Me: *Whacks Britain and Erik with a plastic lightsaber* You stay away from Mr. Francy Pants or I'll send Sweden and an army of gummy bears after you!
Sweden: *Glares from behind a massive gummy bear army*
Britain/Erik: *Backs away slowly*
America: Cool! Gumm-ay Bears! *Starts to reach for one, but notices a brown curl bobbing from the army* What the Heck?
Italy: Have you seen Romano? He was supposed to go shopping with me D:
Me: * Moves to Cover the brown curl* You just missed him. He went to the grocery story to get uh..*Looks around for inspiration* Circus gummy bears with Maple syrup on top!
Italy: Oh okay! Bye! *Waves bye at Gummybear army and shivers when he spots Sweden*
Me: Phew! That was a close one!
Romano: Damn right it was Waffle loving- *Looks at my ever adorable face and at Erik's death glare* Uh...person?
Erik: That's what I thought..
Frothy: *Comes zooming in with a plush unicorn on his back and Germany hot on his umm..Heels? I don't even know if Moths have heels..Eh, what the hell! I talk too much!* UNICORNS! MWAHAHAHAH!
Germany: Come back with that!
Britain: UNICORNS! *Runs off*
Erik/Romano: What the hell is so important about unicorns thats gotten Germany/The potato bastard chasing the bug?
Me:*Giggles and whispers to Canada* I bet they'll be besties ^u^
Frothy: I POSSESS A SECRET THAT COULD SHOCK YOU ALL INTO A 'OMW! GERMANY LIKES UNICORNS AND HAS NASTY CD'S UNDER HIS BED!' COMA
Germany: Lies! All LIES! *Grabs for the Unicorn and misses*
Sam: I like this guy :D *Runs off to help Italy make Pasta*
Erik: *Watches her leave intently* SOMEONE HEEEEELP ME! The crazy Bitch locked me up!
Romano: Sshhh! Don't talk, Idiot when you-Know-Who isn't here! The bitch will turn you into-
Me: But Voldemort is dead and WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!
Sam: *Slurps up noodles* At least she's smart and doesn't talk behind my back *Pats my head*
Me: ^-^ I'm loved
Sam; You shouldn't use such vulgar language around her! BAD ASSHOLE! *Throws Romano in the Hamster cage too*
Me: Thank you very much for the reviews for the last chapter!
Sam: Hannibal sounds like fun :D And I very much hope you liked this chapter because It was the first chapter I was involved with :)
Me: ^-^ We are-
Prussia: AWESOME!
Sam: Yeah B) *Throws arm around Prussia and Me* We the Awesome Trio
Prussia: I'm the Awesomeness of this trio!
Sam: No I am.
Prussia: There is only room for one awesomeness
Germany: This conversation makes no sense
Sam: WHO CARES! SHUT THE FUCK UP !
Me: :'(
Sam: Uh..I mean..Be qiuet?
Me: :(
Sam:Please be quiet, Germany?
Me: ^O^ Good Samantha!
Germany: Why is she being nice? O.O
Sam: -_-#
Me: Because you, Sweden, and flying mint bunny are my favorites :)
Germany: *Blushes*
Prussia: *Glares at Sam*
Sam: *Glares back*
Russia: Fight to death, Da?
Me: I don't know...
Frothy: FIGHT TO DEATH! YEAH! *Throws Giant Taco and Wurst sword*
Sam: BRING IT ON, B
Me: *Watches lettuce and a Gilibird fly overhead*
Germany: Okay..? Since this was very long, I will just end it here
"I love Hamataro!" Amelia sighed, unconsciously leaning on Germany. He blushed from beside her.
"Me too!" Italy smiled. Amelia smiled and hugged Italy and Germany. Italy gave a happy little noise and hugged them tight. Germany eventually relaxed from his stiff position and hugged them back. Amelia snuggled into them both, feeling safe and warm in the embrace.
"I'm sleepy" Italy yawned. Germany, also looking equally tired, nodded his head. Italy untangled himself from the hug and sleepily headed upstairs. Amelia bid Germany goodnight and flew upstairs to her room. Amelia closed and locked the door and headed over to the shower adjacent to her room. She left a trail of clothes behind her.
"What the fuck? Why are you in your birthday clothes!" Stripes exclaimed from the bathroom door nob, being a spider, he had no need to shower.
"Taking a shower" Amelia said simply, closing the shower curtain after her.
"Okay" He shrugged his shoulders and rested atop the shower head. Amelia scrubbed the shampoo into her hair, sending bubbles into the air.
"Whoo!" He shouted, jumping onto one of the bubbles. Amelia laughed and flicked some soap bubbles on him. Stripes grinned evilly and jumped on top of the shampoo bottle.
"Do you really want this?" Amelia stared at him determinedly.
"Challenge accepted" She rinsed her head and grabbed another bottle of shampoo. Stripes laughed and tossed her a towel.
"Bring it on, Bitch!" He shouted, squirting shampoo on her.
(AWESOME COOL SPACE THAT YOU SHOULD WORSHIP :D)
He knew he should have been asleep a long time ago, but he just couldn't resist the stack of paperwork on his desk. Germany jumped when he heard a crash from upstairs. He sighed and continued with his paperwork that was on the kitchen table. He heard another crash, louder than the one before and some crazy laughter following it. Germany groaned and went to go see what the hell was going on upstairs. He took one step and found himself sliding rapidly down the hallway on the slippery substance that was all over the floor.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" He yelled as he slid past Italy.
"Germany? What are you doing?" He called after him, water gun in hand and in his swimming trunks. Amelia popped out from one the rooms and tackled him to the ground. She looked down at him, her wet disobedient curl tickling his nose.
"Germany, will you become my battle partner?" She asked him, giving him a hopeful look.
"Uh..Ja?" He didn't know why, but he couldn't find the power or will to disagree. Besides this is battle! There's no skipping out when your comrade is in trouble.
"YES! Together we shall rule this mansion over The Pasta Biters!" Amelia proclaimed proudly and leaped off him. He blushed when he saw her with nothing, but a towel and he felt a prickle of blood leave his nose. Amelia shook her head, sending droplets of water on his chest. This all played in slow motion, making him more redder and warmer in places. His jaw fell open and he gaped at the gorgeous female before him.
"Germany?"
He continued staring at her, unaware of the blood gushing out of nose.
"Germany are you okay?" He studied her face and body, noticing many deep scars that had not been there before. She had a rather nasty scar by her chest, he noticed.
"GERMANY! YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING!" She yelled, unaware what a nosebleed really meant. Germany closed his mouth and saw blood dripping onto his shirt.
"I'll go get a wash clothe!" She yelled over her shoulder as she ran towards the kitchen.
"What happen?" Italy asked. Amelia stopped, showing frightened her pale face to the Italian.
"Germany's nose started bleeding out of the blue!" She then continued running towards the kitchen once again. Italy laughed out loud. He may be a bit clueless, but he knew what a nosebleed meant. He peeked into the hall and saw Germany trying stop the bleeding, but failing miserably.
"Ciao, Germany!" He laughed, walking into the hallway. Germany grunted, blushing. Amelia raced past Italy and knelt down next to Germany. She began wiping the blood off his nose and cleaned the blood on his black shirt.
"Well that's the best I can do.." And with that Amelia's wings wrapped around her in a protective cocoon before she hit the floor.
"Is she going to be okay?" Italy asked, worried over his new friend. Germany wiped some blood off his nose and sighed.
"I have no idea" he picked up the purple winged cocoon and made his way over to Amelia's room with Italy tailing behind him. Germany set her on the bed and looked around the room. Itabby was snoozing on a giant brown teddy bear in corner and Stripes was snoring on the web above Amelia's bed with a small water pistol in his hand.
"Itabby is so cute, ve~!" Germany looked at the shelve on the wall and saw several photos and medals. They were all very old photos and Germnay's eye had caught one of Amelia tinkering with a giant machine.
"That's odd" He walked up closer to the picture and flipped it over. His eyes widened in surprise. The picture at least 100 years old!
"What is it, Germany?" He looked over his shoulder and at the date.
"That's a real old picture, Germany!" He nodded and placed the picture back just as the door shut closed.
"Goodnight, West!" Prussia laughed, locking the door from outside. Germany ran over to door and pounded his fists on it.
"Let me out, Bruder!" He shouted. Italy ran over and slapped a hand over his mouth.
"You're going to wake up Amelia!" Luckily none of the other three had woken, but Amelia's cocoon had rolled over a little. Germany gave a sigh of defeat and sat down on the bed.
"It looks like we're stuck in here until Bruder decides to let us out" He pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration.
"Buonanotte" Italy climbed in next to Amelia and snuggled under the covers. Germany gave up on trying to fall asleep sitting upright, so he laid down on Amelia's other side and closed his eyes.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :DMORNING TIME! :D :D :D :D
Amelia opened her eyes and yawned. For a moment she lay there thinking: Why the Waffles am I in a cocoon? Amelia shrugged and flapped opened her wings. As soon as her wings opened Italy and Germany both toppled on top of her.
"Uh..Germany?" Germany just grunted and buried his face deeper in her towel. "Italy?" Italy sighed and snuggled into her. Germouser watched this all with an amused expression from the foot of the bed.
"Interesting Human" He meowed and carefully walked over to his human. Amelia looked curiously at him and he looked back with the same striking blue eyes that he and his master shared.
"You don't suppose you can get them off?" She asked nervously. Both boys were snuggled on top of her and sleeping. She was strong, but not that strong in the morning! Germouser pawed at Germany's face and meowed quietly. Germany groaned and snuggled into Amelia's toweled tummy. Amelia blushed, trying to keep the towel from slipping. Germouser frowned and batted at Germany's cheek harder. Germany yawned and opened his eyes lazily.
"I didn't know my pillow was so soft and smelled like...blueberries?" He murmured.
"That's because that ain't a pillow. It's my tummy" Germany shot up, his eyes wide and looked down at his pillow. He watched as her stomach rose and fell along with her chest.
"Um..I-I'm sorry Uh I-" He was interrupted when Amelia sprang up and kissed his nose.
"It's okay! But I have a question" Germany was so flabbergasted all he could do was nod. "Why are you guys in my room? Not that I mind though!" Amelia said quickly. Germany blushed and scratched the back of his head nervously. Before he could speak they heard the door unlock and Romano stuck his head inside. Romano blushed and his eyes widened. 'HOLY MOTHER OF TOMATOES WHAT DID I JUST WALK INTO!' He thought.
"Umm..I just came to-"
"FRATELLO!" Italy leaped off the bed and tackled Romano in a hug.
"Get off of me!" Romano shouted, pushing Italy off.
"Hi Romano! OH MY GAWD I'M IN A TOWEL" Amelia just finally realized this and shoved them all out of the room.
'That took a little longer than usual" Stripes yawned. Amelia rolled her eyes.
"I was having too much fun squirting you with bubbles to notice" Amelia quickly put on her...stuffies (Sam: You are so awkward when it comes to saying underw- Me: SHUSH!) and pulled on a purple hoodie to cover her body and scars. She grabbed a pair of black tights and pulled them on. She sighed, looking into the mirror. She applied some makeup to cover up the scars her new friends had probably seen. Why couldn't she be normal? She grabbed her tooth brush and scrubbed all around her sharp teeth and fangs. She brushed her hair and hopped towards the door on one foot, trying to get her purple leather Converse Hightops on.
"You're gonna fall" Amelia's eyes widened as she tipped over and landed on a pile of stuff animals. "Told you so" Stripes said in a sing song voice. He chuckled and peeked in at the pile of stuff animals.
"Amelia?" He couldn't even see her wings or curl poking out. He spun a web over the pile and looked at it curiously.
"POP GOES THE WEASEL!" Amelia shouted, springing out the pile and then back in.
"HOLY FUCK!" Stripes shouted in surprise. He heard Amelia giggle cutely. "Okay! Get the fuck out, Bitch and face me like a real vampire" Amelia popped out of the pile and gave him a kiss. Stripes rolled his eyes and flicked her cheek.
"I love you" She said suddenly, looking at him with big red eyes. Stripes sighed.
"I love you too, Weirdo" Amelia laughed and sprang out of the room happily, sliding down the banister to kitchen with Stripes clinging to her cheek.
"HOLY SHIT! I'M GONNA DIE" He shouted, squeezing his eyes shut in fear. Amelia hopped off and saw Romano yelling at Germany.
"Shut up, stupid Potato Bastard!" He shouted. Amelia squealed and launched herself at Romano.
"Ciao, Sorrella!" Italy said happily.
"S-Sorrella?" Romano blushed.
"Hello, Amelia" Germany greeted. Amelia sighed, completely content. She had her wings wrapped around Romano in a hug and he was very comfortable.
"H-Hello A-Am-elia" He stuttered. Amelia snuggled up more into him. Stripes crawled onto Italy's shoulder.
"Aren't they so cute, ve~?" Italy chirped happily. Stripes nodded his head.
"I guess so" Germany said awkwardly.
"C-Can you g-get her o-off" Romano mumbled, not wanting to admit that he very much liked the hug.
"But I like hugging you" Amelia sighed, placing a sweet kiss on Romano's cheek. Romano blushed and walked over to the couch o sit.
"You look so cute, Romano! With that blush on your face-"
"Shut the fuck Up, Stupid!" Romano yelled. Amelia's eyes went watery and she let out a silent whimper.
"You made Sorrella sad!" Romano's eyes widened. Stripes, seeming to sense Romano's uncertainty of the situation, crawled on top off his head and whispered, "Rock her back and forth like a baby" Romano, completely lost, just nodded and began rocking the sobbing brunette on his lap.
"Shhh.. It's okay" He cooed. Why was he doing this? This was fucking embarrassing! But he jut continued rocking her and comforting her. It made him sad to see her cry. It just didn't seems right for to her cry. He had this very strong feeling in his gut, that told him he knew this girl. She seemed so familiar to him that hugging her didn't feel strange. It felt normal, as if he hugged her a thousand times before. Amelia contently fell asleep, as Romano rocked her.
"You make such a good Mama, Romano!" Romano glared at his brother.
"Shut he fuck up or you'll wake her up!" He hissed. Italy smiled and dragged Germany out the room.
"I wonder if you would make a good Mama" Italy said thoughtfully, looking at Germany. Said person blushed and walked into his study hurriedly.
"Hmmm...I'll test that out later"