asked.

"It's a waiver that exempts Konoha from taking responsibility if any of you die, and for that comment smart ass you can pass them out!"

The genin quickly passed the waivers around afraid of angering the strange kunoichi. After that Anko resumes explaining.

"Now when you teams have signed the waiver come to the booth to get your scroll!" Anko finishes.

As the genin got their scrolls many start to plan.

(Fuu)

"So this is the Forest of Death." Fuu said as she hid along the Ame teams. 'Soon I'll be able to get this seal off.'

"I wouldn't trust that leader of yours child." Nanabi said after so long.

'Nanabi! How? I thought those seals were meant to seal our minds apart!' Fuu thought surprised to her from her Biju after so long.

"I was able to overpower the seal that seals our minds apart. I haven't however found a way to remove the collar." Nanabi said sadly.

'It's okay, when we take out the Kyuubi jinchuuriki they'll have to remove the seal.' Fuu thought.

"I doubt that Fuu but I do want to see what has happened to Kyuubi. Who knows, maybe I'll enjoy the fight." Nanabi said.

(Team Han)

"Does everyone remember the plan?" Taisho asked.

"Buru smash teams! Buru smash Uzumaki and Uchiha!" Buru yelled.

"Now now Buru-Chan!" Naiya said after the genin's rampage. "You can play with Uchiha all you want, but Naru-Kun is mine."

Taisho then stopped both of them. "Buru and I will follow the exam, Naiya will go after Uzumaki."

"I always love your plans Taisho-kun!" Naiya agreed and then turned to look at Team 7. 'Now maybe me and Naru-kun will get to 'play' together.'

(Oto team)

"Now remember. We are to attack the Uchiha's team during this exam. This is an order from Orochimaru-sama." Dosu reminded his teammates.

"Hear that Kin don't screw this up!" Zaku warned his female 'teammate'.

"Whatever!" Kin argued back. 'Tayuya, I wish you were here.'

(Team Kusa)

"You both are to make sure both Kabuto-kun's and Dosu-kun's teams pass." Orochimaru told both his subordinates.

"What about you Orochimaru-sama?" One subordinate asked.

"I'll be testing Sasuke-kun and see if he worthy of my power." Orochimaru said.

(Team Guy)

"Alright soon as we get into the forest we will formulate a plan." Neji said.

"Hai" TenTen said.

"Hai" Lee said.

(Team 10)

"Alright as soon as we get the scroll we go after the weakest teams." Shikamaru said but sweatdropped as he saw Choji.

"Five days without food, I'll starve." Choji moaned along the ground.

"Come on Choji, the faster we get through the faster you get some barbeque." Ino said.

"Fine! Five days, we'll pass in one!" Choji yelled.

"Troublesome, Ino if worse comes to worse..." Shikamaru said.

"Don't worry Shika, if everything goes well I won't have to use it." Ino said.

(Team 8)

"Shino?" Kiba said.

"I already sent some insects into the forest. It is dangerous as only a few of my Kikaichu returned but it's perfect for ambush." Shino said.

"Alright, we're going to rule this exam, right Akamaru?" Kiba said.

Akamaru barked confidently to Kiba before backing away in fear. Kiba and Shino looked to where Akamaru was and also backed away seeing Hinata covered in a hateful aura staring at Anko.

"Um Hinata, we need to focus on the exam." Kiba said silently.

"Of course, I'm sorry." Hinata said smiling at her team while still covered in the aura.

(Team 7)

Naruto walked back to his team with the scroll, after having a talk with Anko about the Kusa team and Kabuto he now has to focus on the exam.

"Dobe which scroll do we have?" Sasuke asked.

"Heaven" Naruto asked. "Ironic isn't it?" Inner Naruto said with Naruto agreeing with him.

"Good, give it here." Sasuke said in his superior-than-you-tone.

"No thanks" Naruto walked passed him to Sakura. "Here Sakura-chan."

Sakura stared at the scroll before looking to Naruto. "Are you sure Naruto-kun?"

"The greatest skill of a shinobi is deception, most teams will probably think me or Sasuke-teme has the scroll. No one will think you have the scroll, and even if they did you're strong enough to protect it." Naruto said with his fox grin.

Sakura blush before excepting the scroll. "Of course, I'll take good care of it Naruto-kun." "Shannaro! If Naruto-kun trust us then we can't fail!" Inner Sakura said.

Sasuke glared before turning to Sakura. "Give me the scroll now."

Sakura just shook off Sasuke's request. "No thanks 'Uke-kun. I think I'll take care of the scroll."

Naruto laughed at the pun while Sasuke just humphed away.

"Alright maggots go to your assigned gates and wait for the signal to begin!" Anko ordered.

As the teams got to their gates Anko had one last thing to say.

"Alright before the gates open one bit of advice. TRY NOT TO DIE!" Anko said and then the gates opened allowing genin to start pouring into the forest.

(Scene change)

After the gates opened Team 7 then shot towards the forest, soon Naruto stopped suddenly sensing someone. Seeing this Sakura stopped and reluctantly so did Sasuke.

"What's the matter Dobe, second thoughts?" Sasuke asked.

"No nature calling, I'll be back." Naruto said as he walked out of sight.

As Naruto got away from his team he then started getting serious. "Alright come out!"

The Ame-nin jumped from his hiding spot intent on killing the blond. He tried to end it with a kunai but then Naruto sidestepped him before slamming him into a tree. The Ame-nin tried to raise himself up before Naruto slammed his foot on his chest.

"Alright before you give me your scroll, I want to show you something." Naruto said to the now scared genin.

Moments later Sasuke and Sakura were surprised to see a beaten Ame-nin fall in front of them before Naruto showed up.

Sakura after looking at the twitching body before looking to Naruto. "You tried that genjutsu didn't you?"

Naruto scratched his head. "I couldn't resist, it's the only genjutsu I got to work."

Sasuke silently glared hearing about Naruto learning something he didn't before turning away. "Let's go and try not to get separated again Dobe."

Naruto glared before smiling. "Sure thing 'Uke-chan!"

A tick mark formed on the back of Sasuke's head before jumping away followed by two laughing Sakura and Naruto.

As they were jumping Naruto jumped towards Sakura.

"Sakura, maybe we should have a password to make sure no one impersonates us." Naruto offered.

Sakura nodded thinking it was a good idea. "Should we tell Sasuke?"

Naruto shook his head. "No, only one person alive can be that broody and emo." This got a laugh from Sakura.

As they were jumping Naruto then sensed a large amount of chakra. "Everyone look out!"

Naruto's warning came too late as a gust of wind soon picked up, Sasuke and Sakura were hanging to their branches with chakra but Naruto was midair and was swept away.

"Naruto-kun!" Sakura yelled.

"Oh I wouldn't worry about him." A voice said from above them, they looked to see the Kusa-nin from before.

"You should be more worried about yourselves." The Kusa-nin then sent a large wave of K.I.

(Naruto)

"Ouch, that was painful." Naruto said as he got up from the ground. Naruto then looked to see a large snake eying him hungrily.

The snake was about to strike before a figure jumped from the trees and slammed it's fist onto it's head. The snake's skull was hit with enough force to crack it's skull before dispelling, the figure then got off the ground before looking towards Naruto.

"Naruto Uzumaki" Fuu then got in a fighting stance. "I'm going to have to kill you."

"Now hold on a minute!"

Naruto then looked to see Naiya just now earth shunshin into the clearing.

Naiya then looked towards them smiling. "If anyone's playing with Naru-kun. It will be me!"

TBC

I know I know you all are cursing my (pen)name but I unfortunately have to end it here. If you want the next chapter you're going to have to review and not just this, all of my fics. Especially this one if you like it.

Shadowlight0982-Hinata are you alright?

Hinata-I'm a little dizzy.

Shadowlight0982-Good to know, now if anyone has a question for the characters please send in your question and the character you want to answer's name. And next time we'll start with Hinata!

Hinata-Huh! I never agreed to this!

Shadowlight0982-That's right! Anything you want to ask Hinata please send it! And of course this is rated M so anything goes!

Hinata-But I...

Shadowlight0982-Shoryuken! (Knocks Hinata away). Until then please vote and review!

Shadowlight0982 out.