Dedication: Moon Goddess of the Son, Ian Gainsborough, ChineseLookin'Gal, and StarryTian. My wonderful, favorite readers.

Disclaimer: I don't own so don't sue.

"I've got a song to get us in the Christmas spirit!" Beast Boy exclaimed.

"Christmas isn't for awhile," Raven said from behind her book.

"Yeah. But it will be in about four weeks," Beast Boy retorted.

"Just get on with the song," Robin said uninterestedly.

Beast Boy looked annoyed but started to sing.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a Silkie in a Titan tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two sonic cannons and a Silkie in a Titan tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three birdarangs, two sonic cannons, and a Silkie in a Titan tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four green starbolts, three birdarangs, two sonic cannons, and a Silkie in a Titan tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five hologram rings, four green starbolts, three birdarangs, two sonic cannons, and a Silkie in a Titan tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six books of Azar, five hologram rings, four green starbolts, three birdarangs, two sonic cannons, and a Silkie in a Titan tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven communicators, six books of Azar, five hologram rings, four green starbolts, three birdarangs, two sonic cannons, and a Silkie in a Titan tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight speeding mopeds, seven communicators, six books of Azar, five hologram rings, four green starbolts, three birdarangs, two sonic cannons, and a Silkie in a Titan tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine k'norfkas, eight speeding mopeds, seven communicators, six books of Azar, five hologram rings, four green starbolts, three birdarangs, two sonic cannons, and a Silkie in a Titan tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten new Newfu sources, nine k'norfkas, eight speeding mopeds, seven communicators, six books of Azar, five hologram rings, four green starbolts, three birdarangs, two sonic cannons, and a Silkie in a Titan tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven Zinothium suits unstolen, ten new Newfu sources, nine k'norfkas, eight speeding mopeds, seven communicators, six books of Azar, five hologram rings, four green starbolts, three birdarangs, two sonic cannons, and a Silkie in a Titan tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve Sladebots destroying, eleven Zinothium suits unstolen, ten new Newfu sources, nine k'norfkas, eight speeding mopeds, seven communicators, six books of Azar, five hologram rings, four green starbolts, three birdarangs, two sonic cannons, and a Silkie in a Titan tree.

"What's a Titan tree?" Robin asked.

"Whatever! This has gone way to far!" Raven shouted, leaving the room.

"I'm going to write a better one!" Cyborg shouted.

"I am most utterly confused," Starfire said.

"Just let it go Star. Let it go," Robin said.

I decided to take a different approach at the songs today. I know I haven't updated in awhile but it's getting harder to come up with new and original ideas. As soon as I come up with one, I'll update again.

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-Star-