A/N- This is basically what Liv and I would be like if we were Hogwarts students. This came purely from a conversation about me writing a Harry Potter fic about us, comprised completely of 'Woop's. Be glad you got this instead.

Every event in this story is at least somewhat based on actual events. All named characters in this who aren't cannon (There'll be very few cannon characters) are friends of ours. And my mother.

Enjoy the sheer ridiculous that is Liv and I.

-Light.

"Liv! Hey!" Light yelled across the common room.

Liv stayed silent, determinedly ignoring her best friend.

"Liiivvvvvv!" Light whined, walking across the room collapsing into the plush blue armchair beside her.

"What is it now? I'm trying to do my Potions essay." Liv replied, fixing her glasses.

"Potions is for pussies! Stop pretending to be studious." Light exclaimed, reaching out and stealing Liv's potions book.

"Don't deface my potions book." Liv said, glaring at her predictable friend.

"Challenge accepted!" Light laughed as she reached for a stray quill.

Liv sighed, rolling up her parchment and storing it safely (hopefully) in her bag.

Light eventually closed the book with a loud snap, handing it back to Liv, looking far too pleased with herself.

Liv stared down her friend. Or, at least, she tried to.

Light stared back, narrowing eyes.

"You. Me. Smoke. Now." she said.

"Another? We smoked after History of Magic!" Liv said.
"Yeah, whole two hours ago!" Light replied, already reaching for her bag.

"We smoked DURING Care of Magical Creatures." Liv countered.

"Well, if you are going to put me next to an open flame, shit is going to happen. At least I only smoked and didn't light anything on fire."

"Like my hair." Liv glared.

"THAT WAS ONE TIME!" Light yelled, flailing her arms around, drawing the attention of some startled first years.

"Don't mind that. You get used to it." A bored looking seventh year said, not even raising his glance from his book.

"Hey, Light! Did you ever get rid of that cup of tea, in the end?" he asked the pink haired girl in the seat behind him.

"What cup of tea?" she replied, looking vaguely confused.

"The one that you used for that experiment?" he replied, placing his blue and bronze bookmark on a page and shutting his book.

"Experiment?" asked a fearful first year.
"Oh, yeah! That cup of tea. Meh, it's not doing any harm." Light said, shrugging her shoulders.

"It's been there since before the holidays. I can feel it looking at me." the boy said, deadpan expression on his face.

"Pfft. Be a man about it." Light said leaning over the back of her chair and slinging her arm over the boys shoulders.

"W-what experiment?" A first year stuttered.

Light surveyed the young girl.
"I wanted to see that if you left a cup of tea out long enough, would it go back to being warm." Light replied nonchalantly.

"Um, did it?" the girl asked.

"It did indeed! Still trying to figure out why it started boiling though. I thought it'd go lukewarm, at best." Light said thoughtfully.

"Ehh, about that." Liv spoke up, pausing her search for Light's vandalism.

"What?" Light replied, spinning in her chair and settling a suspicious glance on her dark haired best friend.
"I may have cast a heating spell on it." Liv replied sheepishly.

Light stared at her, mouth opening and closing in shock.
"You.. You lied to me. You BETRAYED me!" Light yelled in shock.

"I'm just surprised you didn't notice. You were standing right next to me. In fact, I'm pretty sure I TOLD you I was doing it." Liv sighed, returning to her potions book.

Light pondered for a moment.

"I have no recollection of this." She said suspiciously.

"That doesn't mean it never happened." Liv replied.

Light shrugged. "Fair enough." She said, relaxing into her chair.

"Does this mean you'll get rid of the cup?" The boy asked, tilting his head back to look a Light.

"...No." Light replied.

Liv reached out and snapped her fingers to get Light's ever wandering attention.

"Light!"

"What?" Light whined.

"Don't you have homework?" Liv asked, gesturing to Light's overflowing school bag.

"Meh. I have more important things to do." Light said, crossing her arms over her chest and putting her feet on the ornate coffee table in front of her.

"Like writing 'bitches love cannons' all over the instructions on how to brew a sleeping potion?"

"Exactly!"

"..."

Liv rolled her eyes, storing her book in her bag and looking at Light expectantly.
"Smoke?" she asked.

Light jumped up from her chair, grabbing her bag and grinning.
"To the astronomy tower!" she exclaimed, hopping over a low end table and heading for the door.

Liv gathered up her bag and followed her enthusiastic friend, casting an apologetic look at the first years as she left.

The first years exchanged nervous glances, unsure what to make of their new housemates.

The seventh year rolled his eyes, exhaling in exasperation.

He leaned back in his chair and levelled his gaze on the confused first years.

"Welcome to Ravenclaw."

A/N- The tea thing? I never actually got around to that experiment. Even though I planned on doing it about two years ago. Huh. I should go do that.

As far as the pink hair thing goes, I'm not Mary-Sueing myself. I actually do have pink hair. For now.

If anyone's still reading this, I commend you. Here, have a cookie.