Terribly sorry I'm late. I could explain but I don't feel like it. Thanks for the love and so forth.

Disclaimer: me no own

Rachel

My family didn't know,

So please tell them who I was for the last year or so

Tell Apollo I'm sorry that his oracle will die, finally,

It wasn't my choice, believe me

Tell Percy that he's such a dang freaking twit,

Not only did you not tell me about Annabeth and let me flirt with you (moron)

But then you disappeared and scared us half to death, Annabeth out of her wits

You can sell all my painting supplies, some will go for good money

Under my pillow you'll find a list of various organisations,

I want the money to go to, as charity

Tell my teachers that when I wasn't paying attetion during a lecture

It was 'cause I was getting mugged by the future.

Annabeth, sorry we got off to a bad start

But we were friend at the end, and the thought warms my heart

Tell Nico that he is now in charge of checking things off my bucket list

Tell Travis and Connor that, no,

They are not allowed to have my cave

Because I said so

Tell Tyson that he's a sweet big guy

And I'm gonna miss him a whole lot, his inspiring love for Peanut butter and Ella and his one eye

Tell Grover that he was a cool,

Even if he always considered himself the fool

Sally, thanks for funding my cookie stock,

You're the best mom in NYC, and it was good to know that if I needed someone

All I had to do was take a walk

Tell Piper that I apologise for the whole possession thing, and sorry that I grabbed her

I wish I'd have known her for longer

Leo Valdez, you were maybe my favourite idiot at CHB

So I'm sorry that we won't take that world trip in five years (or was it twenty?)

I just got some inspiration-

Someone- find the painting of the couple in Central Park called 'Afternoon Scene'

I want you to change the grass to 'Spring tree green'

Jason, my prophecy put a lot of stress on you,

But you were the only one at Camp right then that wouldn't die but do

Chiron, I know I came in when you didn't need more on your plate,

But considering I was me and war was outside, you did great

Tell Percy and Annabeth that in my cave, under my bed, there's a painting of their first kiss

I was going to give it to them on their obviously-to-come anniversary,

But that's obviously going to be a time and place where I won't be.

Apollo, I know you're all about mystical and classy,

But a cave… A cave, really?

Sell all my paintings on eBay,

Maybe I can still get famous that way.

Warn Annabeth to bring an umbrella to school on the third of January

It's going to be rainy

Remind Octavian that real prophecy doesn't scare people

It helps them out. It's a service you give, not an excuse to stand in a big white temple.

Say thanks to Percy: you gave me a heart attack

But you brought me to my truth and my life, so I wouldn't take it back

Tell my dad that, yes, money doesn't grow on trees so you've got to work for it,

But also tell him that daughters live and die and slip through your fingertips

Next

Chris: your right shoe is under my bunk, Myra: your eyeliner is where I hid Jan's hackie sack last winter

And everything else I stole will just be lost forever