~No matter how many times i wave my wand, I don't own HP!~

Roxie and Heather sat at the Gryffindor table, eating slowly. Dumbledore then made an announcement about the Tri Wizard Tournament. He then introduced the two schools. When the Beauxbatons girls walked across the room Fred and George watched with glee. Heather and Roxie them upside their heads.

"Put your eyes back in their sokets!" Roxie snapped. Heather crossed her arms and legs and turned around completely. Roxie then started to pull Heather around. "What. Is. Your. Problem?" Roxie almost yelled.

"My. Problem. I. Will. Tell. You. Later!" Heather informed. Roxie stopped when the Men from Durmstrang started to walk by. Roxie jumped up and pointed at them all.

"Oh my Merlin! It's Viktor Krum!" Roxie yelled.

"Wich one?" Ron asked while standing up.

"All of them!" She screamed. Ron glared at her, muttering about how he wanted to see the real Krum. "Oh cheer up Won-Won!"

"What?" Ron raised an eyebrow.

"You'll learn in about two years or so." Heather explained. Roxie waved stupidly at Krum while he glared.

"I think he likes me!" Roxie squealed. While Heather said "Or probably hates you.." under her breath. "What was that?"

"Nothing" And with that they went back to eating their breakfast. They heard a squeal and looked at the teacher's table to see Carey hold a sword over Igor while Snape held her back. Roxie just sighed and went back to her food.

"Your mother is trying to kill that guy! Do you have anything to say about it?" Neville asked while Heather chimed in. "Yeah, your mom is so crazy that she has a sword..." Heather covered her mouth and was giggling to herself. Everybody at that end of the table stared at her, then started laughing.

"Ya know, you really need to leave the 'your mom' jokes alone." Dean informed while smiling. Heather looked extremely upset. "But it's ok, we still love you! Even if you're not good at telling jokes."

"Soooo, why do you think your mom did that?" Ron asked. Roxie shrugged.

"Isn't it obvious?" Roxie started. "Igor flirted with her, she punched him, grabbed the sword from behind her, and Snape held her back to insure that Igor did not die." Roxie paused for a moment and took a bite out of her sausage. "This is really good sausage! What kind is it? It's really good!" Heather giggled to herself. Roxie stared at Heather and shook her head. " Get your mind out of the gutters!" Roxie yelled.

Seamus looked up. "How do you know what she was thinking?"

"She doesn't" Heather explained. "She is just REALLY good at guessing."

Roxie stood up on the bench. "SHUT UP TRIXIE!"

...

While walking through the woods one day chris and martin saw something strange a little leaping lemur who loved to bounce and play they followed their new bouncing friend not knowing where this adventure would end the animals were headed just around the bend where are they going i dont know how do we get there come on lets go cause its me and you and zaboomafoo!

"Sorry guys we just had to sing that" Heather explained. "It was a tv show we used to watch when we were younger.."

"Ohh I see" Said Dean."

"What's a tv?" Asked Neville.

"The most wonderful device in the world" Roxie squealed. "So exactly how much longer until we get to Gringotts? I mean Grimmauld Place.. I mean Hogsmeade.."

"Not to much farther" Said Ron while pushing his way past Roxie and Heather. Heather ran behind Ron and threw her arms around his neck.

"That should teach you not to forget to tell me hi. Oh look at me! I'm Ronald Billius Weasley and I can't stop and say 'hi how are you doing today?' nooo I just have to push people out of the way.." Heather said sarcastically.

"Oh sorry Heather, I didn't notice it was you. So what's u-" Heather interrupted. "Wait, So you didn't notice it was me because my hair was different or something? I'm the only Slytherin with blonde hair with brown tips and blue highlights. And you didn't notice me because I have blue highlights today?" Heather replied.

"Yeah, I guess.." Ron said sheepishly.

"I was just kidding Ron" Heather laughed.

Roxie shook her head and mumbled under her breath. "Why does Heather always attract the young ones?"

"WHAT?" Yelled Heather, Ron, and George.

"Oh.. Umm.. Yeah, I meant changing my hair color."

"Sure.." Said Heather.

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Vicky: Cat, bat, hat, sat!"

Victoria: Why must you always try to teach me how to spell?

Beth: Because you stink at it!

Victoria: Wait a minute! I'm the one who types all the time!

Vicky: That don't mean crap!

Beth: Besides, you always have spell check. Try writing a sentence without going back and changing it!

Victoria: Fine! While walking in the woods one day Beth and Vicktooria (LOL) saw somrthing strange. alittle leaping lemer who loves tp bpounce and play.

Beth: Ok lets just stop it here because every thing that was just spelled wrong was real not fake trust me im right here... This is why "vicktooria" needs spell check. She can't even spell her name without pressing the wrong buttons lol.. oh ya and im also known as lizzi.. Random fact..

Vicky: srry for anything wrong in this chappy... We are using notepad and as you can see Victoria can't spell..

Victoria: And my mom is not crazy!

Beth: We were trying to make Heather seem less stuck up.. love ya mrs carey!

Voctoria: lol reveiw please!