A/N: First of all I'd to thank the wonderful people, MonMonCandie and WishingDreamer5, for their reviews. Also, I owe you people an apology for making you wait so long if you've been waiting for an update. I'm really truly sorry. Anyway...
Oh, just in case you missed the notes in the first few chapters: this whole fic is the response to my first challenge, by WishingDreamer5. Enjoy.
06: Mischief
It was yet another day in the new restored Radiant Garden, and Yuffie was bored out of her mind. She needed to do something before she died of boredom. Ever since the restoration, Radiant Garden had been so silent and peaceful, it got too loud and painful to bear.
Sitting in front of Merlin's house and counting dragonflies didn't seem to help. Her hair kept getting in her view and by the time she had managed to blow it sideways either she would lose count or the dragonflies would fly away. Annoying.
Looking around, she saw Cid and Aerith taking a stroll and talking and laughing away. Suddenly it struck her. Her eyes narrowed and her lips curved into a cheeky smile. She knew the perfect way to kill her boredom today. Prank.
She placed herself near the corner of a building so that the two couldn't see her from the other complimentary side. She dropped a few smoke balls in front of them and soon the whole block was consumed by gas. Aerith inhaled and instantly started coughing. Trying to fan herself some air she finally collapsed. Cid's case was different.
Something in the air made him sneeze and he held a handkechief to his face. Not going as planned, thought Yuffie. She had to improvise. And she flashed that million dollar grin before setting her new plan in action.
She took a sleeping dart out from somewhere and half-emptied the little vial. Then she moved like lightning and pressed the dart into Cid's behind. As he droopily fell to the ground on top of Aerith and fainted, Yuffie vanished.
Outside the reach of the gas Yuffie produced a giant folding fan and fanned up a gust that blew the gas away. The force and angle of the winds made the two unconscious bodies rise up and stand against a wall. Cid's hands appeared to pin Aerith's body to the wall, their knees less than a mere inch apart, their unconscious bodies connected by their touching lips.
When Aerith woke up her eyes widened as she shoved Cid's body away, who woke up rigt before he fell to the ground and groaned in pain. From their points of view it was the biggest FML moment ever.
From Yuffie's point of view it was freaing hilarious.
A/N: Wow, another chapter done. I think I'm overdoing it...