Okay, this is chapter 2
Chapter two- Uncool Encounters
It was a nice sunny morning and after a while, everyone was awake. Well, almost everyone.
Larxene kneeled down and poked Demyx with a stick. "Is he still all psycho and stuff?" "Yeah." answered Roxas. "He's been like that all night." Larxene stared at Demyx some more. Demyx twitched in return. "I think he's gone mad." "You're being silly Roxas. He's not crazy, he's just...suffering from mental problems...yeah.." "Same thing." insisted Roxas. "Okay, fine, I admit it, he's crazy." admitted Xigbar. "What do you think Larxene? Uh, Larxene?" She was still staring at the twitching heap of Demyx on the floor. She, herself, also twitched a few times. "Larxene! Hang in there! You need to keep hold of your sanity!" cried Marluxia has he shook her back and forth. Larxene snapped out of it and looked around at everyone, looking very confused. "Who, what, where, huh?" "You were acting funny." "Oh. It's just that...when you look at him...you just feel that you're being dragged into something deep down somewhere..." Xigbar worriedly than yelled, "Now she's speaking crazy talk! Call the paramedics!" "I'm not crazy!" she insisted. "I'm telling the truth!" "Oh." Xigbar said not apoligetically.
After everyone was awake, it was time for breakfast. Marluxia smiled at everyone and began, "All right people! We're going to have breakfast now! Let's draw cards today! Luxord lended them to me so I can use them. There are ten cards in all, since I'm leader and Demyx is...crazy,and one of them is an ace. Ace is the person who takes the job, kay?" Everyone than drew a card. "All righty! Now that the food person has been chosen, let's do the cook!" The remaining nobodies put the cards back and after Marluxia shuffled them, they drew again. "Okay! Now for firewood!" Repeat the process. "Now for the fire!" Again, repeat. "All right. That's it. Now go do your job!"
Everyone hustled around, doing whatever and so. Roxas glared at the wood. "I hate you." He rubbed some sticks together and glared again. "I blame you for everything." Axel laughed evilly behind him. "So Roxas, you're stuck with fire again, huh?" "Shut up, Axel." "You're so cold Roxas! That's why I won't help you!" "I don't need your help." Axel smirked and skipped away. Roxas was sad. And emo. That's why he hated lighting fires. They made him sad and emo.
After a while, all the jobs were done except for the getting the food part and the cooking the breakfast part. "Where's Luxord? He should have come back a long time ago with the food!" Larxene, out of boredom, started throwing daggers at a tree. "Man, when will I be able to show everyone my radical cooking skillz?" asked Xigbar. "I've never tried before, that's why I think it'll taste great!" "Just thinking about it makes me feel sick.." mumbled Larxene as she continued her dagger throwing. "It can't be that bad!" argued Marluxia. "What the.." Everyone turned to Larxene as she backed away from the tree. Some kind of radioactive ooze stuff was pouring out of where her daggers penetrated the bark. "Eeeewwww." said mostly everyone. "What's in that tree?" Larxene got out another dagger and started scraping at the now radioactively glowing tree. "Maybe we'll find the source if we cut into the center of it." she thought aloud.
At that moment Luxord fell from a tree into the center of camp. "I...got...the...gooods..." Xigbar kicked him. "Are you dead?" "I'm...not...dead..." Saix, speaking for the second time in this fanfic, said, "Is collecting food really that bad?" "Yes..." After that Luxord stopped moving. Or talking. Or anything. "Lookit this!" Larxene pointed into the center of the tree which was stuffed full of glowing mushrooms. They had peachy colored stem thingies and had orange caps that had yellow spots on them. It also looked like they had little eyes and mouths on them. "Freaky." stated Xigbar.
When they all went to go check what Luxord had brought, it seemed that he had a sack of potatoes. "There's potatoes in this forest too?" Everyone looked at each other. "Weird." Xigbar cooked the potatoes on the fire that was, once again, started by Axel and gave everyone one plate full of mushie stuff. At least they thought it was stuff. It kinda looked like not stuff. Stuff... Axel took a bite out of it and chewed for a second. "It tastes kinda like mushrooms." Next, Lexaeus took a bite. "I agree with you." Larxene then tasted some. "That's weird. I thought it was a potatoe." "I did too." They looked at Luxord. "What are these?" Luxord was wrapped in a blanket, huddled up on the floor next to Demyx. "It...is...mushroom..." Axel then went and squatted down next to him. "Sooooo, how'd you get these mushrooms?" Luxord shuddered. "It...long...story...blarg..."
Flashback sequence:
Luxord walked through the the woods, whistling to himself. "I wonder what kind of food i'll find out here." He spotted a group of mushrooms on the floor. "I think i'll collect these here mushrooms." The mushrooms seemed to start moving or something but Luxord ignored that. He pulled out a nice big sack and started throwing in mushrooms. "Yummy yummy yummy, I got mushrooms in my tummy." He, for reasons unknown, started to sing. After the sack was nicely stuffed, he stood up. Suddenly, something grabbed his leg. He was pulled down. He looked down and saw a savage bunch of wild mushrooms. Bloody fangs. Foaming mouths. Everywhere. He ran. And ran. They dragged him down.
Blood.
He climbed up a tree. Mushrooms there too. He jumped off and landed into the center of camp. Then the mushrooms stopped chasing him.
End of flashback
Everything was quiet. "How'd he do that?" asked someone. "I dunno." Axel thought about something and said, "If it was so bloody, why were you bloodless when you got here?" Silence. "I take that as an 'I don't know' then." Larxene glanced at the glowing tree and turned to everyone, saying, "I think we should close up that tree." Everyone agreed.
Soon, all was well. Everyone was doing something and everyone seemed...happy. Maybe. Axel was playing cards with Roxas. Marluxia, Xigbar, Xaldin, and Larxene were playing the GBPIE. Saix was reading. Vexen was studying something. And Lexaeus and Zexion were playing chinese chess. All was well. Suddenly, but unnoticeably, Demyx twitched and slowly stood. His eyes were blank and he hovered into the woods. He really did hover.
Three hours later, Vexen noticed that Demyx was missing. "It seems Demyx is missing." Everyone looked up from what they were doing except Zexion. They searched the camp but no Demyx was to be found. How strange.
The woods started illuminating a strange light that night. For dinner they had the left overs from the mushrooms they had for lunch. "What the fudge!" yelled Larxene. She pointed at something and when they looked, it was Demyx. It looked like he was never gone. "I think it's best to just ignore it." suggested Xaldin.
After that they all gathered together at the fire. Axel smirked at all of them and spookily whispered, "Now it's time for SPOOKY STORIES!" Everyone shudderd. "C-can't we have not scary stories tonight?" "So Larxene is a scaredy-cat, huh?" Larxene frowned, "No! It's just that all these scary things have been happening lately and I don't really want to hear any more freaky things. I've had enough." "If you're so scared then go back to your tent. You'll just be missing out." Larxene stuck her tongue out at him and went back to her tent. "Now, let me begin." Axel grinned at everyone.
"Once upon a time, there was a happy group of twelve people. They all were very happy and decided to go on a camping trip. They soon ran out of food and the rain storms were so strong that all the shelters were in ruins. They were forced to feed off of the green icky stuff that grows on rocks." "Yuck!" "Yes, yucky it was indeed. Some of the friends couldn't take it anymore and started going loony. But one friend had gone completely psycho and killed his best friend. Then he ate him. Yummy!" "That's so not yummy!" "Well, it was for him. Then the other friends got some ideas too and ate each other too. Only one was left sane. He was smart so he went and left the forest and went home." "How come the others didn't?" "Because they were too stupid. And crazy. And forgot which way was out.One friend was also smart but didn't know how to leave the woods. He ate delicious birds that lived in trees and lived for a long time. Soon all the other friends were dying.One friend then went and cornered another. He went forward and-" "Don't say it!" "What?" "The icky detailed thing!" "I wasn't going to say that." "Good." "Well, anyways, he ate him and used his meats for shelter." "That's so gross." "I know. So then the smart friend who left, never came back and the other smart friend who was stuck, found the exit. Everyone else died. Oh yeah! Also, the smart friend that was stuck saved his other friend and let everyone else die." "Sooo, the smart one who left is Zexion, right?" "How'd you know?" "He's the only one who'd leave us all to die." "Oh, yeah. Hahaha. You got it right. This story is based on us. I'm the stuck one and I saved Roxas. Larxene ate people first and everyone else died." Long pause.
After that, everyone went to bed, freaked out by Axel's strange story, and waited for the next day.
Back at HQ, Xemnas sat at his desk and drank from his fancy cup of wine. "It has been a day now. I'm thinking it's possible that one or two are dead already. Ah well. As long as at least one member comes back, it's fine with me." He then continued his perfect and peaceful day.
Hahaha. ... Yeah, they all will DIE. Just kidding... Anyways, next chapter, there will be trouble at camp...big trouble...hahahahaha...hehehehehehe... yeah... Also, I kinda got my sis to spell check this chapter. -.-;