Characters:
Takon Kinomiya (Beyblade OC/main character)
Orihime Inoue (Bleach)
Kanji Hamaki (DBZ OC)
Nami (One Piece)
Kenji Asakura (Shaman King OC)
Tsunade (Naruto)
Jubei Inari (One Piece OC)
Matsumoto Rangiku (Bleach)
Teiki Unari (Naruto OC)
Nico Robin (One Piece)
Collision Course: The Second!
Holy Smokes
"Uchiha? What's that?" Jubei said frowning. "A clan you idiot" Teiki said looking up, at the flying ship. Kenji pulled his sword out. "Shouldn't we help?" He said. "No" Teiki said focusing on the ship. "Why not?" Jubei said. "Just trust me, it's best to stay out of this, we'll just cause more trouble" Teiki said. "Didn't you see that blood, that's way more trouble than we could cause going up there" Kenji said. "Just trust me," Teiki growled.
Blood all over his face, Takon stared dumbfounded at Kanji, whose right lung was impaled. Kanji coughed weakly, and held Sasuke's wrist tight in his grasp. "Ay… Takon… don't just stand there, help… me…" Kanji muttered, all of a sudden his eyes turned green. Sasuke narrowed his eyes, the heaven seal starting to cover his face and arm. What looked like a yellow aura covered Kanji as his grip on Sasuke's arm tightened. "Why aren't you dead?" Sasuke scowled, pulling his sword out. Kanji smirked. "Simply because-" Sasuke swung the sword towards Kanji's shoulder. Kanji caught the sword and squeezed, crushing it. "-I'm a Saiyan" Kanji said. Sasuke jumped into the air and spat out an incredibly large fireball, before disappearing. Kanji flew up, and easily dispersed of the fireball. "Ugh…" Kanji spat out blood, crashing into the ship below. "Ok, we'd better help now" Teiki said, and he, Jubei and Kenji jumped onto the ship.
The Ship took off into the air headed towards a nearby island. "Gosh, how big is this place, it wasn't this large last time we're here" Takon muttered beside an unconscious Kanji. "I know" Kenji said lying on the floor. "This place has to be some alternate universe, and someone has to keep on pulling us into it, who-ever that person is the person who created this place, it must have been re-created, because before all it was, was an island, a desert and a castle, with an ocean separating each" Kenji said, closing his eyes. Takon raised an eyebrow. "Never knew you we're that smart" Takon said. Kenji fell asleep, not noticing Takon's comment "I want girls lovely girls practically naked girls-" Kenji punched Teiki hard across the face into the side of the ship. "Idiot" He said shaking his fist. "Thank you, I thought the horny bugger would never shut up" Jubei said. Teiki rubbed his eyes getting up. "I. Sense. Big. BOOBS!" He yelled.
"Matsumoto-San!" Orihime yelled, running across a beach, wearing a bikini. Matsumoto lay in the sand nearby beside, Nami (One Piece), Tsunade (Naruto), and Nico Robin (One Piece). Each of them wore tight bikini's and bathing in the sun. "Whaaat!?" Matsumoto smiled. "Some flying ship is coming out way!" She said pointing towards the air. "Huh?" Nami muttered lifting sunglasses from her eyes.
"Holy smokes!!!" Teiki yelled jumping up and down. "Go down to that island! Go down to that island!" He yelled. "Sheesh" Jubei said. The ship started to tilt down towards the beach. "Oh my god, look at the size of those things! You'd think they'd been blown up or something!" Teiki said, his eyes wide. Takon raised an eyebrow. "Gosh, there must be porn stars down there for him to be that excited" Kenji said. Kanji lay down on the deck of the ship, taking slow breaths. The second the ship landed, Teiki ran off towards the 5. "Hey their wassup!, what's your bra size! They must be size z's for the bunch of ya!" Teiki said. Tsunade sighed while the others looked at Teiki awkwardly. She stood up and walked towards him.
"Wham!"
Teiki's head came out of the sand, unconscious. "Who's he?" Nami said. "The perverted village idiot" Tsunade said, heading towards the ship. Teiki lay on the beach, wearing baggy swimming shorts, Orihime, Nami, Nico and Matsumoto each lay around him kissing parts of his body. "Ooooh Teiki-san your soooo hot!" Nami said, shoving her boobs in his face. Each off the others took turns giving him a nice long kiss on the lips. "Hey, kid" Matsumoto said, her foot on Teiki's head, Teiki blinked looking up at. "My god you're so hot, and that cleavage line… so long…" Teiki said, drooling. "Thanks" Matsumoto said. "Now, can you do me a favor?" She said, smiling down at him. "A-Anything…" Teiki said, staring at her chest. "Get lost!" Matsumoto said kicking Teiki hard in the face, sending him back into his ship.
Tsunade frowned, her hands where covered in green chakra and she placed it over Kanji's chest. His chest slowly started to heal. Takon looked at her hands awkwardly.
"What are you doing?" Takon asked.
"Healing him" Tsunade replied.
"How?" Takon asked.
"With medical jutsu" Tsunade replied.
"What's that?" Takon asked.
"A type of Ninjutsu" Tsunade replied
"And wha-" Tsunade punched Takon hard in the face sending him crashing into the wall.
"Idiot" She muttered.
"Their" She said standing up.
"Thank you" Jubei said looking down at Kanji. "Just let him sleep, the rest will heal naturally" She said. "Ok, once again thank you" Jubei said. Tsunade smiled and punched Takon once again. "What was that for?" Takon said weakly. "It's fun to punch idiots" Tsunade said and got off the ship. Teiki stared teary eyed at the girls on the island, as the ship left. "What a pathetic fool" Matsumoto muttered, the others nodded in agreement. "He's kind of cute!" Orihime smiled. "Crazy air head" Nami said giving her an awkward look.
"Yeah! The dream team is on the way!" A yellow haired kid yelled. "Annoying loud mouth" Ichigo Kurosaki said kicking him on the head. "The name's Uzumaki Naruto" Naruto yelled. "Future Hokage" He added. "What's a hokage?, type of meat?" Monkey D. Luffy said. "Why would he want to become meat?" Son-Goku said. "What a bunch of oddballs" Ichigo muttered.
End Of Chapter 2