Author's Note: I do have this story partially completed, but it is not nearly as far as it will be going right now. Also, I will not be able to get to the Internet again until at least May 31st, probably later. So those of you that are following this story, please try to understand the delay. I apologize for this.

Chapter 2

The lavender colored cat dashed away from her pursuers as fast as her paws could carry her. She had been in the Junior Chipmunk Camp for three endless summer months and had somehow become the new mascot of the camp replacing an acorn that had been the old one. Kronk, her henchman back when she was human, was mostly responsible for bringing her into this nightmare of squeaks, chirps, and other woodland noises. All Yzma ever wanted was to rule the entire empire. Her last plan to take over had been foiled by her clueless henchman, and somewhere along the way from then and now she had decided that she was through with him. As soon as she had made that decision, she knew that it was time to make an escape. She really had no plan, but thought she might be able to steal back to the palace and make it into her secret lab. Maybe then she would have things a little bit more figured out.

"She's getting away!" one of the staff members behind Yzma shouted.

Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Kronk pounced on the cat. Yzma was caught! Unfortunately, Kronk had long since forgotten that this feline in particular was his former boss Yzma. Standing up, he tried to subdue the animal in cat language.

"Meowsie, mew, meow," Kronk began, "me meeeewww meeee owwww me…"

"Shut up, you fool!" the cat yelled in a squeaky, angry voice. "It's me! YZMA!"

"Now wait a minute here," Kronk said, "if you're Yzma, then that means that ALL this time, you've been trapped here at camp, and that…"

"KRONK! Listen up! I'm through with this camp! I'm through with all these STUPID little brown and green outfits that you constantly adorn me in! I'm through with all this pointless woodland talk! And finally, I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!"

Kronk was surprised. He had totally forgotten that this cat was Yzma. Besides that matter, he had no idea that Yzma hated Junior Chipmunk Camp; everyone loved the adorable, innocent, cute purple cat who magically showed up one day. Now Yzma wanted to get rid of him? He was beginning to break down, but luckily his shoulder consciences popped up.

On Kronk's right shoulder, an angel, who was a smaller version of Kronk with a white robe and golden halo, appeared. "Easy big guy," he began, "take a deep breath, and just tell her you're sorry for ignoring her."

"I told you in the last show not to listen to that guy." A devil, who was also a smaller version of Kronk but with a red demon costume on, came into view on Kronk's left shoulder. "Just drag the cat back to the camp, and throw her in a cage for the rest of her life. It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you, genius I say!"

"What?" Kronk asked. "I thought that was Yzma's line."

"It is," the demon said. "I just thought it was an AWESOME evil villain line."

"What is there that's so "brilliant" about evil?" the angel questioned.

"Haha!" the demon pointed at the angel. "I knew you would say that! And because I'm so AWESOME, I have a prepared list on how evil is better than good." He pulled out a scroll from thin air and began to read. "Listen up big guy, I got several reasons why evil is better and thus you should listen to me. Number one: look at that guy! He's wearing a dress!"

"Now wait a minute!" the angel hollered. "We've ALL seen that reason before. And anyway, the narrator himself said that it was a robe. He never said this was a dress!"

"STOP!" Kronk yelled. "You guys always confuse me! Please, go somewhere else!"

"As you wish," the angel said as both he and the demon vanished.

"STOP! PAUSE THE SHOW!" Yzma called out from the auditorium causing the story to freeze… AGAIN! "Hi there again," Yzma climbed up into view. "I just wanted to remind our audience that this story is actually about me. Not Kronk! ME! Not Kronk! Me! Yzma! Okay, I'll try to hold off until chapter four. I'll really try. Resume!" The show once again began.

Yzma had been staring at Kronk for the past three minutes. Unknown to Kronk, the shoulder angels were only visible and audible to the one on whose shoulders they were on. "Kronk!" Yzma yelled! "Are you okay? I'm trying to make an epic evil villain escape here!"

"Huh?" Kronk looked at the cat. "Oh! Right! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…."

"Reeeeoooooowwww!" Yzma jumped up and clawed Kronk just before running off faster than her legs could carry her.

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