I haven't updated lately, but whatever. Chapter 33333333333333333333333333!!!
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Chapter three- The hunt begins
The next morning, Axel opened his eyes to a new and happy day. Whistling to himself, he left his happy tent of happyfulness and walked outside. After looking around a bit, he noticed that the camp was completely destroyed. Blood covering all of the floor, trees, tents, whatever. "Oh! It's Larxene! Hello!" He cheerfully called out. Larxene was buried under a large pile of mushrooms, that seemed to be trying to claw out her intestines with their...teeth? "..." "Gee, I think she's dead! Well whatever!" After spinning around for awhile, he noticed that everyone else seemed to be dying too. And Roxas and some others were missing. Axel then was overcome with shock. "ROXY-POOOO!!!! WHERE'D YOU GOOOOO!!!!" Pausing for a sec, he then added, "YAH! VEXENS GONE!!!!!"
At the other side of camp, Zexion came out of his tent and took a short glance at all the chaos. After that, he left. To somewhere. Who knows where.
Meanwhile, the camp was being completely rended to shreds by the crazed mushrooms. The only ones that seemed to be alive were Axel. Everyone else was gone. "Where on earth have they gone!?!?" Thought Axel in great frustration, "Now theres noone to cook me breakfast!" A murmering noise was then heard from one of the trees. Axel, a bit frigtened, slowely approached the trees, and hovering out was Demyx. Demyx looked up at Axel with his eyes all blank-like. "You and your companions have defiled these woods. Now you shall all perish by the hands of the all mighty race, the Mushrooms!" Axel was terrified. "Oh em GEE! Demyx! You've become a wizard-priest-mushroom person! Wow!" Demyx hovered a bit closer and gave Axel a pathetic look, which really didn't suit Demyx. "You foul creature. I will make sure that you are killed brutally by the great MUSHMOM!!!" The trees all suddenly shuffled a bit with mushroom-birds flying out. A scream was heard then, but who it belonged to, you don't know, but I do.
Roxas was bored. And lonely. And cold. And tied to a tree. "What the heck..." He wasn't tied to the tree in any ordinary way though, he was tied to it while inside of it. Inside of the tree, Luxord also sat there, bound and gagged. Roxas was then a bit pleased. Atleast he hadn't been gagged. "Sooo, do you have any idea why we're here?" "Mmmmph!" "Oh, I see. And the rest?" "Mmm mm phph mmmph!" "Huh." A shadow then fell upon the two and when Roxas and Luxord glanced up, it was Xaldin. "I'm getting you out of here." He put on a pair of shades on took out a chainsaw. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! Or whatever sound it is that chainsaws make. After getting out, Roxas realized that the tree was stuffed with radioactive goop. Therefore, now he was covered with radioactive goop. "God, this is so gross." A chattery-monkey-like noise was then heard from some nearby bushes. Just as Roxas turned, the screen moved upwards with the birds all flying out of the trees and stuff. All dramatic like.
Larxene was finally recovering from the night attack. She slowly staggered to her feet and stabbed all of the mushies that were near her. "Agh, I feel so...sick." She was bleeding from random places and had a really bad headache. Glancing towards her tent(which she wasn't in at the time), she remembered about her first-aid kit, and so went inside. A while later, she was wrapped with bandages and walked a bit out, looking at the remains of camp. "Oh my gosh..." Demyx was there. Sitting in a large throne. Made up of mushrooms. The chair, being made of living things and all, was moving about, transporting Demyx to the places that he needed to go to. Larxene hid behind the nearest large object and watched as Demyx stepped out of the chair. He mumbled a few words and spun around his magic staff, causing a large magic ring to appear before him. To Larxene's surprise, a large smirky-grin appeared on the watery-loving maybe-friend of hers, and he saved his staff in the air. "Great Mushmom, RELEASE YOUR MIGHTY REIGN UPON THE NON-BELEIVERS AND SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN THEM!!! SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNUUUHHH!!!! Larxene then gasped.
Roxas was a bit sad. All the guys he was hanging out with had now vanished. Also, he was alone in a pile of snow. SNOW. What was snowing doing in the woods that were completely green just awhile ago? And you know what, does the World That Never Was even have any weather? Roxas was puzzled. After getting up and out of the cold snow stuff, he glanced around. Thinking that this was the stupidest camping trip(and the only one too) he had ever been on, Roxas decided that he could either A. get frozen and get thawed out later by some nice people, or B. look for shelter. He also considered C. kill himself. But he couldn't have been THAT emo, so he stuck with B. Looking around for a bit, he then saw something very stupid. Xigbar, was stuck to a tree. But not in ANY way, he was frozen to the tree. As in, the tree froze, and he was incased in the ice that was also incasing the tree. Poor poor Xigbar, but its not like Roxas cares or anything. Xigbar, still being alive it seems, started twitching from inside the ice. Roxas decided that it wasn't his duty to help him, since Xigbar was mean to him a lot anyways. AND the fact that Roxas wouldn't ever bother wasting his time to help someone. He probably would help someone who might help him in return though. Which wasn't Xigbar. And yes, Roxas is such a jerk. Xigbar then looked sad.
Because of all the ruckus, the day had gone by pretty quickly. Marluxia was very sad. He wanted to lead his buddies to make the most perfect, orginized, happy, perfect camping trip ever. But it was all ruined. Luckily, Marluxia loved to plant stuff and loved flowers and plants very much, therefore, the mushrooms respected him, considering the fact that Marluxia respected them in return. Marluxia loved mushrooms! And you know what, Marluxia loved all plants! And anything that grew from the floor that were filled with plant celly goodness. That's why he was seated in a large happy building made entirely of...trees. Marluxia loved trees. He then decided to sing the tree and flower song! Yay!
Trees are great and awesomeeee
And so are flowerrrrssssss
Everyone loves trees better than possumssssssss
And flowers are so prettier than towersssssssss
And so forth. Marluxia's songs sucked. But who cared. The mushrooms appreciated it, so whatever. And so Marluxia was happy.
Far away, Xemnas glanced at the calendar. He felt like the orginization was going to come back late for reasons unknown, but he then though otherwise. They were all strong, responsible people, so of course they would come back! That's how Xemnas' thought went. But then he considered the fact that none of them were really responsible. "Well whatever. If one comes back at all, that's good enough for me." He then continued drinking his tea.
I'm running out of ideas for EVIL! And yeah, the mushrooms aren't any kinds of mushrooms...they are...
MAPLE STORY MUSHROOOOOOOOOOOOMSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And if you don't know what they are, then it's okay. Later, i'm planning on having ZOMBIE MUSHIES!!!!
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