Sasori sat in the empty room thinking to himself "How could they replace me so quickly!? And with a simple minded fool! Why is he even here in the first place?" As Sasori continued to ponder aloud he was interrupted by a somehow familiar noise. Grrmmrrnrmrm. The redhead looked at his stomach and realized what was going on. "Right. Human again. It seems I must sustain myself." Sasori exited the room and went downstairs into the kitchen. As he reached the bottom of the stairs he noticed everyone but leader-samma, Konan, and the masked idiot were present. He continued on to the kitchen only to be stopped by his partner
"Danna, I figured you might get hungry since you're human again so I made you some ox tails and rice paddies, it's on the table for you if you want it." The blonde informed.
"Thank you Deidara I appreciate it." Sasori replied
"No problem." With that the blonde was about to leave until his partner stopped him.
"Deidara wait can you sit at the table with me while I eat, I want to talk to you about something." The bomber nodded his head and he and the puppeteer sat down at the table.
"So Danna what is it you want to talk about?" Deidara asked curious of what was going through the redheads mind.
"How did that buffoon become one of us?" Sasori asked with a serious face
"I have no idea I guess he was supposed to be your replacement or something he came outta no where after you… were defeated." There was a moment of silence at the table as Sasori started eating some of his food.
"So if he is here then he must be able to actually do something right?" The puppet master asked .
"I don't know we've only been on a couple of missions together, if anything he is a lucky bastard. This one time we were assigned to kill one of your old informants because we heard he was gonna sell information of us to some villages. Any way we tracked him to a nice mansion he had hired a lot of security I knew that with Tobi as my only backup there was no way we could just run in there and slaughter everyone so me and Tobi decided to plant bombs all over the place but we were discovered and had to start fighting someone used a fire jutsu and it triggered a chain explosion with the bombs it was beautiful but almost fatal. I survived with some minor injuries but Tobi didn't have a scratch on him." The blond looked at his Danna who had a quizzical look upon his face.
"So do you think he has a technique that allows him to avoid damage?" Sasori asked
"Maybe but if he did I think he would have used it to avoid your punches earlier." Deidara replied snickering
"Well if that's the case then why did he just take the hits? Maybe he doesn't want anyone to know of his abilities." Sasori concluded. Well Deidara thanks for the food and talk.
"No problem Danna anytime." With that the two artists rose from the table Sasori placed his dishes in the sink and entered the living room. "Sasori, leader samma wants us to go to the store and get some wepons and tools." Sasori turned to see Hidan approaching him.
"Alright, I guess I do need more exercise now don't I." the redhead said with a smirk. With that they left the base and walked to the tool shop.
The silent walk was disturbed by Sasori, "Hidan, how much did Kakuzu give us?" The puppet master asked
Hidan looked at the redhead and pulled a wad of cash from his cloak and counted. "The cheep bastard only gave us about 6,000 ryo it's only enough to buy a quarter of the store out."
"That sounds good enough how much do we have back at are armory?" Sasori replied
"Not much leader samma has been workin our asses over time." Hidan stated.
The two Akatsuki arrive at the store and start gathering wepons and bring them to the clerk.
"Will be 5,720 ryo." The clerk announced.
"Alright." Hidan mumbled as he payed the man and collected his changed.
While the clerk was loading the wepons into crates a man walking by bumped into Hidan.
"WATCH WERE THE HELL YOUR GOING!" Hidan yelled at the man angrily
"UGGHH! FUCK IT IM TIRED OF YOU CRIMINALS WALKING AROUND THE VILLAGE LIKE YOU OWN IT!" The man yelled back.
Hidan looked at Sasori and then at the man " Listen kid you don't want to do this" Hidan Warned
"OH YES I DO!" And with that the man punched Hidan and atemted to do the same with Sasori. Just before his fist could impact with the redheads face Sasori ducked and kicked the man hard enough for him to burst through the wooden wall of the shop and into the streets along with the pouring rain. Sasori began to help Hidan to his feet. As Hidan was on hisfeet he was hit by a powerful Jet of water that pierced his shouder. "Aghhh!" The Jashinist Screamed as he fell to the ground. He looked to see the Man outside with his hand formed in a seal. "My name is Izurou yakona and I will not back down from you thugs. The man announced.
"UGGGH YOU FUCKED UP KID….YOU FUCKED UP REAL GOOD!" Hidan screamed. Sasori rose to his feet and dug in his cloak for a scroll he held the scroll up and out came a giant puff of smoke. When the smoke cleared a giant scorpion puppet the size of a book shelf appeared its stinger was huge and sharp and its claws were strong enough to crush bone. The puppet shot dozens of senbon from its mouth at Izurou who was forming more hand signs. A split second upon impact Izurou was able to deflect the senbon by surrounding himself in a sphere of water.
"You fools, think that could stop me Izurou of the tidal wave!" The man boasted
Hidan pointed his scythe at Izurou " Hnn if I remember correctly your head is worth a lot cash! So if I'm able to take you out It would make Kakuzu shit his pants when I drag you to him. WELL IT SEEMS ANOTHER SACRIFICE HAS FALLEN STRAIT INTO MY LAP HAAHAHA PREPARE TO DIE!"And with that the homicidal jashinist jumps at Izurou and comenses the battle.