Wow, that was a good response! I feel all proud... Thanks a lot guys! Happy New Year's! Have a good year everybody!
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Leo
Tell Gaia that she may have gotten me,
But my friends are still out there, as deadly as can be
Tell Jason that he's the prince of the sky, and bane of villains and crime
Just to annoy him one last time
Piper, even in a dress
You scare me a lot, so just don't stress
Tell my mom I'm coming to her
And I'm sorry I cut her life to something shorter
Tell Hazel I still don't have a clue
But she was cool and fun when she wasn't blue
Tell Nyssa I always wanted a sister who could beat me
Until I found out how painful it could be
Tell Annabeth she's the smartest person, engineer and tactician I know
Not that that's something I'll ever show
I still want to go throw something at Dylan
And every other pain-in-the-butt villain
Tell Hedge he was a crazy old goat-donkey
But I think in the end he kind of grew on me
Tell whoever the next driver'll be to be good to my ship
If you run it into a glacier, I'll come back just to punch you in the lip
Tell Percy he's a really cool guy
I understand all the fuss back at Camp, that with time didn't die
Tell my brothers and sisters that before I hit Rome,
-And this is an accomplishment here- they made me feel like I had a home
Tell all the foster parents I ran away from
I'm sorry I was a bother and a problem child, but you all knew it was going to come
Tell Frank he was fun to hang around
And to please keep Hazel safe and sound
It's you that she likes, buddy, I'm not even involved in this.
Tell Gaia that I may be her next kill
But it hurt more when she decided my mom was good for the grill
Thank my Dad for those inherited traits
I hated them for most of my life, but in the end, they saved my shipmates
Tell Khione she's hot, just to tick her off once more
Actually; tell her she's even hotter than before
Tell Gaia she may have ruined my life
But I know more than one, still out there and let loose with a knife
Flame on!
Next Chapter: Tell my stepmom that maybe there was a reason to be scared