~I do not own Harry Potter~

Roxie and Heather sat in the Great Hall with Trixie and Carey.

"Where the hell is Snape?" Trixie cried. "I want to annoy someone!"

"Well you're annoying me!" Carey snapped. Heather and Roxie swooned when they saw Cedric get pushed towards the goblet, to put his name in.

"Hi Edward!" Heather yelled while waving at him.

"Cedric," Roxie whispered in Heather's ear.

"I mean, Cedric!" Heather corrected. "He is so fine!"

"Are giving up on George?" Roxie asked. Heather hit her friend upside the head. Fred and George then ran in… With age potions.

"It's not going to work." Hermione informed.

"Oh yeah?" Fred and George walked over to her. "And why not?"

"Because," She closed her book. "See that age line? Dumbledore drew that line himself."

"So?" George smirked along with his brother.

"So," Hermione started to get agitated. "There is no way a great wizard like Dumbledore would let a simply dimwitted idea, like an age potion, get past that age line."

"That's the brilliant part about it." Fred replied.

"It's so incredibly dimwitted!" George also replied.

"Burn!" A random Hufflepuff yelled.

"Sit down Kelso!" Roxie yelled.

"But my name is-"

"I don't care, dumb ass!"

"Ready Fred?" George asked while shaking his potion.

"Ready George," Fred replied while shaking his own potion. They twisted they're arms around and said,

"Bottoms up!"

Roxie and Heather squealed from fangirlness when the twins drank the potions. Fred and George jumped over the age line and everyone cheered. They dropped their names into the goblet and cheered when nothing happened. Then the goblet went crazy and Fred and George were thrown back from the charm thrown at them.

"!" Trixie rolled on the floor with Carey, Roxie, and Heather. The twins looked at each other and saw they were old men.

"You said!" "No you said!" The two then tried to kill each other.

"Best part ever!" Roxie screamed. Trixie sighed and picked the two boys up by the scruff of they're necks.

"Boys quit fighting." Trixie commanded. "I swear you two never grew up…"

"What do you mean?" They asked her.

"Nothing!"

Everyone was seated while Dumbledore said a speech. The first name came from the goblet and he grabbed it.

"And the first champion is… Your mom!" Silence filled the room… "Alright who put that in there?"

"Hello, boys! I'm back!" Trixie yelled and started laughing, along with everyone else.

"Alright settle down!" Dumbledore commanded. Another name flew into his hand.

"The champion from Durmstrang is Viktor Krum!" Everyone cheered and Roxie stood up.

"Go Viktor go!" She chanted, annoying Viktor to death.

"The next champion from Beaubatxon is Fleur Delacour!"

"Boo!" Roxie yelled. Carey hit her daughter.

"Why did you do that?" Carey asked.

"Because she ends up with Bill, remember?" Roxie whispered to her mother.

"That's right, carry on." Roxie then went back to booing.

"The champion from Hogwarts is Cedric Diggory!"

"Whoo! Go Edward!" Heather yelled.

"Cedric," Roxie whispered again.

"I mean Cedric!"

Everyone was cheering when another name flew from the goblet. Dumbledore read the name.

"Harry Potter!" Dumbledore yelled angrily. Harry sat down and Heather and Roxie got up. They grabbed him by the arms and pulled him to Dumbledore

"We brought you the prisoner sir!" Roxie replied while they threw Harry at Dumbledore's feet.

Fred, George, Roxie, and Heather walked through the forest.

"Where are we going?" Roxie whined for the umpteenth time.

"We want to introduce you someone." Fred replied.

"I'm lost!" Trixie's voice echoed through the forest. "And I can't find the line!"

"I'm sure you'll love whatever is ahead of us, Roxie." Fred informed the brunette.

"What is it?" Heather asked George.

"Not telling." He smirked.

"Aww come on!" Heather whined and pulled in his arm.

"We're almost there." Fred informed them.

"I'm lost!" Trixie's sad voice echoed again. "And I don't have a family… Lilo!"

Fred and George moved some bushes aside and Heather and Roxie gasped. They saw dragons inside cages and many dragon tamers but the one that stood out the most was a red head…

"Freddy, Georgey!" The red headed man called over. Roxie and
Heather gasped when they realized who they were looking at… Charlie Weasley!

"Hey Charlie!" Fred and George greeted. "Roxie, Heather, come meet our brother, Charlie!"

Charlie had short ginger hair, tight leather pants (Roxie was very happy), a black T-shirt, black shoes, and a leather jacket.

"Hottie hottie..." Roxie kept mumbling under her breath.

"It's nice to meet you." Charlie said politely, and then he turned to Roxie. "And who is this lovely dragon?"

"How did he know my favorite animals are dragons?" Roxie whispered to Heather. Heather shrugged. "My name is Roxie…" She replied shyly.

"Roxie," He purred. "What a beautiful name." He took he hand and kissed it. Roxie smiled widely and Fred intervened.

"Yeah, we wanted to introduce you to them." Fred explained while pulling Roxie close to him.

"You four are dead! You hear me? Dead! D-E-D! Dead!" Trixie's voice yelled from behind them. Charlie looked and his eyes widened.

"Wixie?" He called out. Trixie's eyes widened and she tried to run but Charlie was slightly faster. He glomped her and she screamed. "Wixie!"

"Help me!" Trixie screamed. "Get this monster off me! Ahhhh!"

"Um…" Heather looked weirdly at the two. "Something you want to tell us?"

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Vicky: Mwahahahahaha

Victoria: Today we have a special guest; My Mom!

Carey: Hello

Vicky: Yes, somebody's grammar was so bad that her mother had to correct it.

Victoria: … Quite you!

Carey: We also don't own "That 70's Show", "Independence Day", or any Disney movie. Victoria just watches way too much of this stuff.

Victoria: At least I didn't quote anything from "Armageddon"

Carey: Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Vicky: And on other news, Beth's birthday was last week!

Victoria: Happy Birthday Bethy-Boo!

Carey: Wish her a happy birthday in forms of reviews please.

Victoria: Yeah! We'll most likely read them and it'll make her all happy!

Vicky: Review or Charlie will send his dragons after you!

Victoria: No he won't…

Carey: Shut up!

Victoria: We also don't own "Twilight"!

Carey: Don't say that word!

Vicky: *Rolls eyes* Review…