Chapter 5 :
It was the day after the last challenge and everyone in Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot and Team Amazon were sitting in economy class except Izzy. While Owen, Tyler and Noah were talking they wondered where she had gone off to. When Alejandro explained that she had went to the control room, everyone gasped. Suddenly economy class started moving wildly. When it stopped, everyone was a mess.
The only one who had not been flying around the room was Sierra, who was stuffing her face full of ice cream and crying."Get it together!", Heather said while dragging Sierra out of economy class. She dragged Sierra all the way to the jet lunch room.
"What's your problem?", Heather asked.
"Cody voted for me! And after all I've done for him! But why do you care? You voted for me because I kissed Alejandro.", Sierra said.
"It was not because you kissed Alejandro! It's because you tried to help his team!", Heather said in denial.
Suddenly Izzy came on the intercom."If you look out your window, you will get to see what happens when a plane does a somersault!", she said, which caused everyone on the Jet to worry. Then Chef came on the intercom and said,"Gimme that! Ah, y'all might want to hang on to something heavy...".
The plane then started moving wildly again until it landed in some water near the museum called the Louvre. Chris then proceeded to argue with Chef.
"You said we were landing at the Eiffel Tower.", Chris said.
"And you said you was gonna replace that curtain with a locked door!", Chef yelled.
Later, the contestants were outside listening to Chris." I didn't get a chance to prep my introduction, what with the unexpected water landing. I'm just going to give the highlights.", Chris said "France, city of love, art gallery, filler, lots of artwork, priceless artwork.", Chris said, reading the cards that told the highlight of his introduction.
"EEE! Paris! There is only one guy I want to share this with, the guy I've been dreaming about since we've been apart. Where is Tyler?", Lindsay said. Tyler then went next to her.
"Hey Lindsay.", Tyler said.
"Are you sure you're Tyler, cause you seem different inside my head.", Lindsay said to Tyler. She then talked about going shopping, which caused Chris to hold her mouth."There is no time for shopping! The first challenge is about to start! Everyone, inside the loaf!", Chris said. Courtney tried to correct him on what he said but he ignored her.
Next, they were inside the museum and Chris was explaining the challenge while Chef brought out a large crate."Challenge time, kids! Each team gets their very own famous statue. Team Victory, yours is Rodin's the thinker. Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot, you guys get the Venus de Milo.", Chris said.
"Ah Venus. Such beauty.", Alejandro said while looking at a picture of it."Calm down, lover boy.", Chris said.
"Amazons, you ladies get The Statue of David. Here's how it works. Its up to you guys to find your statue hidden somewhere in the loui-um I mean Louvre ", Chris said.
"Well that shouldn't be too hard. Statues are big. Plus I'm amazing at reading brochure maps.", Courtney said."About that... Chef has broken the statues into pieces and we've hidden them. First team to get all their pieces, race to the pyramid court and reassemble them wins.", Chris said.
"But The thinker isn't located in the Louvre, and The Statue of David isn't even in France.", Alejandro said."Well, we're not using the actual statues. Those are priceless. Chef made some fake ones. Right?", Chris said. Chef then stayed silent and looked uneasily into the camera, then ran off.
Chris decided to ignore that and continued on talking. "Oh, I almost forgot the twist. Here's your motivation.", Chris said. Then he took out a controller and pressed the red button to open the crate. It broke and it showed a sasquatch, a bear with a chainsaw and a baby seal."Aww, look DJ, its that baby seal accidently ran over in the Yukon!", Lindsay said. DJ then got a worried face. The baby seal got angry and DJ jumped onto Lindsay's arms. Everyone then started running.
Later, the teams were looking for their statue pieces."Come on guys! There's no way I'm gonna let the boys be us to the pyramid court. We have to find the rest of these things fast!, Heather said while holding part of The Statue Of David's torso. Meanwhile, Sierra was looking at a statue of two people hugging. Courtney tried to comfort her, but she just cried and fell to the floor. As Cody looked at her, suddenly the bear with the chainsaw came."Ahh!", Cody yelled. Cody jumped onto Heather's arms and Courtney and Gwen were holding each other.
Sierra just continued crying. The bear tried to hurt them with the chainsaw but the chainsaw got jammed. While it tried to fix its chainsaw, Heather talked to Cody. "Cody, you got Sierra into this mess, so you have to get her out!", Heather said. She then dropped Cody.
Cody went over to Sierra and tried to comfort her but it didn't work. Gwen, getting annoyed by her crying, told Cody that her and the others can do the challenge by themselves and for him to just handle Sierra on his own. Then Gwen, Heather and Courtney left those two alone. Suddenly the bear came over to Sierra without its chainsaw and started crying with her. Cody then dragged her away while the bear was crying.
Meanwhile, to get another piece of their statue, Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot had to navigate through some lasers. Alejandro suggested Noah do it. Noah would have said no because of what he did to Sierra but he remembered they had a challenge to do.
Later, Cody could not get Sierra to stop crying, so Chris came up behind him and complained about the fact they had a challenge to do, then he heard the song bell and was happy again. Sierra then offered to sing and did, but not in the way Cody wanted.
Sierra: I love Paris in the springtime!
Je t'aime Paris in the fall!
Cody: That's great, Sierra! Keep going!
Sierra: It's the city of love in the summer!
But now, it's just a bummer! 'Cause...
Cody broke my heart and chewed it up and spit it out and then, stepped on it and threw it down a sewer and called it names and then laughed!
Oui, my friends! You must never trust a boy!
Oui, my friends! They will treat you like a toy!
Oui, my friends! They will-!
Aww...
Break your heart and chew it up and spit it out and step on it and throw it down a sewer and call it names, and then laugh!
Cody: Wait up, Sierra!
Owen: Oui, my friend! You are going to make it through!
Noah: Um, non, my friend. That thing just burned off my shoe.
Sierra: Oui, my friends! All I did was love him true!
Heather: Cody! What are you doing?
Cody: I'm trying!
Sierra: Oui, my friends! Now, I'm stuck telling you...
If you fall in love with a boy on TV, and then audition to get on his show, and then audition again, and finally get on his show, and be nice to him and do nothing but kiss-up, you will still-
Oui, end up in Paris!
Oui, feeling despairs!
And the boy won't even take you outside!
Heather: All she wants to do is go outside? Do it, Cody!
Cody then grabbed her hand to take her outside but she pulled her hand away and walked with him. He found a table near a picture of the Eiffel Tower and decided it was the best place to sit. Once they sat down, Cody said," nice view, right?". She ignored him. Then she said,"Cody, since you don't care about me, I have something to tell you."
