BACK IN BLACK! Dang that song's in my head from all the Black Ops 2 commercials… Back to the subject. For those of you who read my other crappy story (XD) you know what OC madness is. Here's another chapter. I may start gnat1-ing all over the place though so ENJOY!
The world slowly came back into focus. Creepetta woke up on the hard cobblestone floor. She saw combat boots walk by her… iron bar cage?!
She quietly got up. To her left, she saw the enderman panic in a chamber with walls of water. She also saw Zombea trying to break out of her chamber. The top of her chamber was glass that let moonlight into her cage. The sun was slowly rising.
To her right, the skeleton twins were hugging each other as outside of their cage was a pack of tamed wolves.
Finally, she noticed her cage was just a cage. That was strange.
"Looks like you guys woke up," said a cold voice.
The voice came from the human in the combat boots.
Klick and Klack started swearing in skeleton at him. The enderman was silent. Zombie pounded on the glass of her cage.
"Settle down everyone or I'll make you pay…" the human growled.
Everyone k new what he meant and stopped.
"I want answers," the human ordered.
"Answers for what?" Creepetta hissed.
The human looked surprised.
"I didn't know you could talk," he whispered to himself, "Did The Boss install a mod or something."
"What?" Creepetta asked.
"Nothing! Anyway, why do you mobs attack me? What have I done to you?!"
"We didn't attack you. We ran away from the other mobs who thought we were traitors for liking humans. We broke out and went to your house to help you."
"Right because creepers always want to help or look at my stuff or think everything is nice until BOOM!"
"That's a stereotype. First of all, we are um… the *mumble*"
"The what?" the human asked.
"We're sort of the… failures of the mobs."
"How so?" the human said actually showing interest.
Creepetta perked up. She may actually be able to befriend the human.
"Well, I have a rare malformation in creepers where my fuse doesn't reach my TNT. I can't explode. The enderman is extremely shy and is easily pressured into stuff. I can explain why that's bad later. Klick and Klack say they owe their lives to a human who stopped some dogs from killing their parents. Finally, Zombea, my best friend, doesn't like the taste of human brains.
"Chicken is much healthier," the zombie girl chimed in.
Suddenly, the dirt above the human crumbled and a figure fell into the room. Dust flew everywhere and you could here the human and the figure draw swords. The dust cleared and it turned out the figure, who was pushing his sword against the human's, was also a human. He had tan skin, a grey T-shirt, and jeans.
"Oh, hi Anubis," the first human said.
"You're not confused that you found me in an alternate gaming universe?" said the one called Anubis.
"Not really, I kinda game-jump to," said the first human.
"What's your name?" Creepetta blurted out.
"My name? Oh it's Exo," said Exo.
"I'm Creepetta, that's Zombea, the skeletons are Klick and Klack and I don't know the enderman's name."
"are you interrogating them?" Anubis asked.
"Nah, I'm gonna have dinner with them," Exo said casually. Anubis stared at him for a minute or so.
"Seems legit," he said after a little bit.
After a meal of raw milk, pork, and dry fresh bread, Exo asked them more questions. They would soon have to gather more allies, the assassin thought as he heard the tale of the mobs.
Glenderman hated when people were late for meetings.
He checked his watch for the fifth time and started to shake with rage.
No, he told himself.
He calmed down went over his speech for the umpteenth time.
A few minutes later, eleven and half according to his watch, the other couns-derman arrived.
"What is it now, Glen?" teased Menderman, "Another case of lost zombies or is it some skeletons that are afraid of the dark?"
Glenderman smiled to himself evilly on the inside. He could finaly shut up this idiot.
"Actually, it's a case from the Dark King himself," he said smugly.
The other ten enderpeople not in the conversation gasped.
"What did you say?" Menderman asked, shocked.
"There is a human (collective gasp in background) down on the southern peninsula," Glenderman announced and paused for effect, "The traitor mobs have also made it to him."
"It's a crisis!"
"No! My grandmother lives there!"
"That's near the mine and village 304!"
"Those failures made it?"
"Okay, okay settle down! To answer you, yes it is; her cookies are delicious; he is very close to those places; and Notch, curse him, blessed them I guess," Glenderman said.
"Alright, then let's get to it, Lead couns-derman," Menderman said sincerely finally showing respect.
Glenderman smiled deviously. This crisis could finally let him show off his abilities. He would save the Mobian (NOT a copy) people, execute the traitors, and take all the glory.
In his dreams, I suppose…
Exo was looking around his house when he saw a relatively flat place with sheep grazing in it. It was still night so he and Anubis was wary and the mobs were on edge.
Just past the sheep, there was a glowing light. Exo motioned for the mobs to follow the humans.
"I think it's a village," Anubis whispered.
Exo nodded in reply. The village appeared to be desolate. The houses were dark and the doors were locked. The only sign of life was the steady glow of redstone streetlamps and the farms scattered around the village.
They turned a corner and noticed some zombies patrolling the village with stone swords. One red-faced creeper, which made an interesting color, ordered them around.
"Check the houses again!" he screamed, "A spider-jockey came bearing news of a human close by! He must not infiltrate us."
Exo smiled. Too easy. The zombies were being split up. He gave his group of mobs a long, hard look before giving them presents. He tossed the skeletons there bows. He gave Zombea a stone sword. He nodded at the enderman before staring puzzled at Creepetta. He snapped his fingers and motioned for her to follow.
Anubis took the skeletons and enderman with him while Zombea followed Exo and Creepetta. They sneaked along the gravel roads before encountering two zombies. They hadn't seen them yet because they were talking about last night's game. Exo grabbed the two mob girls and pulled them out of the guard's sight into an alley. As soon as the troops were walking past, Exo leaned in and whispered to Creepetta.
"Cats! Big, feral, ocelots with claws and teeth!"
Creepetta yelped and started her defective creeper countdown.
"HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
The guards looked at her for a split second before running from the village.
Exo smiled before Zombea punched him in the jaw.
"What the-"
"What is wrong with you?" the zombie demanded furiously.
"I couldn't give her a weapon so I let her use one she already had," Exo growled before throwing his sword.
It embedded itself in a zombie rounding the corner. The assassin smirked and moved on while zombie comforted her friend who was scared out of her mind. What a jerk…
Anubis was having fun needless to say because he was surrounded by enemies in unknown territory.
(Cue back in black by ACDC. You'll get this if you saw the black ops commercial)
"Surprise!" Anubis shouted while stabbing a cadaver. It's friend swiped at him but an arrow found him right between the eyes.
Klack said something in skeleton. (surprise) Klick rolled his eyes. Klick took out a blindfold, put it on, and shot a guard.
"Klickety," he said which translates to surprise.
Three zombies with stone axes jumped out from behind the three. They all groaned simultaneously.
"Suuuurpriiissse!"
The three zombies were there for one moment, now they weren't. A faint trail of purple could be seen. Suddenly, three zombies fell off the church steeple of the village and hit the ground too hard.
The enderman's eyes were smiling as it said something in its language. Everyone knew what it had said. But that's where the fun ended. The creeper with two zombies that had leather chestplates called out.
"Surprise," the creeper hissed. It's foot scratched a curved piece of iron on a piece of flint. A small spark flew onto a wooden house.
(Quick A/N: Villagers are not bald and stuff, that would be weird. They are normal people.)
Suddenly, the door to that house flew open and a family of humans ran out. The children screamed when they saw the zombie's and the parents dragged and carried them away from the inferno. The creeper in charge nodded and the zombies chased after the family.
The pair of undead didn't make it far. Our heroic pair of undead shot them down with their precision.
The creeper looked panicked, but calmed down quickly. It knew what it had to do.
"FOR LORD HEROBRINE!" it hissed while running at Anubis. Exo came around a corner with a map in his hands but reacted quickly.
Arrows and swords all hit at the same time and the creeper hissed no more nor did it explode.
But, let's backtrack on that map.
Exo had left behind the two mobs while mumbling about one in particular. He was itching for more practice dummies to get out his frustration. Suddenly, a hand pulled him into a house.
Exo felt his sword leave it's sheath but not in his hands. He readied his fists. His first punch was blocked and a family of villagers in the corner of the house gasped.
"Calm down, young miner," the blocker said. He was a man with a beard and a nice black fedora. An aura of friendliness came off him.
"You'll need this to defeat… my…" the man said handing a map to Exo.
"Who are you?" Exo asked.
"I'm a friend," the man said smiling as if that was a secret joke, "Now you must leave, take Sophiana with you. She is special."
"Um, okay," Exo said looking at the new girl.
"Come on, now. Get moving!"
"Ok thanks…" Exo said trying to get the stranger's name.
The man just smiled and waved as they moved on.
The village was burning down. The families had fled. The new girl had drawn her sword when she saw Creepetta, but Exo promised her that he would explain later.
Suddenly, there was a loud noise. Exo jumped as he knew that noise as one of an angry enderman.
Suddenly, a black form fell from a portal that opened up. The enderman went over to the new black figure.
She picked him up and looked at the group for help. She wanted to take him with her. Exo looked wary but trusted the enderman's judgment. He went to help her but Zombea waved him off and helped the Enderman carry the new one.
They trekked back to Exo's house, where Exo quickly crafted some beds and they collapsed onto them.
DA END… of the chapter.
Okay here's a thing I'll do for every chapter.
What's really in my MC world(Boring): For this chapter, there was no village, or strange map. Just mindless sheep.
Anyway, by Gnat1-ing I meant there will be a shotgun-blast of updates soon. He is a boss author BTW so check him out. Got three OC spots left. Send em in please! And it never hurts to review unless I get the Boss to 'talk' you into reviewing. Watch out for cats with guns and just Keep readin'!