"Tobi," I grumbled, jabbing the sleeping man on top of me. "Skootch over a bit. You're squishing me."
Tobi gave a sleepy grunt and shifted his lanky frame a bit, providing me with some much-needed space. I sighed inwardly; I was going to need a bigger bed. My twin mattress was the perfect size for my tiny five-two, one hundred pound body, but throw in a certain five-seven, one hundred twenty pound ninja, and things get a little crowded. Especially when said ninja has a tendency to hog the covers and flail in his sleep.
He suddenly let out a high-pitched giggle and his legs twitched spasmodically as if he were running. I elbowed him again and he stilled. I rolled my eyes; sometimes his actions made it hard to believe he was a thirty-year-old man sometimes.
Suddenly he rolled over to where he was facing me and one of his long arms draped itself across my waist, his heavily scarred yet still handsome face only a few inches from mine. I smiled and raised my hand to run my fingers through his short black hair, earning a small sigh in response. After a few moments of stroking his hair I stretched upwards and softly kissed his scarred lips.
As I pulled away, Tobi grinned in his sleep.
"Mmm, Kat-chan…" He murmured, pulling me closer. I giggled quietly and kissed his neck this time, trailing my lips down to his collarbone, which I bit gently. His reaction was instantaneous. His grip on me tightened, his breath hitched in his throat before speeding up and becoming ragged. It never took much to turn Tobi on; he was extremely sensitive to touch.
Feeling naughty, I ran my tongue all the way back up his neck and tenderly nibbled at the supersensitive spot just behind his ear. He gasped and blushed, getting a very Uke-ish look on his face. I giggled again at the thought of being Tobi's Seme, even though I was a girl. Then I stopped and thought about it for a second.
'Wait, maybe I can be his Seme…' I thought. Wriggling out of Tobi's embrace, I slithered out of bed and located my "special box" that I usually reserved for when one of my more, ah, kinky lovers came to visit. Opening it, I couldn't help but let an evil smirk slide across my face as I looked at the contents, then back at the blushing, innocently snoozing Akatsuki Good Boy.
Oh yes. This was going to be very fun indeed…
LEC: * insert rape face here* Mwahahahahahahaha! *ahem * Anyway, for Tobi's sake I'm going to leave it up to my readers to decide whether I dominatrix-ed the good boy. BTW, this version of Tobi is actually TObito. I know Tobi is really Madara, and I'm not denying that Evil Tobi is a shmexy bish, but let's face it; Madara's kind of a douche bag. I will write a chapter for Madara later on, which will probably result in a rape scene…