Okay hi. It's been a while. I hope I still remember how to write things haha…yeah.
While Sollux busied himself with his blankets, Karkat scoured his almost empty kitchen for some soup. When the soup was finally located, he began to fix it up. A few minutes later, Sollux looked up from his previous fabric study to see a sight he never thought he'd see. Karkat Vantas, Karkat freaking Vantas, was slowly walking towards him, eyes glued to the full bowl of soup in his hands. He looked like it could drop at any second and if he let even a drop out the whole world would end. In fact, it took a great deal of effort for Sollux not to snicker at this rare sight.
"I hope that thoup ith good. If it thuckth I'll totally puke on you," said Sollux, smirking.
"Hey, I'd say I'm a pretty f-ing good cook if I say so myself. And if you vomit on me I swear I will f-ing end you," replied Karkat, finally setting the soup down and shooting him a look. Again Sollux tried to ignore his increasing lightheadedness.
"If that killth me I thwear I-ACHOO!"
"S-…calm the f- down. What possible motive could I have for killing you? What even would that accomplish? Answer: F-ing. Nothing."
Sollux shrugged. "Well I'm not exthactly the motht uthefull troll tho…." Gog was his lightheadedness starting to get to him. His vision slowly blurred and he barely made out any of Karkat's next sentence.
"F- you for thinking that. You must be pretty f-ing sick to think you're not worth a s-."
Then reality slipped away from Sollux.
"KK…. KK, there ith a pink thing on my theiling…" He looked blankly at the ceiling right above him.
Karkat just looked at him. "What. The actual. F-."
"KKKKKKK there ith a pink thing on my theiling and it theemth to be thort of danthing heehee~" Yeah he was definitely delusional.
"Oh gog, you really are sick aren't you? What, did Gamzee give you some s-? Please say no. Oh my gog Sollux. The pies. They aren't medicine. They. Are not. Medicine."
Sollux looked at him, confused. "Medi-wha?"
Karkat heaved a heavy sigh and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Medicine. F-ing medicine. It's what you probably need right now. And not some of Gamzee's s-. Now just eat your soup already. It's getting cold."
Sollux once again was perplexed. He looked around and said, "What thoup?"
Karkat was getting frustrated now. His voice rose. "THIS F-ING SOUP DIPS-! OR DO I HAVE TO F-ING FEED YOU MYSELF?"
Sollux just turned back to the ceiling and giggled. "Oh look. The pink thing ith blue now and making purple bubbleth~"
Karkat stood putting his hands on his hips as if it would make him look more authoritative. "You know what? Screw the soup. Sleep is a much better choice than this s- right now. So, as an order from your leader, sleep." He had felt pretty confident that this would work and that he was being the best leader. So then it's no surprise that he was taken aback at what Sollux said next.
Sollux suddenly looked right at him, as if he had just noticed his presence. And the words that came out of his mouth that had stunned his poor leader into a freaking statue were…
"Wait who are you?"