Title: Angelic Aphrodisiac
TV Show:
Pairings: Multiple
Chapter 1
(Set right after Changing Channels.)
The bottle of holy oil had recently been opened, and was starting to fall from the shelf. Dean and Sam, both of them knowing how important the stuff was, lunged to catch it, and got covered in it. It seeped into their skin and remained. What could they tell Cas? The angel worked hard to get this rare oil, and it was for trapping angels.
"Man, what're we gonna tell him? I bet he searched for days nonstop to get this stuff." Sam said.
"Guess we shouldn't beat around the bush. We'd better tell him what happened. Maybe he can use his mojo and get the stuff off of us and back into the bottle." Dean said. He prayed to the angel, and he showed up.
"Hello, Dean." He approached Dean as the human spoke.
"Cas, we messed up. Some sort of tremor shook the room and when we caught the bottle of holy oil, it spilled all over us." Castiel gulped. There was something in the angel's eyes that couldn't be placed. What was he looking at him like that for?
"I… can see that." Castiel touched Dean's shoulder and ran his hand slowly down the human's arm. He swallowed again, and conjuring up a large amount of self control, adverted his eyes and said before disappearing, "I need a moment." He left in a flutter of invisible wings.
"What was that all about?" the older brother asked.
"I don't know. He was looking at you like you look at pie sometimes." Sam replied.
"Oh. That can't be good…"
Another flutter of wings, and a different angel was in the room. This one had a clothespin over his nose to keep the smell of the oil from reaching him.
"You two are idiots!" he said.
"Gabriel?" Sam said.
"Oh, what the hell! We've already dealt with you today!" Dean threw his hands up in the air, tired of all this nonsense.
"You don't want to ask why you're idiots?" they were both quiet. "Humor me. Ask me why."
"Fine. Why are we… idiots?" Dean asked, irritated beyond belief.
"The news is spreading like a wild fire throughout Heaven and Earth. All the angels are seeing a cloud of aphrodisiac of the most powerful kind flow out, and it started here. You two are so screwed it's not even funny."
"Aphrodisiac?" Sam's eyes widened.
"This little trick will only work with you two. See, you're the vessels, right? And you got holy oil all over you. It seeped into your skin. Any normal, regular human would have just had to take a shower, but you… The power mixed with the oil creates this powerful scent that reaches us angels. Any angel that is around you a lot or is an archangel is going to have the roughest time resisting you."
"Oh crap… that explains why Cas was looking at me like that." Dean said. "So we're gonna have to deal with all four archangels and Castiel?"
"Not all four archangels, lucky for you. Raphael and Michael are far away enough to where it won't affect them. Plus, Michael can't have sex unless he has a vessel, and there's nobody available to him but you. I'm not sure if Lucifer avoided it, and it's too late for Cas… and you see that I headed it off at the pass." Gabriel, in a cocky way, tapped the clothespin on his nose twice, meaning to do so for emphasis, and it flew off, pinching him in the process. "OUCH!" he held his hurting nose and looked at the Winchesters, realizing that he had breathed in. "DAMMIT!" he disappeared.
"Okay… Cas, Gabriel, a nd possibly Lucifer are in heat now." Sam said.
"…I need a beer…" Dean said after a moment of shock. This was going to be horrible.