( Warning: all monsters are from real stories of myth and fable weather you know about them or not.)

So I went down the cave. It was full of junk. Like an old la-z-boy with springs sticking out of it, and a car battery, and a shopping cart. Then I turned left at the old tire, and then saw a refrigerator, and a merry-go-round horse. I turned right at the mattress. That exit must be it. I wonder if Koki is really telling the truth. I don't even believe in monsters! But I'm really desperate.

"Wow!"I gasped. Now I'm sure that Koki is telling the truth all right. I saw a river of purple slime with a bridge going over it. Beyond the bridge is a building. A giant building. Big enough to put all of New Jersey inside of it! I crossed the bridge and got closer to the building. I wonder what kind of building this.

Then I read the sign… wait a minute… Tasti-pet!? This is the Tasti-pet factory! Just then I saw huge a bulldog with three heads. The first head sniffed me. The second head said: "You must be the new ghoul"

"Yes," said the second head. "We've been expecting you. Make sure you check in with the receptionist."

"Thanks," I said. "I mean…grrrrr" I walked away thinking… that was Cerberus, watchdog of the Underworld! I've read about him in reading class, but I never thought he was…real. When I had gotten to the receptionist desk there was a monster in front of me.

"You'll have to wait in reception. Next!"

I was next in line. When I got closer to the receptionist I recognized her easily. The Sphinx.

"May I help you?" she asked me.

"Grrrrr… I'm here to see the pets"

"Certainly, sir, so tell me, why did the chicken cross the road?"

"To get to the other side," I answered.

"I'm sorry sir the correct answer is: 'because the mutant zombie chickens from mars were chasing him' you'll have to wait in reception."

"But, but..." I protested.

"Next!" Sphinx hissed at me.

Then she gave me a card number and pointed to the reception room.

Well, she was nice. Anyway I walked to the room. It was full of monsters that I didn't recognize. But there was one, Polyphemus, a fury Cyclops.

"Um, hi I'm uhh… Hyrix umm… I'm trying to get to the main building and…" I stammered.

"Well, we all are trying to get into the main building," He said. "I don't know how to get into the main building unless your card number is on the TV screen."

I looked at the TV screen. It said: "now serving 612". Lucky me I'm 9,514,256,123! Wait a minute, why is the thingamaboob Koki gave me buzzing? I opened it and Koki's face shown on the screen.

"Hey Chris, looks likes you made it in ok,"said Koki. "You planted any beans yet?"

"No" I said. "Because I'm stuck in the reception room"

"Well, did you look over there?" she pointed to a skeleton of a monster.

I walked to the dead monster very sacred. I took a look at the bones and there was a card number, just what I need. Card number 612. I showed the card to the monster, Funzlebubb a monster that was asleep 23 hours and 59 minutes each day. He looked at me for some time, but he let me pass any away.

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