Better Beer Slimy Epilogue
Super Soaker Old Guy picks up the phone and begins talking to someone on the line.
"All of Wombat Shih-Tzu is dead, sir."
"Yeah, the nerdy dude and the star dude are still alive."
"Yes. I sold the plans to the evil dudes, sir."
"Yes. Socks-Pie is about to kill the star dude, sir. You know he actually has a name, sir."
"Right on schedule. The strippers won't be late."
"No, Ms. Lewinski won't be one of the strippers, sir."
"Yes, but Bill wasn't supposed to do that. Anyway I also got some of the Better Beer for our project."
"No, sir. My cover is intact."
"No. I will not pick up a Big Mac on the way home."
"Ok. No pickles and no onions. I got it. You know the inferior one was the winner after all."
"Inferior is the one that was lesser than the other one."
"Lesser means worse."
"I'm not telling you what worse means just get a dictionary."
"No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one..."
"…Slimyus"
"What should I do about Carvey?"
"The cross dressing master of disguise."
"No, sir. I don't think he would look sexy in a thong."
"Yes, sir. I'll hold on to him just in case we need him for an operation."
"No, sir. A spanking on the ass is not an operation."
"Yes. Thank you."
"Goodbye."
"Ok. Sure. Three more seconds."
"No, sir. There is no refrigerator in this room."
"Yes. In the kitchen, sir. Yes, sir. Ok, sir. That is very funny. I will catch it."
"Don't worry, sir. I won't forget the Big Mac. No, I can't get a BIGGIE fries and drink, sir."
"Because that's Wendy's, sir, not McDonald's."
"They have the Super Size. Ok I'll get that."
"And yes. I'm positive is not one of the strippers."
"I heard she gives good head too, sir."
"Ok. Yes. Ok. Will do. Is that the vibrating or lubricated one? Ok."
"Goodbye."
"No. I will not say peace out, sir."
"Ok. I understand you have to bounce."
"Well goodbye…"
"…President Bush."