Well, many people guessed this right and I was happy. I'm not going to do his brother because... Because I'm lazy, that's why. Anyways, thanks for views, reviews, favourites, alerts, et cetera!

Disclaimer: It's late, my mom's after me, so I won't bother writing something good, just go look at previous chapter.

Travis

Tell Connor that I don't trust him

But he's in charge of planning my funeral, which is rather grim…

But get Katie to pick the flowers, 'cause chicks dig that

Tell the Apollo dudes that next time they walks into archery

Get all your bulls-eye right especially on target number three

Tell Chris his girlfriend still scares me

But that hey, whatever makes him happy…

Tell Luke I thought he was my brother

But if he was, he'd have treated us all better

And he'd have known us well enough not to consider himself such a sob story, and go bitter

Tell Mom she still has Connor

Although I'm not quite sure how that makes it better…

Tell Connor that if he cries

I'm going to pop out of my grave and rip out his eyes

At my funeral, you can all wear yellow or whatever, just as long as it's bright

I don't know, it just feels right

Tell Dad to forget about Luke, he was just bitter

The rest of us still think he was a really cool father

While I'm at it, remind Connor of plan Xk4D

And that he needs to feed the you-know-what in the chimney

Tell Katie that even if she gets to pick the flowers, please don't let it be a rose

They're cliché and they prickle my nose.

Tell Clarisse that if pranking her made me super-duper-extra-happy

It was because she still scares the heck out of me

(especially when she finds out what I just did there)

Tell Percy that while he was gone,

We didn't raid his cabin, no matter how much to it we were drawn

(Plus Annabeth is one scary girl and you know, we respect you as leader of men)

Remind the world for one last final time:

Connor and I aren't freaking twins. I am a year and three inches older!

Tell Jason it was a pleasure and my honour

To show him how to chill, 'cause in that domain, he was a goner

Tell Annabeth she might be spazzy and over controlling every once in a while

But in the end, shutting up and listening to her was worthwhile

(Mostly 'because we were still alive)

Tell Lou Ellen

That Connor has a crush on her (and now he can't kill me for saying it!)

He thinks she's smart and funny, special and a bunch of other sappy stuff, and some kind of second Helen

Katie-Kate-Kates; you can't pick the calla lily

'Cause I don't know what the freak that is and the name sounds silly

Tell Solace that his basketballs were fun to deflate,

Wait, had he found out yet? Oh well, too late.

Tell Katie that if she kissed me right now, I'd die happy.

Maybe it'll work this time. Maybe…

Tell every teacher who pointed to me and called a foolish and distracted delinquent…

You guys were so right.

Okay Katie- no orchids either

'Cause he thought of trying to write that makes me shudder.

Tell Seyamour he was just too fun to feed Cabin 6's blueprints to,

I hope he makes it through redecorations for others to find out too

Katie- I don't want the flower on my coffin to be a daisy

Because that's a duck's name, and that's a sucky thing with which to bury me.

Tell Miranda she sucked for having such a good access to Katie

And not helping me hook up. We could've been so happy.

Tell Katie that if she picks daffodils to go on my headstone

From the underworld and throughout the land, you'll hear this great big moan.

Connor, my faithful companion, prank advisor, family member, loving brother...

I'm older. Take that, junior.

So many prank ideas that will never see the light,

Just because the creator wasn't that bright

And got stabbed in the back by that stupid roman creature-thingy.

Thank Chiron for calming down Mr D

If not, this tragedy would've happened much more quickly.

(By this I refer to me dying. Pay attention.)

Katie- one more thing- no wildflowers

I know that metaphorically it represents my wild nature and free soul (shut up Connor, I'm dying here)

But they make my mom sneeze for hours.

Hey cool, what's that doing in my pocket?

Tell Mr D I'll miss my days spent as shrubbery

But my brother's still out there, so tee-hee

Tell Katie I wasn't just playing

Whenever I was flirting, I wasn't just messing.

And for the trip, can someone please lend me a coin?

I'm too weak and broken to steal one, and I gambled all of my own.

Next:

Stupid dragon

Freaking son of a gorgon!