Mission 09 : Infiltration Success!

"No security measure, no shield, no shroud and no sense of awareness is without flaw."

Nishinomiya, Japan - Total Mission Time : 12 days

Ray was walking up a hill towards a school in a North High Boy's Uniform and despite the large number of students also heading to North High Ray continued to have one concern, Getting in without being noticed by certain groups and individuals.

After class introductions Ray was approached by a teenage girl with a yellow hairband and with short brown hair in school uniform and with a red armband on her left which had the words Brigade Chief in Kanji. She seemed to be examining Ray who acted as if he felt awkward. She placed her hand up with a thumbs up and with some outburst of energy and excitement she said quite loudly while not shouting "Perfect! You'll be the next member of the SOS Brigade!" Ray's left eye seemed to twitch a few times as he said "Hold on, I don't even know your name and vise versa bu-" Ray was interrupted as the girl grabbed him by the tie which was part of his uniform and with some abnormal but still human strength dragged him across school to another building and flung him into a clubroom titled SOS Brigade Clubroom.

Ray fixed his tie and returned to proper posture and noticed two brown haired boys, a purple haired girl with winter uniform despite the season being spring and an orange haired girl in Maid Outfit. With the exception of the purple haired girl and one of the brown haired boys with a strange but obviously forced yet convincing smile were surprised at his entry. The door shut behind and Ray turned around to see the brown haired girl locking it and turning around shouting "Another Mysterious Transfer student is here! This is the SOS Brigade and those are Minions One and two, Kyon and Koizumi Itsuki. The maid is Asahina Mikuru and the quiet girl is Nagato Yuki. I'm the Brigade Chief, Suzumiya Haruhi and you're now minion number three, state your name!"

Ray's eye again twitched and he sighed shortly after that. He rose his head and stared directly into Haruhi's eyes whilst saying "Ray Zenji, Given name first, family name second." Suzumiya said flatly "You're not Japanese and you don't seem to care much about our culture don't ya?" Ray shook his said and said "Wrong assumption, I am very interested and respectful of your culture but I prefer to introduce myself in Western Tradition." Haruhi nodded and handed Ray the SOS Brigade flyer which Kyon in his mind said "More like a Manifesto than an invitation flyer coming from Haruhi."

Ray read it for a bit before saying flatly "Sure, I'll join up. Just don't call me Minion or your head will roll." Haruhi smirked and completely ignored what Ray said and said "Welcome to the SOS Brigade Minion Number Three!" Ray's eye yet again twitched three times as Suzumiya walked past him and pulled out a chair from behind the computer desk and put it in front of said computer, chair facing computer and then she sat on it backwards.

Ray's mind went as follows "Infiltration Successful! With Dexter's funding and Naruto's reconisance I'll be able to remain here with no problems. Dante is making sure no "Loose Ends" interfere and Jack is heading after more potential Immortals alongside Teto.".

Same Complex as Ryoko and Nagato, Nishinomiya, Japan : Total Mission Time : 20 Days

Ray dropped flatly in his bed as he had been ran about ragged by Suzumiya who seemed to give him most of Kyon's work and Kyon wasn't really complaining much. The other members have yet to reveal their true natures though they needed not to. Ray already knew everything about them, more than even Kyon knows.

Ray gathered his thoughts once more and in his mind he said to himself "Soon Ryoko will transfer back in, which is going to scare the hell outa Kyon. Once Jack and Teto are finished recruiting those three I'll send word to have my old friend Laura transfer in. It should make her feel more safe as the Bargle Boys aren't in Japan yet which reminds me, I'll have to have Dexter send in some drones to wipe out their operations in the Sahara Desert before they decide to mount another attack, it's almost the start of the next leg of the three year cycle."

With these thoughts concluded Ray fell asleep in his bed, having his devil arm in Predator form hidden in the covers.

To be continued...

-After chapter page -

Hello all, sometimes like now I'll have an after page which will awnser any questions (or complaints) and maybe throw in a joke or one shot blooper. Right now I'll give you a rant by Ray to Suzumiya about her personality, this is completely unrelated to the story.

-= Your head rolls =- [Disclaimer: There is some foul language here but nothing M rated, If you feel as if this is inappropiate for your tastes then you can merely skip this afterpage and read the next chapter when it is done.)

Ray and Suzumiya are alone in the clubroom and Ray just can't keep it to himself anymore and he says to Suzumiya "Ya'know, There's something I've been waiting to tell ya since I joined the SOS-dan (Brigade)."

Suzumiya replied "I knew the only reason ya joined was out of perversion!" Ray's face went pale and he said flatly "You're the Pervert here..." Suzumiya turned her face to him and said "I'm in no way a pervert, what the hell gave you that idea!"

Ray's face turned furious (No red face baka, this is life) and shouted "What gave me that idea?! You constantly harass Asahina-san by redressing her forcibly and in absolutely embarrassing or perverted outfits! You're either a complete freak or some strange *bleep* that can't go a single day without making some poor girl utterly humiliated and mentally scarred! You boss Kyon and me around like we're your toys! Don't even get me started with how you blatantly ignore every damn thing people say contary to your little warped and twisted mind! I don't know nor want to know how the hell Koizumi puts up with your shit! That playboy Taniguchi or whatever his name is told me about your Dating Spree in your last school and Kyon told me about your opinions on what human emotions are like! Love being a mental illness? Don't bitch around like that, Love and emotions drove humanity to the modern era. But I guess being in a cave with no fire and eating raw dinosaur meat is your ideal form of life considering what you think! Even if you got smitten to an Esper, alien or time traveler you wouldn't give a real damn about them considering you don't give a *bleep* what gender they are and the fact that you would only be attracted to their abilities or origins, Not their personality!"

Haruhi's face went furious and she shouted "Why don't you just drop dead! How dare you judge me and my life!"

Ray replied "Oh and by the way, you made a math error. You only compared that stadium's population to Japan's population. There are six billion people on the Earth including a few people in the International Space Station! Check the math!"

Haruhi's face went pale and she said "Just...go away. Now." Ray however simply ignored her and he activated his Sharingan (which is actually the stage before Rinnegan as the two eyes are the same) and used Tsukiyomi on Suzumiya and continued his rant before making her forget just about every word he said to prevent a universal rewrite."

Theres my rant. Good thing it didn't really happen or we'd all be getting crushed by Celestrials (Those giants that smash stuff in closed space) for eternity.

- Till next time, - Kylandor -