Disclaimer: I do not own KHR...

Reminders: Please read the prequel of this story entitled "The Vongola's Black Sheep" first to fully understand this story.

Fabricated Life

Chapter 3: Magnet of Disaster

Yume was standing in the middle of the hallway wearing a sleeveless black shirt, unbuttoned white coat, blue shorts that didn't reach her knee and black knee-high boots that have been laced up. A black sling bag was hung on her left shoulder. She was holding a card where the schedules and room of her classes were jot down. She was shivering because the entire building was air-conditioned including the hallways. The bill for the electricity must have been pretty expensive.

"Why... WHY IS THIS PLACE LIKE A FRICKIN MAZE? WHERE'S ROOM M7-01?" Yume blurted out loud angrily while staring at her card.

She was fighting the urge on NOT to tear her card up. She was lost and the coldness doesn't help her either. She stared at the floor... more like at the red carpet that was lying under her feet. The innocent red carpet pissed her off with reasons unknown.

Room M7-01 can be found at the seventh floor of the main building. The letter symbolizes the buildings while the number beside that symbolizes the floor where it was located. The numbers after that was the number of the rooms where the class were being held.

Yume glared at her surroundings as she scanned to where her classroom is. Apparently, she's on the thirteenth floor of the main building. Obviously, she's six floors above her room.

The main building has fifteen floors in total. The first five floors were for the elementary department. The sixth to tenth floors were for the high school department while the remaining floors were for the college department. The elementary students were not allowed to go beyond the fifth floor while the high school students were not allowed to go beyond the tenth floor. On the other hand, college students were allowed to go anywhere. The high school and elementary students call that "INJUSTICE". Bulky, strong guards were tasked to guard each stairway that leads to each department so that no students could break the rule. They were like the defense line but no matter what kind of defense line they put, the fact that Yume was already in the thirteenth floor meant that they still lack power.

Yume walked in the hallway while scanning the rooms.

The college students looked at her and pointed at her direction.

"What is a high school kid doing here?" A male student who looked like a nerd asked as he looked above the book that he was reading.

"Hey... Isn't that the Vestale Family's heiress?" A male student said to his friend.

"She looked exactly like Miss Natsuyume. Giotto Vongola's little sister..." A female student whispered to her friend.

"Wasn't she the one who beat up the students in front of the main building?"

"Yup, that's her... There's no doubt about that... That glare and scary look on her face like some sort of an angry Buddha statue was the proof."

Yume directed that "look" on the student that said those words to her. The students began to run away which made the hallway empty.

"Hmph! How dare they compare my beautiful face on an angry Buddha statue?" Yume muttered to herself.

A tap on her shoulder caught her attention. She looked over her shoulder. To her surprise, she saw a blonde man wearing black pin-striped suit.

"Huh? Who are you? Mama told me not to talk to strangers..." Yume said with a straight face.

Giotto sweatdropped on what she said. "My name is Giotto Vongola. By some chance, are you lost?"

Some female students got jealous at Yume. According to the Fangirls: Book of Rules (which was stupidly made by them...), she doesn't have the right to talk to the Student Council President namely Giotto Vongola. Such is the mind of a fangirl.

Yume recognized that look. She looked at the girls and said her reason with a straight face. "I'm not the one who talked to him first. He's the one who approached me so stop glaring at me. I'm INNOCENT..."

Giotto looked at the girls. He did his best on not to laugh out loud.

The girls blushed due to embarrassment and left. They couldn't believe that Yume had read their mind.

Yume faced Giotto again. "What were you saying?"

Giotto couldn't hold his laughter any longer. He laughed and small tears of laughter came out of his eyes. His shoulder shook because of his laughter. "Hahaha...S-Sorry... I asked if by some chance, are you lost?"

Yume gasped and nodded. "Yeah! I'm lost... Do you know where Room M7-01 is?"

She handed her card and showed it to Giotto. Giotto began explaining on how to read the codes on Yume. After listening to Giotto's explanation, she thanked and bowed to him.

Giotto was wondering on how she reached the thirteenth floor. His grandfather made sure that the guards were strong enough to stop anyone from passing through. His question was answered when G came running towards him.

"Giotto, bad news! Someone beat up the guard in the tenth floor! He was greatly beaten to a pulp!" G informed Giotto with a panic expression on his face. He was worried that the person in-charge might go after Giotto.

Giotto's face slowly turned to Yume who was standing right beside him. He was looking at her incredulously. G followed Giotto's gaze. To his surprise, he saw Yume grinning at them. It finally dawned on their great minds that the one in-charge of the ruckus on the tenth floor was no other than Yume. The reason for that was because she was looking for her room.

Yume grinned at them and gave them a mock salute. "Yo!"

"DON'T YOU DARE "YO!" ME!" G snapped at her angrily.

A blaring sound of whistle and steps were heard in the entire floor. Giotto, G, Yume and the other students snapped their heads on the source. Seconds later, an army of bulky security guards who were wearing black tight-fitting clothes from head to foot emerged from the stairways. Their clothes shaped their muscles which Yume found gross.

"Prrt! Prrt! YOU THERE! DON'T MOVE! YOU ARE HEREBY UNDER ARREST FOR BREAKING THE RULES!" The guard who was leading the army screamed as he pointed his index finger on Yume.

Yume's grin turned into a sly one. She moved behind Giotto quickly and pushed him towards the guards. She used Giotto to buy some time for her escape.

"Wah!" Giotto, who was caught off guard, stumbled towards the guards.

Each guard ran as fast as they could to catch Giotto. They slid on the floor while stretching their hands on a catching manner. Giotto fell on them completely unharmed.

G got mad at Yume. He tried to catch her but he failed because she ran too fast.

Yume ran towards the window. She opened the glass window which brought a strong gust of wind inside the building which made G backtracked a little because of the wind. She stood on the window sill and faced all of them. She gave another mock salute to all of them as a sign of goodbye.

Giotto straightened himself and looked at Yume. His eyes widened when he saw where she was standing. For a moment, he thought that he saw Yume's hair reached her back. He rubbed his eyes to make sure that it was not a dream. When he opened his eyes again, he was somehow disappointed to see her hair cropped short.

"I must get a hold of myself! She is NOT Natsu! Damn!" Giotto thought to himself.

"See ya!" Yume fell on her back after saluting.

The students dropped their jaws including Giotto and G. They ran as fast as they can to the window on where Yume fell. Some students on the lower floors saw Yume fall. They stick their faces on the glass windows to get a clearer view.

Yume grabbed unto one of the window sills in the seventh floor. She opened the window and closed it again after entering. She walked in the hallways like she didn't do any life threatening act. She found her room FINALLY and entered it with a cheerful smile on her face.

Giotto, G and the other witnesses had a hard time recovering at what they saw. A sound of fallen books brought them back to reality. They looked at the one who dropped the books. They saw Elena garbed in a dark blue beautiful dress that made her look like a princess. They noticed the look of horror on her face.

"Tha-That... THAT LITTLE GIRL! WHY DIDN'T SHE USE THE STAIRS OR THE ELEVATOR?" Elena screamed in horror. She almost died of heart attack when she saw Yume fell on the window.

Giotto and G remained silent. They don't know how to answer her question.

Lampo arrived holding a bowl filled with grapes. By the time he arrived in the scene, he saw Yume standing on the window sill. He didn't expect her to fall backwards. "Yare... Yare... What a reckless girl..."

Asari appeared together with Knuckles. They became witnesses on what happened.

"Haha... That is the first time that someone got away from Alaude's arrest. Impressive...!" Asari laughed cheerfully.

Knuckles prayed on the powerful beings above. "May you guide that girl... Oh, powerful one!"

The shock was too much that Elena fainted right on the spot. Thank goodness, Daemon was wandering nearby. He caught Elena before she hit the floor. He noticed how smooth and soft Elena's skin. When a man is in love, the only thing that he would notice is the woman that he loves and nobody else. He didn't even care if Yume fell on the window or not.

Alaude clicked his tongue in the shadows. He was the one who ordered those guards to capture the culprit when he saw the guard in the tenth floor unconscious. He had ambushed her in all directions when he finally found her. It was easy for him to distinguish the culprit since Yume was the only high school student present in the floor. With his plans laid into action, he thought that he could capture her. He never expected her to jump on the window just to escape him. He decided to let it go for now. The next time that he saw Yume breaking the rules again, he swore that he will be the one who will capture her personally.

Tsuna and his friends have finally familiarize the entire school with the help of his brother who became their tour guide even if it was just for a few minutes.

Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto and Chrome were on the same year level. They also have the same class schedule.

On the other hand, Mukuro, Hibari and Ryohei were one year level ahead of Tsuna and the others. Not only, were they on the same year level. They were also in the same class much to Mukuro and Hibari's disappointment. A pineapple-head plus a skylark in the same room equals total oblivion. It was thanks to Ryohei why the room was still intact. Hibari created a discipline committee in the high school department with Alaude's permission. In just a few seconds, he had ruled the high school department without a sweat. He was feared by many. Mukuro annoyed Hibari by breaking the rules which would cause for holes and cracks to appear in the floor, wall and ceiling.

Lambo was in the elementary department wreaking havoc. He kept on declaring that from that day onwards, he is now the new king of the elementary department and that his fellow students should bow down before him. Apparently, some kids took the king title seriously. Some obeyed while some called for impeachment (?).

Yume entered her class. It just so happen that she was on the same class together with Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto and Chrome.

"Oh! Hello! So you're in the same class as me, eh?" Yume greeted Tsuna as she approached him.

Gokudera, Yamamoto and Chrome were still in shock of seeing Yume. Even though they have seen her before, they still can't stop themselves from getting surprised.

Yume looked at Tsuna's friends and greeted them. She hugged Chrome telling her that she was so cute. She decided to make Chrome as her female friend. She tried to befriend everyone but only Tsuna and his friends were the willing ones. Her reputation was sullied (?) when she beat up the students in front of the main building even though it wasn't her fault. Some students became afraid of her while some have put her on their enemy list.

If they don't want to become her friends, then fine... She won't become her friends either. After all, she was not some sort of a sissy princess who would just stand, watch, cry and wait for her knight-in-shining-armor to save her. They will face her wrath if they will bully her.

Their homeroom teacher who looked like a combination of punk and rock star appeared. He has a five by five hairstyle which was styled in spikes. He was wearing a black vest which exposed his piercing on the navel and abs, black, shiny, tight-fitting pants that has chains hanging on the side, and black knee-high boots. He also has a piercing on the lips. He wore shades even though there's no sun that shines brightly in the room. He has a cigarette stick stuck on his mouth. He was called Professor Punk by the students in the school obviously because of his looks.

Professor Punk slammed the book on the desk that was standing peacefully in front of the students to get their attention.

Yume, Tsuna and the other students stared at their teacher's appearance. They couldn't believe that someone like him was their teacher.

"You're our teacher?" Yume voiced out everyone's question.

Professor Punk lowered down his shades slightly to meet Yume's gaze. "Yah! Got problem kiddo?"

"No... It's just that you're a bad influence to all of us here. What are you going to teach us? Ethics? Values? Talk about hypocrite..." Yume's sharp words were like blades thrown directly at Professor Punk's heart.

"Why... You... Little..." Professor Punk trembled as he tried to control his anger.

Seconds later, chairs and tables were sent flying outside the room. Flames could also be seen oozing out of the doors and holes. The glass on the windows shattered because of an explosion. The room was completely filled with ashes from the floor up to the ceiling.

"YUME! WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF?" Tsuna said as he hid under the table to avoid Professor Punk's attacks.

"Hmph! No way... If I am not mistaken Italy is a democratic country, so we have the freedom to voice out our opinions." Yume replied as she moved left and right to avoid Professor Punk's attacks which was directed at her.

"Aaarrrggghhh!" Tsuna gripped his hair out of frustration. He doesn't know how to counter that statement.

The ruckus was completely heard in the upper floors. The explosion caused a light shake on the building.

"Huh? I wonder what happened below?" Giotto wondered when he felt the building shook.

Elena's pencil snapped into two in her hands. "AGH! YYYUUUMMMEEE...! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?"

Elena happens to be in the same class with Giotto and his friends which gave Daemon an excuse to see her always. Fate and Cupid must be on his side.

Tsuna and Yume's class was completely consumed by Professor Punk's outrage. By the time he had calmed down, his session had finally ended. Yume, Tsuna and their fellow classmates proceeded to their next class which happens to be Home Economics. They left as quickly as they could before their professor decided to burn them to a crisp.

In their home economics, their teacher was one hot woman... except that in reality, she is a HE. He is a cross dresser which almost fooled the entire student population. If it wasn't for his deep, manly voice, all men would have bowed down before him. Even though he looked like a SHE, his voice is so deep which made Yume speechless about her opinions. Their teacher has long pink hair which has big twirls at the end, blue eyes, and white skin. He was wearing a long light violet dress that fit him perfectly.

"Okay, class... Let's proceed with today's session." Their teacher said as he clasped both of his hands in excitement.

"Agh! I don't want to hear his voice... It would have been nice if he doesn't look like that..." Yume murmured to Tsuna and the others.

Tsuna elbowed her at the sides. "Shut up! Keep that thought to yourself or who knows what will happen? I don't care if this country is democratic just shut up."

Yume puffed her cheeks in annoyance. Her male classmates don't want to admit it but she really looked cute.

Yamamoto laughed at Yume and Tsuna's interactions while Chrome smiled at them. Even Gokudera's scowl and glare for his fangirls disappeared when he saw their interactions. It was like Natsu was with them but unfortunately, she is not.

It seems like Tsuna's Family became popular in the whole school when they've arrived in the school. Well, they are Vongola so it's natural and expected...

"For today's session, all of you are allowed to cook any food that you want since this is today's first class. Don't forget to group yourselves into five. I will check your finished dishes 10 minutes before the time so go and start cooking~!" Their teacher announced like some sort of a host in a cooking contest.

Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto, Chrome, and Yume made one group. They decided to make some brownies for their class. Chrome was made into the head chef of the group because of her cooking skills. Yamamoto became second-in-command while Tsuna and Gokudera assisted the two. On the other hand, Yume became the cheerleader in the group.

"Go! Go! You guys can do it! Yeah!" Yume cheered while holding some "pom-poms" who knows where she got it.

Gokudera pointed his whisk on Yume while holding a bowl. "YOU! WHY ARE YOU JUST CHEERING THERE? HELP US HERE!"

"I want to help but if I did, we won't be able to finish it because of my magical hands! When it comes to cooking, I have tremendous bad luck. Not only that, I also become magnet of disasters when I do something related to cooking. The only thing that I could do is to cheer." Yume tried to explain the reasons on why she can't cook.

Gokudera resumed his mixing. "I don't care just do something aside from CHEERING!"

Tsuna brought a tray filled with Chocolate stuff. It was the first batch of brownies that will be put inside the oven.

"Yume, could you please turn on the oven?" Tsuna asked Yume.

Yume looked at Tsuna with an expression of horror and terror on her face. "B-But..."

"Come on! Don't tell me you don't know how to turn on an oven?" Gokudera teased Yume.

Yume pouted. "Fine! Don't tell me that I didn't warn you..."

Yume stood in front of the oven. Her hand trembled as she reached for the switch. The moment she turned the switch on, the oven exploded and it caught fire.

Some of the students ran for their lives when they saw the fire. The fire alarm blared in the entire building.

"My goodness! What happened?" Their teacher stood abruptly behind the desk.

"Aaaahhh! Call 911 or some fire fighters!" Yume ran behind Tsuna.

"WHAT... DID... YOU... DDDOOO?" Tsuna said while staring at the fire.

"Get some fire extinguishers and hurry!" Gokudera ordered his classmates.

Chrome and Yamamoto couldn't believe at what they saw. Now, they know that Yume was telling the truth.

Some of their classmates appeared with fire extinguishers at hand. Luckily, they were able to put off the fire before it scattered in the building.

"You know what Yume... Just keep on cheering..." Gokudera said as he took back all the words that he had said.

Back in the College department, the fire alarm was heard by everyone.

Giotto and his friends were taking their lunch in their room. They have also befriended Elena since Daemon was already starting his moves.

"A fire broke out?" Giotto wondered.

"It came from the high school department. It happened in some cooking class..." G said as he checked his phone for other informations from other students.

Elena dropped her spoon and fork on her plate. Her eyes widened in realization. "There is no doubt! Yume is the cause of that fire! Whoever is the one who tried to make her cook must be a fool for not listening to her!"

Giotto, Daemon and the others sweatdropped on what she said. Who would have thought that Yume was a magnet of disaster?

Tsuna and the others survived their home economics by having Yume sit on the sides. Their teacher understood them and supported the students' decisions. After all, none of them want to die yet.

Yume, Tsuna and the others proceeded for their next class. As they walk in the hallways, Yume saw Daemon and Elena through the windows walking towards the gates.

Yume stuck her face on the glass window. "WHO is that man walking together with Elena-neesan that has some tropical fruit hairstyle?"

Tsuna and the others recognized the person as Daemon. They tried to hold off their laughter because of Yume's description on Daemon's hairstyle.

Yume puffed her cheeks in curiosity as she crossed her arms over her chest. "Hmph! I smell something fishy with those two..."

She grabbed Tsuna at the back of his clothes and she ran towards the window.

"Hey! Hey! What are you doing?" Tsuna asked as he pried Yume's hands off his back.

Yume opened the window. A strong gust of wind entered the building through the window again. "Let's go follow them!"

"WHAT?" (Tsuna)

Before Tsuna could know what Yume was planning, Yume jumped off the window. He was also dragged by her sudden actions.

"AAAGGGHHH!" Tsuna screamed as he fell from the window together with Yume.

Gokudera, Yamamoto and Chrome ran towards the window.

"Boss!" Chrome said in pure concern.

"Tsuna!" Yamamoto shouted as he saw Yume and Tsuna fell on the window.

"NNNOOO...! JYUUDAIME! THIS IS THE SEVENTH FLOOR! YOU STUPID WOMAN!" Gokudera screamed. He was completely worried at Tsuna's state.

The other students don't know what to do or say on what happened.

Gokudera, Yamamoto, and Chrome ran towards the stairs to chase Yume and Tsuna.

Yume landed on the ground completely unscratched, leaving some sands in the air as she landed. Tsuna's soul left his body when they fell. He really can't predict and understand Yume's thinking.

The students who had witnessed Yume's landing wondered on what were her bones made of.

Yume ran while dragging a lifeless Tsuna with her. Tsuna was like a flag blown by the wind at the top of the poles. Yume continued to follow Daemon and Elena on where they were going. If her instincts were right about Daemon dating Elena, she swore that she will kill him first. Her protective-sisterly-love-mode was turned on because of Daemon.

"You will pay with your life if you hurt Elena-nee!" Yume said in a scary and menacing tone that woke Tsuna up.

Author's Notes: Chapter 3 is up! Hee-he!

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